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So a plan to ensure our angry Bajorans obedience..

Pity it did go as planned, but that's family. Showing up when you least expect it.

Had to split this in to two parts otherwise it would have been too big.

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1)Heath: A new ship... She wouldn't say what class... 34a....why does that sound familiar... Anyway, have to requisition a shuttle to fly out there to....

???: Hey Lazy!

2) Heath: Augie?

McBrocken: Look who I found

Heath: What... Lyreh?

Lyreh: Ensign Heath Lyreh. Newly graduated from Starfleet academy ma'am.

Heath: Congratulations ensign. Now come over here and hug your sister.

Lyreh: Is that an order ma'am?

Heath: Get over here brat.

3)Heath: It's so good to see you. Sorry I missed your graduation.

Lyreh: I heard you were....busy. Did you really panic the entire quadrant?

Heath: It's a long story.

Lyreh: It always is isn't it? Don't worry, the rest of the family came.

Heath: They got grandma to leave Bajor?

Lyreh: Of course not. But she did send you a care package.

Heath: Oh thank the Prophets. I've been dying for some homegrown hasperath.

McBrocken: Just keep that stuff away from the rest of your crew. You know they can't handle it

4) Heath: So you have your first assignment?

Lyreh: Oh yes! It's a dream come true! The position opened up and I was specifically chosen.

Heath: Really?

McBrocken: Where at?

5) Wallace: Here you are. Why'd you run off?

Lyreh: Sorry sir. Captain McBrocken dragged me away

McBrocken: Oh what do you want?

Wallace: I want to know why you're bothering my new helmsman.

Both: YOUR WHAT?

Wallace: Calm yourself. You can't afford any more trouble, can you?

McBrocken: You're on his ship?

Lyreh: Yes ma'am. Isn't it great?

Heath: Wonderful.

McBrocken: Bloody marvelous.

Wallace: We were on our way to inspect our new ship when you interrupted us

Heath: Ship?

McBrocken: What new ship?

6) Wallace: Seeing how you crashed into mine and they're worried about Borg contamination. So we got a new ship

Heath: And pray tell did they give you

Wallace: Read it and weep

7) McBrocken: A Vesta?

Lyreh: I know. Isn’t it great?

McBrocken: How do you rate getting a Vesta?

Wallace: Seems I was the victim of constant manipulation and abuse, caught between two waring parties

Heath:...

Wallace: And with her onboard, the powers that be are convinced that there won't be any more "incidents"

Heath:...

Wallace: And don't worry. She'll be perfectly fine. I'll take very good care of her

Heath: I...

???: I'm glad to hear that

8) Wallace: What... Who are you?

Ladau: Lieutenant Heath Ladau, of the Bajoran militia

Wallace: Heath? You're...

Ladau: Her twin brother.

Wallace: I don't see the resemblance

Ladau: People say that to me a lot. Funny, they only say it once.

Wallace: Why is that?

Ladau: It's hard to talk with a broken jaw.

Wallace: I see. Is there something you want?

Ladau: I came to see what kind of person they've entrusted my sister to.

Wallace: Well as you can see, she's in the best hands.

9) Ladau: Really? Because I heard there was a human with the same name as you that had been harassing my older sister.

Wallace: Older...

Ladau: The blonde standing behind you

Wallace: I see. I wouldn't know anything about that.

Ladau: Good. Because if someone were to do something like that to my sister... correction, to either of my sister's, I'd shove so much hasperath up their reproductive organs that the fire caves back home would seem cool and refreshing.

Wallace: I see

Ladau: Then I'd get unpleasant.

Wallace: Good to know

Lyreh: You are embarrassing me in front of my Captain

Wallace: If there's nothing else...

Ladau: I'm going to hug my sister, then you may leave. If you have a problem with that, you may call for your security. However, , I guarantee they will not arrive soon enough to matter

Wallace: Take all the time you want

10) Lyreh: Go away! You are ruining my life!

Ladau: Call it payback for all those years of torment growing up

11) Wallace: If you're done...

Ladau: I am.

Wallace: Come along ensign

Lyreh: I'm sorry, Sir. They said my umbilical cord got wrapped around his neck

Ladau: I'll walk you to the shuttle

Lyreh: You don't have to.

Ladau: Mom and dad are waiting over there. They want to see you off

Lyreh: Prophets, Will this day never end?

12) McBrocken: Family is always embarrassing

Heath: Tell me about it

McBrocken: So where were you headed off to?

Heath: Utopia. We're getting a new ship

McBrocken: Wow. So are we

Heath: Really?

McBrocken: We abused the Valiant too much and she's too old so it's replacement time

Heath: Sorry to see her go. So what did you get

McBrocken: Mama got herself a Steamrunner

Heath: Nice

McBrocken: Yeah. Finally comfortable rooms and a proper holodeck. What about you?

Heath: She didn't say. Just gave me the berth number

McBrocken: Really?

Heath: Yeah. But if that jerk got a Vesta, we probably got an Oberth

McBrocken: You can't fit 800 people on an Oberth. They only hold 80

Heath: A fleet of Oberths then. 10 of them flying in formation

McBrocken: Go find your crew while I book our transport

Description

So a plan to ensure our angry Bajorans obedience..

Pity it did go as planned, but that's family. Showing up when you least expect it.

Had to split this in to two parts otherwise it would have been too big.

uniform textures courtesy of

1)Heath: A new ship... She wouldn't say what class... 34a....why does that sound familiar... Anyway, have to requisition a shuttle to fly out there to....

???: Hey Lazy!

2) Heath: Augie?

McBrocken: Look who I found

Heath: What... Lyreh?

Lyreh: Ensign Heath Lyreh. Newly graduated from Starfleet academy ma'am.

Heath: Congratulations ensign. Now come over here and hug your sister.

Lyreh: Is that an order ma'am?

Heath: Get over here brat.

3)Heath: It's so good to see you. Sorry I missed your graduation.

Lyreh: I heard you were....busy. Did you really panic the entire quadrant?

Heath: It's a long story.

Lyreh: It always is isn't it? Don't worry, the rest of the family came.

Heath: They got grandma to leave Bajor?

Lyreh: Of course not. But she did send you a care package.

Heath: Oh thank the Prophets. I've been dying for some homegrown hasperath.

McBrocken: Just keep that stuff away from the rest of your crew. You know they can't handle it

4) Heath: So you have your first assignment?

Lyreh: Oh yes! It's a dream come true! The position opened up and I was specifically chosen.

Heath: Really?

McBrocken: Where at?

5) Wallace: Here you are. Why'd you run off?

Lyreh: Sorry sir. Captain McBrocken dragged me away

McBrocken: Oh what do you want?

Wallace: I want to know why you're bothering my new helmsman.

Both: YOUR WHAT?

Wallace: Calm yourself. You can't afford any more trouble, can you?

McBrocken: You're on his ship?

Lyreh: Yes ma'am. Isn't it great?

Heath: Wonderful.

McBrocken: Bloody marvelous.

Wallace: We were on our way to inspect our new ship when you interrupted us

Heath: Ship?

McBrocken: What new ship?

6) Wallace: Seeing how you crashed into mine and they're worried about Borg contamination. So we got a new ship

Heath: And pray tell did they give you

Wallace: Read it and weep

7) McBrocken: A Vesta?

Lyreh: I know. Isn’t it great?

McBrocken: How do you rate getting a Vesta?

Wallace: Seems I was the victim of constant manipulation and abuse, caught between two waring parties

Heath:...

Wallace: And with her onboard, the powers that be are convinced that there won't be any more "incidents"

Heath:...

Wallace: And don't worry. She'll be perfectly fine. I'll take very good care of her

Heath: I...

???: I'm glad to hear that

8) Wallace: What... Who are you?

Ladau: Lieutenant Heath Ladau, of the Bajoran militia

Wallace: Heath? You're...

Ladau: Her twin brother.

Wallace: I don't see the resemblance

Ladau: People say that to me a lot. Funny, they only say it once.

Wallace: Why is that?

Ladau: It's hard to talk with a broken jaw.

Wallace: I see. Is there something you want?

Ladau: I came to see what kind of person they've entrusted my sister to.

Wallace: Well as you can see, she's in the best hands.

9) Ladau: Really? Because I heard there was a human with the same name as you that had been harassing my older sister.

Wallace: Older...

Ladau: The blonde standing behind you

Wallace: I see. I wouldn't know anything about that.

Ladau: Good. Because if someone were to do something like that to my sister... correction, to either of my sister's, I'd shove so much hasperath up their reproductive organs that the fire caves back home would seem cool and refreshing.

Wallace: I see

Ladau: Then I'd get unpleasant.

Wallace: Good to know

Lyreh: You are embarrassing me in front of my Captain

Wallace: If there's nothing else...

Ladau: I'm going to hug my sister, then you may leave. If you have a problem with that, you may call for your security. However, , I guarantee they will not arrive soon enough to matter

Wallace: Take all the time you want

10) Lyreh: Go away! You are ruining my life!

Ladau: Call it payback for all those years of torment growing up

11) Wallace: If you're done...

Ladau: I am.

Wallace: Come along ensign

Lyreh: I'm sorry, Sir. They said my umbilical cord got wrapped around his neck

Ladau: I'll walk you to the shuttle

Lyreh: You don't have to.

Ladau: Mom and dad are waiting over there. They want to see you off

Lyreh: Prophets, Will this day never end?

12) McBrocken: Family is always embarrassing

Heath: Tell me about it

McBrocken: So where were you headed off to?

Heath: Utopia. We're getting a new ship

McBrocken: Wow. So are we

Heath: Really?

McBrocken: We abused the Valiant too much and she's too old so it's replacement time

Heath: Sorry to see her go. So what did you get

McBrocken: Mama got herself a Steamrunner

Heath: Nice

McBrocken: Yeah. Finally comfortable rooms and a proper holodeck. What about you?

Heath: She didn't say. Just gave me the berth number

McBrocken: Really?

Heath: Yeah. But if that jerk got a Vesta, we probably got an Oberth

McBrocken: You can't fit 800 people on an Oberth. They only hold 80

Heath: A fleet of Oberths then. 10 of them flying in formation

McBrocken: Go find your crew while I book our transport