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Hellstern — Go Make Me a Sandwich
Published: 2012-06-11 14:05:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 12413; Favourites: 296; Downloads: 344
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Methinks a sandwich is not what will follow this scene.
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I LOVE this!
(I think his nose is cute, so pink) ;D
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~00Maria00, dont be so serious. it was just jokes.
*Hellstern, 
I have some other joke on the topic (in favor of women, of course) but unfortunately it is long, and I'm not good enough in english.
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Я бы поел с ней сендвичей, если вы понимаете о чем я.
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A man driving a car hit a woman... Who's at fault? The man of course.
Why was he driving in the kitchen?
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I know another one! Do you know why women are safer? Because kitchen's where the knives are! >: P
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Okay let's roll sexist joke marathon!
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Sorry, I can't. Women are kind and considerate and they don't have many sexist jokes to insult people. Besides, if we continue, Hellstern will probably delete us.
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Really? I hope she has a sense of humor.
Why women don't ski?
There is no snow in the kitchen.
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Nnnope. Because I can't cook, but men are still fighting for me. Which reminds me, do you know how they call a woman without an asshole? Single.
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If you can heal, buff, make no-scope kills and spare a loot they will fight for you anyday, I think.
But i get out off topic:
A woman told me to view the world through her eyes…
I took a look out the kitchen window.
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So sad you can only think about the kitchen. Are you obsessed with food? There are so many topics to talk about, for example:
Why do men name their penises?
Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger making 99% of their decisions.
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Haha, fighting with guys is always fun!
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Damn! That was a good one! Feel a bit shamed, that do not have any "special name". Just now deside to call him Аристарх Михайлович from now. And yes food is one of the best inspiration and passions in my life. I literally can spend hour hust cookin' stuff till i'm too exausted to eat it, lol.
So, next non-kitchen joke huh? Okay.
Why PMS called PMS?
Because cow madness was already taken!
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You know?... I don't even know why your jokes irritate me. I don't stay in the kitchen, I don't have PMS, instead I play video games with my boyfriend. So why don't we brofist and quit with the argument? Or the sexist jokes maraton is more fun?
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I didn't want to offend you with all that stuff. I just find that kind of social exile jokes quite fun. Have a wonderfull week and I wish you highscores! ^_^
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Thanks! My exams already passed, fortunately, we should really pray for high scores. See you!
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actually i enjoy your conversation.
hm..
Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
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You found who to tell that! >: D I'll give them food if they're hungry, but if they make the habbit of turning me into a cook slave, NO SEX!
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