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ImpCJCaesar — Ain't That a Kink in the Head?
Published: 2013-11-17 23:52:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 350; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 7
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Reference in the title... check... Oh, sorry, don't mind me and go ahead.
So, I was roaming around dA when published an interesting image (for some reasons links doesn't seem to work well for me tonight)
And that reminded me that according to Princess Molestia's birthday game (askprincessmolestia.tumblr.com… ">birthday game) I was supposed to get the same treatment (being born on the 2nd of July).
So there it is!
My shame!
Or better, Thunder Fire's shame! AH!
It's not like she is my ponysona...
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*softly purrs and falls asleep too*
-----later that night------
*he feels her wake up and go in the living room. From there he hears her using the litter box and digging in it. Then she go and cleans herself in the bathroom before jumping back in the bed and curl under his front legs*
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*mumbles* Good girl... [Not sure if he's awake or just subconsciously talking in his sleep.]
[Time skip?]
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[Oh yeah!]
-----next morning--------
*starts to lick his ear, then nibbles it*
Meeeeow! I'm hungryyyyy!
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[You're hungry? Well, I got a sausage right here! *shot*]
Yo-You're too cute...
...Well, I was thinking of feeding you cat food, but I think that's poisonous for us...
Do we still have carrots? I have an idea...
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[Sure! *takes out knife*]
Cat food? Yeah, that's poisonous and disgusting.
*jumps off the bed and brings a carrot from the kitchen to him*
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Now, if you're really hungry, you should eat it.
...With your other end. For every carrot you eat that way, you can eat a carrot the normal way.
And don't worry, your master will be here to support you!
...And okay, I am merciful. If it's really full, you can push 'em out again. And start over.
*grins*
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*totally shocked look*
I'm pretty sure that cats don't eat like that.
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Cats also don't ha-- Nevermind. *cough* If you really don't want to, I understand. We'll do something else. You can eat the carrots normally.
*thinks* (I guess I am not cut out to be a dictator after all...)
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*sees his lack of assertiveness and pities him*
*turns around and lifts tail*
Could you please feed me, master?
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Y-Yyyyessss....
*grabs the carrot and pushes it against her entrance, meeting some resistance, but sliding in evenly once through the barrier*
You're crazy... Crazy good... Crazy awesome... But crazy...
...How many more do you think will fit in there?
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*moans as the carrot enters*
Uh... try with another...
Do... do I get to eat only the carrots that can fit in there, master?
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(I was thinking of giving her the clean carrots, but...) Yes. So you better fit as many as possible in there.
Alright, here comes another.
*pushes another carrot in there, but already meeting much more resistance than the first*
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*moans again*
*belly groans*
Uh... still hungry, master...
*braces herself for the third round*
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Wow, you're gobbling them up so eagerly. You must be starving!
*takes yet another carrots and begins pushing, now being blocked halfway*
Hm, seems like the other two are in the way. Gotta push harder. Ready?
*puts more strength into his front leg and pushes, but making sure not to physically hurt her*
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*pants as the carrot slowly enters*
I think... I think that's enough, mas---
*belly growls*
---another one.
*spreads her legs as much as possible and stomps her front hooves on the ground*
Ready...
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A-Are you sure it'll fit? What about this? There's another place we can try fitting them in... That'll make it easier for you to handle more carrots.
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...you know that that place is off limits... I'm not ready yet...
But I'm ready to eat another carrot. Go on, master. *spreads legs some more*
It's more a challenge now.
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[He can't help but try every time.]
Okay. Here goes!
*puts the tip of the carrot inside and holds one of her hind legs with his front leg*
*pushes with all of his might now, feeling the other carrots trying to push it outside*
*after multiple strength challenges, finally manages to fully insert the fourth carrot*
There... Wow... It's... uh... It's gaping. I can see right inside...
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If... if you can see inside... maybe...
Another one...
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I... I'm not sure if it'll fit...
Maybe... Maybe if I break it in two...
*grabs a carrot and snaps it in half and starts pushing one half inside*
And the other half...
*pushes the carrot and stirs it inside until it finds a cavity it can rest in*
I... think that's the limit...
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....o-ok...
...now we need to get them out...
...you wouldn't be that cruel to leave me with those inside all the day, would you?
...would you?!
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*silence for what seems to be the longest time*
...Now there's an idea...
...
...
...Yup.
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*groans*
And I guess that I should even thank you for this...
Surely I'm not going to thank my mouth.
And... master... how I'm supposed to eat the carrots now?
*slowly turns around, keeping the hind legs fully spread*
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Eheheh.... Uh... See it this way... Not long now until payback...
Wait, why am I even giving you ideas!?
As for eating... Well, you know how cats hunt, play with and eventually eat mice, right? Hold on...
*goes off to get his sock puppet, puts it in and returns*
I found you just the prey.
*lies on his back in front of her*
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Oh, you'll see, you'll see...
*sees his "surprise"*
Seriously? It's not like I look as the best hunter around right now...
*awkwardly jumps with her hindlegs spread wide next to him*
*stares at the mouse*
Oh, it looks so stupid...
*gives a hit with the "paw" to the mouse*
Wooopsie!
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I... I admit it looked differently in my mind... It seemed like a great idea before!
Awawawah! Don't hit it! Or actually... Do! Do with it whatever a cat would do!
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Oh, I'm so regretting being stuck like this *shakes rear* or I would be jumping un your mouse with all of my weight...
But I can still do this... *gives it three more hits then lightly bites it on the side*
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Okay, okay, stop. Let's... Let's eat normally, empty you first, and then we'll continue, okay?
I like the whole master role, but I don't want to make you this uncomfortable. And you've been great already, uhm... uh... fitting... it all... in there...
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Oh, thank you! ...master!
*turns around again*
Could you help me?
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S-Sure... But you need to try to push, alright? C-Can't really reach in there with my hooves...
*waits for her to push and the tip of a carrot to come out*
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...yeah of course...
...hnnnnnnnnnnng....
Wait. How am I supposed to push from inside....
I guess it's like... litter box... ehm... sorry if not only carrots come out of there....
*starts pushing*
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That's okay... It's only natural. ...Not sure if you'd still like the carrots, though.
A-Anyway. I can see a tip.
*grabs the tip with his teeth and tries to pull, slowly but strongly*
Well, that's one.. Or actually, a half. This was one of the half carrots.
[Time skip until they're all out, or do you feel creative and see a twist in this whole carrot pulling?]
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[Nah, we can totally skip 
Uff--- *collapse on floor*
Thank you, master...
Do--- do I have to eat those? Can I eat clean ones, please?
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Y-Yeah... You... totally can. Contrary to popular believe, I'm not cruel.
And after breakfast, it's time to play!
[By the way, I feel the need to mention that I really enjoy all this. It's especially interesting that you're making things I usually don't like look good.]
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Thank you master!
*takes five carrots and eats them all*
Just five, as planned...
Do... do you want to play, master?
[Thank you! I have to say that it's the same for me! This is really a good way to enjoy different points of view!]
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Well, the better question is, does Kitty want to play? There's still a lonely little mouse, wanting to play.
*lies down on his back again*
[Yeah. And can you imagine this all happened from my one comment about bedroom eyes on that other drawing? It was a hopeful shot to get something, but I would've never imagined I'd get such a great roleplaying buddy for it.]
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Of course she wants!
*jumps next to the mouse*
Master, this mouse is so little, it's not a real threat...
*starts nudging it with her hooves or her muzzle*
[Was thinking the same thing before. When I saw the comment and checked your profile, I thought of teasing you a bit. Then you were so hopeful and really kind that I thought "Oh hell, let's go in it. It's not something I like to do very much, but..." And here we are. Totally changed my mind. Have a brohoof! /) ]
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It's little!? W-wait, you mean it's just not big yet, right? ...Right?
*doom hangs around his head*
[I... I don't know what to think. I'm a bit overwhelmed. Brohoof return! (\ ]
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*sticks out tongue* Who knows. master?
*keeps playing*
[I hope you're overwhelmed in a postive way! You really opened my mind, I'm very grateful!]
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Th-That's cruel... You don't get to be cruel until the afternoon.
*now lies back completely and tries to forget about the previous exchange*
*as the memories fade and pleasure courses through his body, his point slowly rises in multiple twitches until it's completely up*
[Yeah, it's a positive overwhelmed. I never knew I'd have such an impact on somebody. And I'm really glad for it.]
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Oh! Master! It grew! It's huge now...
I'll try to strangle it!
*puts two hooves around it and starts stroking*
Does the master like my hunt techinque?
I surely like it!
[Well as much as it's interesting and fun, I'll hit the bed now. Goodbight!]
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*starts panting as she assaults the mouse*
Y-Yes. That's real good! Haahh... You're a good Kitty cat. But the mouse isn't defeated yet...! You better fight... agh... quicker... and harder...
[Alright. I think it's time for me to hit the sack as well. See you tomorrow. Might not be able to reply much. I'll be at a friend's again, and I don't want to injure myself every time I visit friends.]
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Faster better? How about this!
*takes it in her mouth, starting moving faster and faster*
[Ok, no problem, enjoy your friends!]
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Wahh... Wow... Th-that was... unexpected...!
*body starts to twitch from the sudden stimulation*
U-Uhm... The fabric of the mouse m...must taste terrible... You can take it off, but it's your choice.
*thinks* (Wait, wasn't I the master?)
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How can I play with a mouse if it doesn't resemble a mouse, master?
And for some reason the fabric is chocolate flavoured...
*resumes her work, keeping going faster*
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Y-You're right... Then... Then, please continue... I mean! Continue, my pet!
*thinks* (I'm losing my mind... I can't even think straight right now!)
*his back arches ever so slightly and his hoof reaches her head to signal her to don't stop*
Ughh... Hahh...
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*the thing starts getting very intense*
*she starts carressing his pelvis area*
*once she feels he's about to let it go... she stops*
*grins* Ever heard of "playing cat and mouse"? The cat likes to play for a long time before eating the prey.... Meow!
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You're cruel...!! Wh-Why!? Ahh... I was so close!
*despite his complaints, he doesn't do anything to punish her and lets her do her thing*
[Well, I must be a masochist. I am at a friend's house now, and I am still doing this with your right now, even though I know I'll only end up hurting myself with this.
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*chuckles as she sees his will crumble* (this will be useful for later...)
*waits for the mouse to shrink*
Time to start again!
*repeats this process a few times, until the fourth one*
Ok, this time this cat is going to eat!
*takes it in her mouth and starts again*
[You can be a masochist, but I won't let you hurt yourself! So I'm just gonna stop replying to you for a pair of hours. I'm doing this for you! 
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I-I'm supposed to be... playing with you! Not the... the other way around!
...Well... Not... Not that I'm complaining or anything...
*already surrendering to her games and to the pleasure, he doesn't resist anymore and lets her do her thing without interfering*
["Starlight" has never really been much of a dominant person.]
[H-Hey, I'm not a masochist! I... just can't exactly resist roleplaying here whenever I have the chance. Just, sometimes that has negative effects on my body.
Also, I never really leave my friends. Usually we're playing games together on our computers, and I'm able to reply to you during our breaks. Just gotta make sure no one is looking over my shoulder...]
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