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HinaYui β For Sale
Published: 2014-02-13 23:37:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 8844; Favourites: 85; Downloads: 0
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You know how it is, You decide to get rid of all your unwanted stuff by having a garage sale. Like that old tea set your Mum got you forever ago and the really old lounge chair that's seen better days. You also decide to sell your lazy ass roommate who refuses to cook or clean or do anything really. So you sneak some powerful knock out pills into her food and dress her up as a pretty french maid. You then tie her up to the telephone pole, in front of your house and bang in a for sale sign next to her.
"For Sale
One useless maid
only needs to be paid in spanks
Will sell for 1 cent or best offer 
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Comments: 29
Very nice, it would be even better if the roommate was male.
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Never put the word "useless" in an ad for something you're trying to sell. Nonetheless, I'll pay 5 bucks for her.
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On second thought, I'm not sure I could afford it. I mean, not only is she another mouth to barely feed enough food to keep alive, but I have to pay her in spanks. I feel like that would eventually get old. You know, after 10 years of spanking her, why even bother then?
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Β If I buy her, will she cuddle me and take me for walkies-nya? 
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Of course 
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What a room mate. I only hope this doesn't come to bite me on the ass...
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*giggle* well highly embarrassed ex roommates do have a long memory
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And, they have all the time to go and get what they want from you.
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One cent? Β She's not so useless you pay us to take her off your hands?
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*giggle* well I have to make some money somehow
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Very cute idea! Though I doubt she will get much attention with those eyes of hers ;3
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*giggle* well a few smart whacks with a paddle will probably fix that right up
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That is one angry maid. LOL!
Good to see you back!
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Hmm.. Seems like a good bargin, but i dunno.. What exactly can she do?
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Well admittedly not much at the moment
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Well it sounds like a good deal. ^^ I'll take her.Β
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*giggle* anyone who has 1 cent handy, I predict
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Glad to be able to draw stuff again
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love your art as always hina 
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*giggle* thanks so much for saying so
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Ha! That's awesome. Surely all roommate disputes should be handled like this.
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