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gutter-child — Albert, PUT IT AWAY
Published: 2010-01-01 03:08:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 1538; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 16
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Seriously Albutt, should I just start writing "for a good time call Albert- 555-SLUT" on the bathroom stalls I visit?You may as well just wear a sign that says: "Fuck you- Why yes. I would."
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DECENCY AND RESTRAINT YOU ONCE HAD BACK ON THE HOME WORLD?
You just don't give a shit anymore, do you? 8|
I regret letting you out of my subconscious. You disgust me. >:c
Anyway. Albert likes the look of Blackjack and wants to get into his loincloth. Or trenchcoat in this case. BUT STILL. xD Punch him in the face Jack, the he'll nom your face and you'll be like "Oh fine. *sexorz*" AND WE ALL WANT TO SEE THAT, DUN DISAPPOINT.
Jack belongs to
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Albert-555-SLUT... 
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Jesus Christ.
something tells me Albert and Delta would have a SPLENDID time together.
O__o ....
No need. I just traumatized MYSELF.
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Ghahahaha!! This made me giggle! Oooo Albert the little shlut but he is still adorable! ^-^
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Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ''Attention-Whore''
Lol.
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You have NO idea how true that statement is on so many levels. xD
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We're all the same sex so any pair is a potential couple, right? Poleepkwa love is beautiful. And so is this! Very cute pic ^_^
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Pretty much, yes. xD Althouh some prawn characters seem to definitely be predominantly male or female, Albert himself is pretty nuetral, he can go either way depending on who he's after. 
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Lucas: So sorry for his behavior, I'll punish him imminently...
Oh yes. I went there.
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Albert- *huff* I may pester whom wish. *flits hand dismissively* No amount of punishment will change that. >3>
I like it when you go there.
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Lucas: Mmm, perhaps, but punishing you is so delightfully fun... -pokes at marks along Al's body- Purrr....
Mmmmh, me too 8D
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You people sicken me!!!!! Fun though^^ My god, BJ looks gorgeous, no wonder Albutt wants to get in his trenchcoat XD
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PUH-LEASE! You know you want to see two forty-year old prawn have awesome gay lovin'. xDD DON'T DENY IT.
Shiny Jack is shiny. NOOOM
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oh jesus, my eyes have been molested. Dx
Albert- You beast. And just where HAVE you been? High on grass and humping random objets? >8|
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hmm hmm hmm yees
Colin: -delivers an upwards, side of the jowl sort of ‘ patronizing ’ love-slap in response- What, are you jealous of those random objects?
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I would attempt to seek revenge but I fear there is nothing my mind can come up with that would molest you in any way. :c
Albert- Ah ah-o-of course not! *lies* But your neglect sent me into the arms of another. And another, and another, and another... *smug, teasing grin*
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Jeez Louise, contain yourself I shall have to contact the MNU First-Reaction Battalion!
But I won't, because to be honest I'd like to squeeze into a trench-coat with him too
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Al would LOVE the attention, as long as its attention.
*kisa cracks her... tentacles?* YOU ARE DEAD AL YOU ARE SO FECKING DEAD YOU TOUCHED MY MATE *violence ensues*
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It's true, shit, he just likes ATTENTION, the whore. D8
Al- AH YES. Bruise me, dear. BREAK ME! 
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*sits back with popcorn and watches Poleepkwa scrapping*
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omg put up that picture of Al molesting Jack on your account.
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Freaky, yet attractive at the same time...
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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I didn't say I hate it
I was implying that you knew I liked freaky stuff and wanted you get out of my head, litterally. Sorry for not being very descriptive, hehe
I really do like though, it's funny and a little bit kinky
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pfff you sillybean I knew what you meant, I was just being a doofus.
WELL, then I will have to draw more freaky things, now shall I?
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That, and Kisa's gonna come and kick his ass. Watch out, Albert! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
Or, in this case, mate scorned. I guess?
Fun times, fun times. (Would it be too rude of me to push for the chibified cast photo pretty please?)
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Oh psh. Al would NOT mind getting his ass kicked.
And then they can have an orgy!
Or something?
Ahm werkin on it hold ur horses. 8U
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I would decrease his sex appeal, though, which he wouldn't want.
Uh, no.
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It's from the Mighty Boosh. I felt it was related
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I only saw the episode with the fishguy with a mangina.
It was freaky. xDD Tho still pretty hilarious.
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"Ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?"
Over the summer my friend and I watched all of the episodes. Crazy stuff.
It's an amazing show.
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