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Published: 2014-09-24 04:42:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 3174; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 0
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Description If there's one thing in this world that truly pisses me off it's these self-important douchebag parents who seem think that just because they made the conscious decision to add on to the growing problem of overpopulation that gives them some kind of authority to dictate what should or should not be openly discussed or displayed in various forms of social and creative media. I of course refer to those fuckin' censorship hounds who feel like they're on some kind of damn crusade to child-proof the world; playing that stupid "save the children" card. Well, my response to that self-righteous bullshit is to say, "FUCK THE CHILDREN!!!" The world is not going to change, nor should it, to supposedly accommodate your self-righteous fascist views of what's acceptable for your little failed abortions!

Something I'm getting really sick of is parents (often the lazy-ass lousy parents who rely on TV and video games to babysit their kids while that go off and do fuck all) bitching and whining about the content depicted in various TV shows, video games, and websites. As an artist who both writes and illustrates my own original series of comics and stories, few things get my goat more than asinine parental pricks trying to tell me what to create and how to create my own original work; fuckin' with my creative vision and self-expression. This is one of the major reasons why I am viciously opposed to political correctness. Political correctness is the worst form of fascism! It's tyranny with a smile. The narrow-minded, arrogant, hypocritical elitist pricks who push the hardest for political correctness merely attempt to bend the will of a society to adhere to their ego-centric view of the world; always playing the angle of equality and open-mindedness, but at the same time viciously attacking anything which contradicts their personal beliefs and overbearing opinions.

It just doesn't seem to matter what it is or what happens, you always have these short-sighted morons who seem to find a way to blame something on TV, in video games, comic books, magazines, or the internet claiming that it's somehow to blame for some young punk's criminal behavior instead of something far more substantial like their home life, relationships, or mental health. For example, a few months back there was an incident where a couple of young girls tried to murder one of their classmates to supposedly summon the internet character, Slenderman. Now despite the fact that these girls were obviously crazy and had an apparently limited grasp on reality, you still had some people who blamed the FICTIONAL CHARACTER and its creator; sending angry e-mails to the website shortly after the story hit the news. Of course that's just one of the more recent events. For years, every time some young idiot loses their shit and does something violent or criminal people always find a way to blame some form of popular media as if kids are that easily manipulated. I grew up watching nothing but cartoons. Nearly everyday for the last 26 years I've watched cartoons, but never at any point in my life did I ever try to drop an anvil on somebody's head or blow someone up with a stick of dynamite. The young kids who perform acts of violence against others don't do so because of what they saw on television or a video game, and if they do chances are good there was something wrong with them LONG beforehand!

It just doesn't matter, and human stupidity never ceases to amaze. Parents really need to shut the hell up about what's on TV, video games, and the internet and start focusing more on what's going on in their kids' lives, because if you're actually doing your damn job as a parent then you're not going to be worried about what your kids sees on TV, in video games, books, or on internet websites because they'll know the fuckin' difference between right and wrong and reality and fiction, and if you don't like me telling you how to be a parent, then don't try and tell me how to be an artist. You stick to your job and I'll stick to mine, and everything will be just fine!

Here are the works of some other creative individuals who have said the same thing in past...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R_0Qh…
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Comments: 22

TheJewishMarxist [2017-05-02 02:24:36 +0000 UTC]

I think the blame rests with the parents.   If they didn't let the tv or the video games babysit their children,  they'd know the difference between right and wrong.  Let the Artists create art and if you don't want your kids seeing it, then don't let them and don't gi bitching to thr artist.

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TheJewishMarxist [2014-10-28 20:26:57 +0000 UTC]

ditto.....

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AudeS [2014-10-03 12:09:59 +0000 UTC]

Well... sex equals Rated R and violence equals PG13 in the US, and it is dictated by mothers as I heard.... so, there is a point to it. I would say ultimately all responibility must lie at the parents. It is as simple as that.

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IAmTheUnison In reply to AudeS [2014-10-03 18:15:08 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

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WingDiamond [2014-09-26 19:08:10 +0000 UTC]

I said It Best!

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DizzyHellfire In reply to WingDiamond [2014-10-13 18:20:58 +0000 UTC]

I cant argue with Mr. Conductor/Rufus/random guy in Jay and Silent Bob movies/potty mouth guy who tells it like it is.

Carlin always said it best. may he RIP and know how many people he reached.

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IAmTheUnison In reply to WingDiamond [2014-09-26 23:26:13 +0000 UTC]

Well, I have to confess, I can't top George Carlin.

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WingDiamond In reply to IAmTheUnison [2014-09-27 17:22:48 +0000 UTC]

Here is the rant www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-ryuJ…

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Akhenamen [2014-09-26 09:27:33 +0000 UTC]

PRECISELY! I couldn't have said it better myself.

However, we can't blame children for the stupidity and self-righteousness of their idiotic parents. It's the parents that expect the world to bow down and kiss their child's arse, not the children themselves. For example, if a car cuts you off in traffic, at whom should you direct your anger - the car or the driver?

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Zeonista [2014-09-25 20:28:15 +0000 UTC]

As Shrillary Clinton has said, it takes a village to raise a total waste of flesh, not parents.... My friend once had this pearl of wisdom to share. "Do you want to know why a stupid kid got to be that way? Follow the stupid kid home, knock on their door, then look at the stupid parent that comes to the door." I have never been able to top that one.

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IAmTheUnison In reply to Zeonista [2014-09-25 22:28:10 +0000 UTC]

I cannot argue with that...my own parental figures were not the best either. Of course that does not alter my attitude with regards to censoring the world to compensate for poor inadequate parents. While my own parents weren't exactly stellar role models, I did find an indispensable friend in common sense and rationality. When I was a kid, you didn't have to tell us not to do what we saw on TV; because we weren't freakin' retarded.

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Zeonista In reply to IAmTheUnison [2014-09-25 22:51:17 +0000 UTC]

There were kids who did try to imitate stuff they saw on TV & movies. But YouTube and Twitter were not around to broadcast their foolishness to the entire world and earn them meaningless praise from other fools.
 

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IAmTheUnison In reply to Zeonista [2014-09-25 23:36:53 +0000 UTC]

There will always be those individuals who prove Darwin's Law applies to humans as well.

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Zeonista In reply to IAmTheUnison [2014-09-25 23:43:16 +0000 UTC]

One whole website's worth!

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Tixontoxin [2014-09-24 12:39:08 +0000 UTC]

These dumbassees never take the time to talk with their children. That's what my father did. I played GTA when I only 3 and never got the feeling that what I did in the game was okay to do in real life. Why? Because even at that young age my parents would tell me that if I had gunned down a police officer, I would face dire consequences. That's what I hate about these wastes of oxygen. No discipline, common sense, or tolerance. They'd rather blame others that their kid is fucked in the head instead of actually doing something. It's really sad that a freshman in highscool is more knowledgeable about being a parent than these idiots.

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IAmTheUnison In reply to Tixontoxin [2014-09-25 03:06:30 +0000 UTC]

It is as I stated in a prior piece I made...

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CrocodileKickingBear [2014-09-24 06:51:36 +0000 UTC]

Many people including parents would agree, people who choose to have children should pay attention and actually raise them...then again it doesn't help when there's a bunch of goddamn people out there who are trying to put a harder strain on birth-control.

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IAmTheUnison In reply to CrocodileKickingBear [2014-09-25 03:11:04 +0000 UTC]

Birth control and abortion, two things that I fully support...and its not just because I generally detest children.

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Valendale [2014-09-24 05:05:28 +0000 UTC]

Parents like that piss me off but overpopulation is mostly a problem coming out of the third world. In many developed countries without immigration the population would be falling by anywhere between 10% and 30%. In Japan for instance, a nation with strict immigration policies that make it difficult to become a permanent resident, there's a crisis, there aren't enough young people to take care of the old people and the young people of this generation are having even less babies than the last. People grow comfortable when they have electronics and air conditioned apartments and stop going out,some even develop hikikomori disease, and while it's most observed in Japan because of their immigration policy it's a common problem in the North America and Europe too. It also seems that the more educated people are, if they have access to birth control, they're more likely to abstain from reproduction or stop at one kid.

And that's why I should be trusted to grow an army with artificial ectogenesis incubation pods.

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stephdumas In reply to Valendale [2014-09-24 22:09:18 +0000 UTC]

I heard also then China who had once a policy of one kid per family had changed for 2 kids because they faced the same trouble then Japan had with the aging population.

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Marsconquers [2014-09-24 04:50:12 +0000 UTC]

You sir, get what I'm talking about!!!

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IAmTheUnison In reply to Marsconquers [2014-09-24 04:57:52 +0000 UTC]

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