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Reference in the title... check... Oh, sorry, don't mind me and go ahead.
So, I was roaming around dA when published an interesting image (for some reasons links doesn't seem to work well for me tonight)
And that reminded me that according to Princess Molestia's birthday game (askprincessmolestia.tumblr.com… ">birthday game) I was supposed to get the same treatment (being born on the 2nd of July).
So there it is!
My shame!
Or better, Thunder Fire's shame! AH!
It's not like she is my ponysona...
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Didn't you say "play with the mouse"? I am playing!
And just a warning. *puts a hoof on his chest* This time is going to be intense. If the mouse is big enough, I'll eat it.
You ready?
I am!
*takes it again in the mouth and starts moving the head faster than ever, helping herself with hooves and wings*
[Probably Thunder Fire is going to take over soon... she probably is a dominant type if you give her time!]
[Oh, what games do you play? :3]
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Th-that's true... I guess. And, uhm, okay, give it to m--!
*completely loses the ability to form coherent sentences the moment she speeds up*
Sw-Sweet Cele...Celestia!
[By the way, his behavior is a hint about who he is. Not a huge hint, but a hint nonetheless. Have you found any inconsistencies?]
[Well, sometimes we do Minecraft over LAN. We try plenty of other games, but Minecraft seems something we can always fall back on. I'm personally a Nintendo gamer myself, but I enjoy playing pretty much any game with friends. Unless it's some really dark gruesome game or something.]
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*keeps going on faster and faster until he can't control it anymore*
*makes him a signal to let go*
[Actually... nope. For a while I thought he was a changeling. But the whole strange object phase and some other things you dropped made me discuss that theory. Now I'm just blind...]
[I know, Minecraft is such a useful game! You can do everything! Also die like a noob! 
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Hmmmrgg...!! Here it comes! T-Take it all!!
*while he holds her head with his front hooves, tenses up his back and hips, and finally releases all the pent-up lust in few powerful bursts*
B...Best... cat... I've ever had...
[I see. Nope, he's not a changeling. I can tell you it's something not really seen on the show before.]
[Haha. I hope Santa isn't still bothering you!]
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*after the ending of the bursts, she lifts her head, holding everything in her mouth, mouse costume too*
*looking at him straight in the eyes, swallows it all*
---thank you, master!
[Nah, we are using a more private server... we can't really play in LAN, we live a tad away from each other
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*eyes widen* [Wait, did she also swallow the mouse too?]
Y-Y-Y-Y-Y.... You're welcome!! It was... uh... my pleasure!
...But you probably noticed that...
Uhm... Do you need any, uhm... relief? Or is it already time for the costume change...?
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[Of course she did. As said before, it was also chocolate flavored]
*looks at the clock* Uhm... you still have half an hour of being the master here.
It's your choice if you want to play with the cat some more or take half an hour to relax and maybe get a shower before I take the command.
And it was my pleasure as well! *purrs*
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[Ch-Chocolate-flavored doesn't mean made of chocolate. People wouldn't eat strawberry-flavored condoms, for example. But, uh... I liked the idea of her eating it!]
Well... I think we can stay dirty for now... Half an hour isn't a lot of time to really do anything, so...
Master commands to cuddle with his pet!
*crawls behind her and spoons her, nibbling lightly at her ear*
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[Oh sorry, I was trying to hint that it was also edible. Magical land ]
*turns around and offers her belly for rubbing*
[Sorry, what do you mean with "spoon"?]
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[This is spooning: www.allartnews.com/wp-content/… It's to lie with one's back against the other's stomach. It's called spooning because of how spoons are usually stacked upon each other. There's the little spoon and the big spoon. The little spoon is the person on the inside and the big spoon is the one on the outside.]
*rubs her belly slowly, more like he's rubbing lotion on her* *smiles at her and nuzzles her*
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[Didn't know that! Thanks!]
*smiles as well and licks him on one eye*
*starts purring really loud as she's lulled by his rubs*
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*lays his head against hers, and cuddles his cheek against hers, while still rubbing her belly with one hoof*
Heh... What would other people think when they see us?
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*murmurs softly*
That we are two weirdos.
*turns around and looks him in his eyes*
But I like it.
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*cheeks turn red* M-Me too...
*moves his muzzle forward and opens his mouth slightly*
[By the way. Do you have something of a design for Starlight in your head? Do you imagine him being a particular color, for example?]
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*moves her head forward as well... and kisses him*
*on the cheek, though*
*whispers* It's my turn...
[I have a certain image. It's nothing really complete at all. A bit like Thunderlane, dark gray, a bit more big, but surely not at Big MacIntosh levels... still can't figure out how his mane is. In a general way I think it's cut short, but I don't know the color.]
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Okay... Well, tell me what to do...
[Yeah, that's about what I had in mind too? Not the biggest fan of gray, though, so I was maybe leaning towards something of a green-ish color. Maybe something in between gray and green? As for the mane, yeah, no idea either.]
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*chuckles* Well, first thing, help me get up. Then we'll go in the bathroom where you'll help me get out of this poor costume.
[If you aren't a fan of gray, don't make him between green and gray. Just do him greenish, maybe a very dark one. We'll get some ideas on the way, I'm sure!]
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Alright... *follows her into the bathroom*
*helps her slide her out of her costume and in the process also slides his hooves over the length of her body*
Y'know... This is pretty... uhm... *cough* too.
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What was that?
Now, help me take a shower. I'll stand still while you soap me... everywhere, of course.
*places herself in the tub and stands with her legs well spread*
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Y-Yes, m'lady! ...I mean, I'm... I'm already in my role, right?
*first waits for her and watches her soak herself in the water, and then uses a sponge to start scrubbing her back*
*as he scrubs all her body parts, he switches to hold the sponge in his mouth and then in his hoof from time to time*
Bleggh! Soap in my mouth...!
*brushes her tail aside and gulps at the sight*
Both these holes... are extra dirty... and need extra care...
*starts with one big lick from the bottom between her legs all the way up to the start of her tail*
[I always enjoy describing these things without being too explicit. It adds a challenge as well as a charm. It's just more fun and more passionate (as opposed to obscene) this way.]
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*chuckles as he starts licking*
You are almost in your role. I'm letting you do this service only because I'm in a delicate state. Once you'll be in the uniform, I'll pretend more discipline.
But for now... *spreads legs a bit more to help him* ...clean me.
[I know what you mean, being more vague and less crude helps a lot in terms of immersion.]
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Well... Then, if you don't mind... Bend over and point your... behind upwards as much as possible.
*helps her bend over and points her plot towards the shower head and lets all the water fall right onto her*
Let's begin with the one that has been used the most...
*starts licking and rubbing her exit with his hoof and lets water from the shower collect inside*
...It's important to have it cleaned inside as well...
*as water starts to overflow, he rubs the walls of the exit some more and then moves further down*
...But this one has been pretty dirty as well...
*licks along the length of the crevice to loosen it up and then tries spreading it open as much as possible for the water to collect in this hole as well*
Uh... keep this pose for a while so that the water can wash away everything...
*tries to make a mental image*
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*stands still*
Sure... it feels good to get cleaned by such a professional.
...what are you doing there?
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N-Nothing... Just waiting... Y'know... Casual waiting... Like waiting on the train...
Alright, that's enough.
*presses his mouth to her lower entrance and sucks all the water out, as if drinking from a bottle, making sure to lick her button in the process*
...Yup. That sure is clean now. U-Uh! I mean, nope! Still dirty! Gotta clean again!
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*sighs*
One last time, ok?
Go on.
*spreads her legs as much as she can*
...five carrots sized there...
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Yes! I promise to be thorough this time!
*uses his tongue to lick out both holes like a cat licking up milk*
*makes sure to also lick the walls of both holes as until he finished all the water*
Ahh...! Yeah... It's definitely clean now!
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*gets up and exits the tub*
What are you waiting for? Dry me. Use that towel there.
[Assertiveness loading]
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Y-Yes, ma'am!
*grabs the towel from the rack and dries her off, making sure not to miss a spot*
*puts extra care into her tail and mane and wraps them up in two towel to dry*
[fright.exe is starting up...]
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Very good.
Now get in the tub and have a shower. No more than two minutes. When you are done, come in the bedroom and I'll give you your uniform.
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Understood!
*jumps in and quickly washes himself in the allowed time limit*
*manages to get most spots, but can't feel very clean in two minutes, but runs to the bedroom regardless*
Here I am, ma'am!
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Uhm... *starts to inspect him, then discovers some dirtness*
Very very bad. I'll have to punish you for this disrespect. Do you have any suggestion on the method I should use? I'm feeling generous.
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Eh!? Eeehhh!?
Uhm! H-How about... being nice and cuddly? Yeah. That seems like a reeaally severe punishment!
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...well. Damn. That's, uh, that's something else huh? Hahaha!
I find it funny that according to that little birthday game thing, Luna would be the one putting me in a maid outfit seeing as I too have a July birthday...the 31st at that. XD
...in all seriousness though, Ah'd like ta see her try. Once Ah bribe her with some kinda game, Ah think she'll forget all about the madness of putting me in a maid outfit.
...that or she'll just put Dark in in one.
Uh...what? Haha, as if Woona would do that ta me. She likes me way too much to put me in a maid outfit. Hahahahahaha...ha....
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Oh you got Luna? Lucky one! As you can tell the chances of getting her or Derpy or Twilight are pretty low...
Well, I'll just go and ask the Princess about putting one of you two in one of these outfits! *sticks out tongue* So I won't be alone in my shame!
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Yep! Sometimes coming in last actually gets you first place.
....don't you dare, T-Fire! Knowing mah Woona she'd probably go along with it, thinking it some kind of silly human thing ta do.
Now where would she get such an idea Dark? *has a thought* Oh God...if'n she tells both of them...Cellie already loves pranking me as it is. *watches T-Fire run off to tell*
Oh no you don't! *runs after her* Get back here you crazy mare!
Oh crapbaskets! *flies after her* Come on Thunder Fire, no need ta do something crazy like this right? *gasps as she reaches the castle* No! Ah knew there was an ulterior motive for coming to Canterlot with us!
*waves to the guards before continuing on* Ah can't beleive they just let her go by like that...but Ah guess they have seen her around us so. That and they don't question the things we get up to anymore after that whole Katamari Cupcake thing....
*is now sweating bullets* Oh damn...I don't see here anywhere. *is suddenly very cold* Oh no...I just got a chill down my spine. She's at the throne room!
That means...oh no! We have to get there! *runs off hoping to get there in time...but knowing how our other misadventures have gone, Ah doubt there's going to be much luck of that XD*
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Ryan, Shade... I'm happy you are here. But what brings you here?
*cleaning the floor in a corner, shoots a murderous look in your direction*
Thunder Wire? I see a speck, right there.
*points on the floor in front of her, where clearly there isn't any dirt*
*rolls eyes* Yer, Her Majesty...
*canters to the place, then bends down to look at the floor closer, unconsciously showing an upskirt view to Celestia*
I don't see anything here...
Oh I see...
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Princess Ah....*stops and glances at T-Fire* Uhm....
Well, uhm...ya see, Tia we, uhm.......*stops talking and watches things curiously*
Uhm....what are ya....Cellie?
Oh my....*smirks* It doesn't take a genius to know what Tia's thinking.
*confused for a moment, then eyes slowly widen in realization* Oh.....*wings pomf slightly at thought* Oh. Well...uhm...Ah can see that yer busy with...plot developments so we'll just show ourselves out. *nudges Dark and shares a look with him*
Huh? Oh, uhm, yeah...you're looking busy so we'll just let ya go keep doing what yer doing and not interrupt. *starts to walk backwards with me, not breaking eye-contact with Celestia*
Yeah...*suddenly can't move anymore, feels a shiver up mah spine* Uhm...why can't Ah move anymore?
Ah don't know but....*suddenly can't move either* And for some reason, Ah feel feathers on mah back that aren't mine. *slowly turns head and grins sheepishly* Oh, hey Woona. When, uh, when did you get here hon?
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I and my sister thought of a fun game with you two... something that involves what Lumber Fire is doing here.
We have two really nice costumes for you... *levitates two french maid uniforms*
I swear that I didn't tell them anything. It's your fault.
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Uh oh....
*turns to me* Double uh-oh!
*gulps* Now, now ladies....let's be rational adults about this.
Yeah! Yeah, adults. Heh, heh...*sunglasses droop slightly* Ah mean, ya don't really wanna put us in those, right? Right?
*blinks, glances at T-Fire* Ah...Ah wonder....but how is this our fault? Yer the one that ran off to go give Cellie and Lunes ideas! *struggles ta move* Stupid sexy alicorns and their super magic.
*struggles some more* Come on hon, ya know Ah'm not usually one ta turn down role-playing but...a maid outfit? *keeps struggling* Oh merciful heavens above...we're totally boned aren't we?
Ah think so...not unless something incredibly convenient happens that leads to a thrilling sequence of chasing events. *struggles more* Yep...that would be pretty awful if something made it more exciting for the parties involved if a chase happened.
Fleeing from the Princesses....*flaps wings hoping to gain altitude but can't* Watching the look of glee on their faces while they slowly close in on their humans, all too eager to claim their more exciting prize. *smirks, grins, shakes head* Yep...it's too bad something like that isn't happening.
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I was joking, I ran here because it was time to clean in here... Otherwise it would have been the spanking !
And nothing is going to save you! Put these on!
*levitates the outfits closer to them*
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*struggles even harder*
Oh man...this is going downhill really, really fast.
...though it's certainly not boring!
...not the time, Dark.
Oh crap...well if we can't break free from pure brute force....then there just leaves the one alternative!
*eyes widen as the outfits are nearly upon us* Well whatever it is, hurry up and suggest it dammit!
We offer a bribe! *grins* A simple one too: Belly rubs for our freedom! *wiggles fingers seductively* What do ya say ladies?
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*stops the closing of the oufits* I must agree that this one seems a good offer.
But we were liking the idea...
Sorry Princesses, but once they are at your service as maids you can simply order them belly rubs.
Bolder Fire is right! You almost fooled us... *resumes the levitation*
*grins widely and waves at you*
You'll get a special plot treatment later, dear Thunder Dire!
*utter blush*
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*narrows eyes simultaneously with Dark at Thunder Fire*
...Ah swear, when this is all over, Ah will get ya back for that T-Fire. Ah swear it.
Well damn, I didn't expect her to pull a page from Tia's Trollestia book like that. I wanna be upset, but it's such a damn good move. *glances at the maid outfits* We're kind of boned now, aren't we?
*sighs* Unless you've got another bright idea up them sleeves of yers.
*shrugs, slides out of jacket and examines it as it floats from Luna's magic* Huh...nope, nothing up there I'm afraid.
*blinks*...you could move all this time? *growls slightly*
Oh! Heh, I guess so! She must've only been holding mah jacket. *looks left then right* Well...you two ladies are busy with Ryan and T-Fire so I'll just be showing mahself out. *dashes out of the throne room for his life....or he would've if they weren't locked* Oh ponyfeathers....
...he just...Ah can't believe...Ah thought we were partners and he just tried to take off and leave me to mah fate. Serves him right for smacking into a locked door. If'n we're gonna do this then let's do this right dammit! Ya can let go of me Tia, Ah'll put the darn thing on. *mumbles* It wouldn't exactly be the first time Ah'd be in a dress anyway......
*glares at T-Fire* But you! The comeuppance will arrive one day, be sure of that mah friend.
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You owe me a bunch of favors, don't you? So just put that on and help me in this awkward situation! *shows tongue*
Of course we were holding only the jacket, it was to help him slid out of it. Of course now we'll have to think to a punishment...
Come on, get dressed! You'll find an empty room where to change, behind the door on the left. And don't try to escape, it's magically warded.
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That's....Ah.....but....*sputters about before sighing*
Fine. Yer just lucky Ah'm all shades of being helpful towards mah friends and such...
*takes maid outfit*
Don't try to have too much fun with this Cellie...after all, you know how out of hands our prank wars can get.
...the retribution for this will be tenfold.
*narrows eyes at her before opening door and shutting it*
*mumbles a bit while changing....*
How did she even know mah size.....this is.....well it's nice and comfy....just like that one time with those three....
*mumbling quiets....*
*meanwhile*
*looks left then right before trying to size up situation* Okay...okay...don't panic. Things are still okay....I'm down a jacket but that's no big deal. *gasps* Oh crap! They're staring at me now that Ryan has played along. Uhm...uhm...*grins* Ladies! Let's be reasonable here! Woona....no need to be so tricky with me. This is your little Shadybear we're talking about....and Tia, such a dear. Y'all don't want to put me in that lacey thing....right?
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Well we can strip you of your clothes right there on the spot, or you can follow Ryan's good example.
*starts to use magic to lower his pants*
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*eyes widen, smirks* Why Tia, I always knew you wanted to get inside my pants....but in front of dear, sweet Woona? How scandalous! Are you going to just let her get away with undressing your knight like this?
*grumbles some more before sighing and opening door, walking out in the maid outfit with a cross look on mah face*
This...people will pay for this....*clears throat, pulls out feather-duster*
But dammit, if'n Ah'm doing this Ah'm doing it right! This place is just so dirty and messy!
*goes about dusting everything off*
Seriously! Cellie, Lunes...when's the last time y'all dusted this place?
It's like a dust farm in here, and it was a bumper crop!
....he adjusts way too easily sometimes. It's spooky. *tries to keep pants up but is losing it* Uhm....I.....*lowers head* Oh fine...I can't fight both of you after all. My magic isn't that strong...*smirks* So if'n the two of you just wanted a strip tease. *slides out of his pants and winks* You just had to ask. *twirls about before slowly pulling off shirt and tossing it at Luna* Tia, do be a dear and hand me my new outfit, won't you? *notices she's a bit lost in her thoughts* Tia? *snaps fingers* Dark to Tia! Ya still with me there, oh sweet sun-bottomed princess?
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Seriously, Ryan? It seems like you are trying to steal my job!
...be my guest!
I believe this lack of respect towards the authoririty should be punished.
I agree with you sister.
...how about... *turns the maid outfit from black to bright pink*
If he rebels more we can add some frills...
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T-Fire, when Ah'm doing something, Ah'm putting mah whole effort in it!
*keeps dusting, even dusting off the currently occupied Cellie and Lunes' rears*
So much dust...but, alas, Ah suppose that is what happens when one sits around a bit too much having to file all these papers for the kingdom.
*pauses for a moment, smirks* Or cake...eating lots of cake.
*raises an eyebrow* Hmmm...Ah suppose now Ah'm visible from the moon. Just call me...*stirkes pose* Neon Dark! The Maid of Justice! I will dust the evil from this fair land! Sweep away the horrors that terrorize the innocent! Mop up all those that would dare cause harm to those I call family and friend! In the name of my frills, I will punish them!
...ya know, it's kind of cute how they think they're gonna get Dark to crack. Clearly, they haven't known him nearly as long as Ah have.
*stops to dust T-Fire's rear as well*
You really should watch what you sit in hon, otherwise you'll turn into a dust bunny farm yerself.
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:iconsarcastclunaplz: *all glare at him* Dusty plots?!
Maybe Ryan needs me to take care of his plot...
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