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Published: 2013-11-17 23:52:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 350; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 7
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Reference in the title... check... Oh, sorry, don't mind me and go ahead.
So, I was roaming around dA when published an interesting image (for some reasons links doesn't seem to work well for me tonight)
And that reminded me that according to Princess Molestia's birthday game (askprincessmolestia.tumblr.com⦠">birthday game) I was supposed to get the same treatment (being born on the 2nd of July).
So there it is!
My shame!
Or better, Thunder Fire's shame! AH!
It's not like she is my ponysona...
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*looks left, then right, then left again*
Hmph! Mah plot is perfectly fine, thank you very much. Ah'm very careful to keep it in top shape after all...then again, given the diet change here it had no choice but to get into better shape. Hahaha.
*raises an eyebrow at Celestia* Cellie, we talked about this...just because yer royalty doesn't mean you can go claiming anypony's plot fer yer own enjoyment.
*wags rear* Even if'n mine is quite nice if Ah do say so mahself.
*notices the attention is off of him, starts to slowly tip-toeΒ backwards towards the open windows*
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Would you bet on it, Ryan? I can test your plot any time I want, you know?
She already did it with me...
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Oh Ah'd bet on mah plot being nice and awesome but as for the second question...
Well, ya wouldn't want to get others upset with you would you?
*smirks* Ah mean, you can try...and probably succeed oh Molestia, but would it be worth it?
Ah know the gals are more than aware of yer more...mischievous side but Ah don't think they'd take too kindly to ya getting fresh with their human.
*grins slowly at Dark having cracked open the window*
Now...as fer Dark...Ah'm not sure he's got anypony that would complain about that.
Heh, except maybe T-Fire and Lunes...those two seem rather fond of our half-demon friend.
*has one leg out the window before noting attention on him* Well...this is awkward. Quick! What's that? *points in mah direction before falling out the window*
Hmmm....okay. We'll play that game. *waves hand over shoes as they glow before they slowly hover over the ground* Yer always game for a little fun, right Cellie? Well then. *pats mah bottom cheekily* How's about you can test mah plot....if'n ya catch me. All ya want too...but on one condition. Other than mah gravity spell, there's no magic from either of us. Just a simple test to make sure you haven't been eating too many cakes after all. *watches her eyes narrow* Well then! Ah think that's a yes!
Haha, catch me if'n ya can Cellie! Woooo!
*dashes off into the castle through the now open door that was opened by....*
You guys won't believe what I saw, it was Dark and he was in a bright pink....*blinks as both mahself and then Cellie go by* Was...was that Ryan in a maid outfit? Being chased by Celestia? What....I'm going to have to ask Cadance just what was in those pancakes.
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...I accept your conditions. Let's start. *runs behind you*
You think you can run, Dark? *bolts out of the window*
...
Sorry, His Majesty, the Princesses are... gone. *awkwardly stands where she was, slightly blushing in her maid outfit*
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...I can't believe Shining saw me in this. Oh well, maybe he'll think it was a mirage. *looks up to see Luna come flying out the window* Oh crap in a hat! *starts running before spotting the courtyard maze* Perfect! *dives into it and refrains from flying to avoid detection* ...it's quiet. *starts slowly making way through the maze before hiding under a bench* Too quiet...I don't like it.
Meanwhile....
Hahaha....*enjoying self far too much as Ah glide down the halls, the pure-white alicorn on mah trail* Heh, come on Cellie! That the fast you can run? Don't tell me Ah was right about those cakes? *dashes through large doors into a huge open room* Hmmm...Ah don't remember this room. *flips around and skates backwards to face Cellie* So tell me, what is this room for? Ah don't think Ah've ever been in here.
....I see. So it's probably safe to assume that Dark is involved...and what appeared to be Ryan as well. *facehoofs* Should I even bother asking what they've gotten into this time miss....?
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*sees him run into the maze and follows him inside. Then using her magic, seals all the entrances and quietly starts roaming in the maze*
This, Ryan, is the plot inspection room, as you can see by the huge bed on you right. And, most importantly... it has no exits, but behind me.
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*gulps nervously* I'm not alone here...heh, seems like Woona is more than happy to have some fun. Although...*rubs his bottom at his thoughts* The last time we had fun, things got a bit out of hoof. Now the question is, do I stay put or get moving? *after debating with himself, decides to start moving, thinking that the odds are better if he does*
A...what? Plot Inspection Room? *sees giant bed with a huge red heart pillow* Oh, yes, Ah see Ah see! That is one comfy looking bed...
*grins* And, well, Ah wouldn't mind taking a rest on it...if'n ya make it fun fer me that is.
Hahaha...oh...and the only exit is the way we came in is it? Well then, I guess it's time for you to get to the bottom of this plot....but can you!?
*laughs as Ah dash at the wall and then up it before coming to a stop on the ceiling, now upside down as Ah look at Cellie and stick mah tongue out at her*
So, Cellie, how's about you see if ya can get to the bottom of things when Ah'm the one on top?
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*whispers magically, so that her words are heard all around Darkness*
Where are you?
*looks at you* Umpf. Well, I don't really need to come up there. I'll just sit here and wait for you to get starving.
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*freezes instantly* W-Woona? *looks around nervously and doesn't see a thing* But how..of course. She's using her magic. Still...that is a bit unsettling. *slowly creeps through the maze, peeking around corners here and there to avoid possible danger* Oh she sounds quite frisky today too so....oh dear heavens, Ah'm not sure Ah wanna be caught or not. *puts hands on hips and smirks* Well, Darkness, you've gotten yerself into another sticky situations haven't you?
*narrows eyes* Oh....oh I see. *smirks and covers hand with mouth before laughing* Hahaha, the cake has even affected yer flying ability now? Tsk, tsk Cellie. And then to use an excuse involving mah eventual hunger as a reason to just sit and wait. Although....*hears stomach grumble* It has been a while since breakfast....*gulps* A stalemate has been reached....but Ah will not crack! *stomach grumbling intensifies*
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Sticky indeed... *keeps roaming in the labyrinth*
Maybe you don't know it... but I know every place in this maze.
Insulting a Princess is not very kind and insulting a lady even more, since you call yourself a gentleman. Therefore I shall punish you in the cruelest of ways...
*levitates piece of cake and starts eating it, keeping an eye open for possible moves.
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...and she can hear mah every word. Now that's the tricky Woona Ah love. *smirks and continues slinking about the maze, now cheekily humming a tune as he really gets into the fun* Fly me to the moon...and let me play among the stars....
Now that's not fair! You know that Ah'm more than aware how radiant yer beauty is Cellie...and tend to remind you of that fact anytime we get together. *stomach grumbles, puts hands on hips looking indignant* Ah'm merely doling out some good natured teasing to one of mah friends and then you do that in return? *shakes fist* There's laws against such cruelty! And you passed most them! *stomach rumbles even more as she slowly, teasingly eats the cake* What...uh....*gulps* Wha-what kind of cake is that by the way? It...it looks almost sinfully delicious. *licks lips before shaking head* No, no, that's what she wants you to do...to crack....to give in...to inch down to her level and then yer plot is all hers to examine and eat cake off of....what would Darkness Shade do?
*in mah thought bubble* Dude! It's obvious! Smoking hot sun princess plus delicious secret cake and a heart-shaped giant bed? MEOW~!
*thought bubble pops* ....Ah'm not even shocked or surprised that's exactly how mah imagination sums up Dark. *stares down at Cellie* That cake....NO, must fight! *will to fight lessens!*
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Yeah, please... your song guides me to you... Oh! You shouldn't have picked left at that crossing...
Is there something wrong, Ryan? Oh... this is a triple chocolate and creme cake. Baked in a collaboration between Sugarcube Corner and Doughnut Joe... it is very special, you know?
Oh look.
The whole cake is here.
*a cake enters the room floating and settling in front of Celestia*
So... ehm... Prince Shining Armor... I strongly recommend you to get out of here...
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But Woona, I thought ya liked it when I was serenading you. Hahaha and don't go left? Another one of yer famous bluffs? *just to show he's not fazed, turns left again!* I'm sure having fun with this, so I hope you are too. Heh, oh but I can only imagine the fun ya want to have when ya catch me too....oh, I bet it's all kinds of naughty knowing the way I get ya to act. *whistles the tune some more, a huge grin on his face*
*gulps* A c-collaboration between those two confectionery marvels? Oh...oh my. That does sound mighty special and one of a kind.
*eyes bug out as stomach grumbles even more*
The...the whole cake?! *drools* Oh mah goodness, it's even more magnificent than the slice foretold.
*shifts eyes left and right* Are...are ya gonna eat that whole cake Cellie?
*gulps again, notices she's getting closer*
Wha...*sees that Ah began floating back down towards her before pausing in mid-air* Oh my....okay, so...cake is a pro! Especially this one...but the con is...Cellie having her way with me? *contorts face in thought* Ah....Ah'm having a bit of difficulty seeing how that's a con....Ah mean, it's not like we haven't had our group snuggle sessions involving her and the others....so...
*narrows eyes*
Cellie, what exactly do ya intend ta do if Ah come within close enough proximity to be grabbed by them hooves of yers?
Get out of here? How come Miss? Is something the matter? Is there something going on that I shouldn't be aware of? But that's silly, it's just Ryan and Dark having fun with my aunts...what harm could come of that?
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Oh... let me reach you and I'll show you what I have got...
*the left turn is a mistake. Darkness is at a dead end*
Plot examination, Ryan!
Prince, really, it's very dangerous... wait... do you know what the Proncesses do to ponies?
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Baby, there ain't any dead ends when I'm involved. Because even the dead ends are good ends. *shakes his rump* Just like mine! Wooo! *waits...nothing happens...shrugs and retraces steps* And here Ah thought Woona was gonna surprise me or someβOH GOD!
....Oh. Right.....that...with mah bottom. That's a thing that ya wanna do.
Probably involving cake as well....huh.
*drops a little closer but not quite enough to be grabbed*
So that cake...it looks nice...what uh, what exactly do ya plan to do in this examination?
Ah'm still trying to work out if it's a con or not yet because that cake is one hell of a pro in this situation.
*gulps, drops a little more*
So two questions: One, will Ah get some of that cake?
And two.......it won't hurt will it? Because, gonna be honest, that face you make when yer going all Molestia isn't exactly comforting there Cellie-kins.
Dangerous? Huh? Proncesses? Pretty sure it's pronounced Princesses, miss. Hahaha. And they usual treat ponies very nice...or in Ryan and Dark's case humans too. They always like to have fun with their subjects and treat them well. So not sure why that's dangerous. *if it's not obvious at this point, the Prince is COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS to how Cellie and Lunes are in their...mischeivousness* Oh well, they seem busy so I'll just have to ask them over for tea later. Cadance will be upset but she seems to understand when our aunts are busy with others. Farewell miss, it was nice to meet you! *With that canters off, back towards Cadance and away from trouble*
(Also, "Proncesses"? XD Ah didn't get that this morning when Ah read things before work, but right now Ah totally did and that, Andrea, is just pure genius on yer part. Mah sides! Hahaha. XD)
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*facehoofs* That didn't go too smooth, you know?
Now, you are trapped. Unless you fly. But this maze is enchanted...
Well, Ryan.. *gets a mouthful of cake* It will hurt you only if your plot isn't... good. Poor Boulder Fire needed some spanking to compensate her flaws...
Wow. The Prince is total nuts.
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Hahaha, fly away? But we're about to have so much fun. And besidesβ*he gets really close to Luna and smirks* Is it I that is trapped? Or is it perhaps you mah dear midnight beauty? And all these enchantments. *grins and whispers* You didn't need to go to so much trouble just to get some alone time with me, Woona~
*coughs lightly* Oh....Ah-Ah see. *gulps* Well...Ah'm pretty sure mine is nice. At least....that's what y'all seem all too eager to say sometimes. Mostly to get me to blush.
...especially you Cellie, haha. "Boulder Fire"? Oh Thunder Fire....you really should make an effort to remember the name of one of mah friends dear Princess. And really? She had flaws?
*drops ever closer*
Her plot looked pretty nice to me....*waves hand suddenly* Not that Ah've been staring or anything but ya know, y'all don't normally wear clothing so it's just hanging out there...
*stares at Cellie pretty intensely before sighing and realizing there's no way out so might as well get it over with*
...okay, ya win Cellie.
*rights self and lands in front of her* Just...just don't go too crazy...okay?
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W-wait a moment! We are chasing thee!
Uhm... very well, Ryan. *gestures with her hoof*
Turn around.
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Are you now? Or have you been led to believe that? *smirks and takes her forehooves in his hands before dancing with her* Perhaps this was all a clever ruse to get us alone...the thrill of the hunt. But are you hunter or huntee? *leans in and kisses her cheek, then taps the tip of her horn* Heh, now who is chasing whom my dear princess?
Oh Lord, that face....*gulps and nods before turning around and steeling self for the inevitable*
Just...oh what would be appropriate right now? *thinks on it before laughing nervously*
B-be gentle...???
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Ooooh... We are pretty sure that we were pursuing thee to put thee in this... *shows the maid uniform*
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Oh is that right? *eyes the maid uniform before wiggling eyebrows* My, my....wanting to add a little roleplay to this as well? *bites lip before laughing softly* Who knew my sweet Woona was into something so...naughty? *laughs into a growl* If that's how you want our dance to go then....Ah'll be more than happy to oblige you, mistress.Β *wiggles his rump at her*
*in the distance, in the castle, a noise that sounds like it emanated from a certain human with an on again/off again southern drawl can be heard*
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Thou will do this for us?
W-what was that scream?
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Heh, you are mah girl are you not Woona? *wiggles rump again* Who says I can't spoil you after all? *blinks at scream before looking at castle* Well, were I to wager a guess, I think that would be Ryan who screamed. *makes a thinking face* Basically I think either your dear sister caught him at last....or, more likely, he was worn down by her...diabolical ways and submitted to the dreaded Plot Examination.
And while I do wonder just what the heck happened....*wiggles his eyebrows at her* I do believe there was something my mistress desired of her knight. Haha.
*meanwhile, in the castle, Plot Intensifies*
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Very well, then. *makes the dress drop on him* Thou shall wear that for our pleasure.
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*swishes a bit* Yes, Mistress. Although....*strikes a slightly provocative pose while staring at his rear* Does this dress make my butt look big? I can't really tell. *wags it at her while smirking* What do you think?
*meanwhile, in the Plot Examination Chamberβ’*
....ugh....oh.....ooooooooooh this bed is soooooooo soft! How did you know my back was so tense, Cellie? And I thought the spa ponies were good at what they did....clearly they pale to the might of an alicorn. *melts into the bed* For once...Ah'm glad it wasn't a trap.
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Yes it does. Let me help you get it fit again. *levitates whip*
No trap at all!
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Oh my~ Breaking out the whip already? *snickers and wags rear* You really are such a naughty mare, Woona. You'll have to catch me first though. *sticks out tongue and begins running away*
...ya know, that way yer laughing almost makes me wonder if this isn't some elaborate plot to get me all relaxed and calm and everything to lull me into a false sense of security.
But that cake was so good...and Ah just feel so peaceful.
Nah...ya wouldn't do that to me Cellie. Not like this....*starts snoring lightly* Mmmm, naw, not like this...
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But.... we chased thee until now...
*shakes her head as he falls into his dreams*
[My epic fail with icons again...]
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*turns around and pouts before wagging his rear* But Woona...I'm not running all that fast. If anything it's just a teasing jog...surely a mighty alicorn like yerself could easily catch a silly human that's casually strolling about? *smirks* Unless you've taken after your sister and been dining on one too many cakes lately. *wags rear again* Oh my...could that be it? Not that I would mind, even if you were to put on a few pounds yer still the most beautiful alicorn I know.
*snoring softly, rolls about in sleep slightly before talking in sleep* Cellie...yer hair is like some kind of galactic cotton candy. Ah'mma nom it, okay? *starts nomming on the pillow*
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Hm, well, what can I say about this one? I don't think there's a whole lot to note. It's good.
Two things, though.
One, I wonder what made her get into such an outfit. She seems pretty surprised (mixed with embarrassment, naturally) about it, so it must've been something sudden.
Two, the perspective looks a bit odd on this one. It sort of looks like she's leaned forward and to her right at the same time. Something like that. It's a bit hard to explain. But maybe it's my brain playing tricks on me.
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1. It was who just put her in that outfit, as explained vaguely in the description. That's why she's surprised.
2. My fault! I forgot to color just a little bit behind her neck that should fix the "right turned" problem! I'll update asap!
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1. Oh, I thought you were referring to *you* you when you were talking about the Princess Molestia thing.
2. I didn't even notice that. I'll await the updated version to see if that fixed it for me.
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No gallery would be complete without a maid...
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And no maid would be complete without... uh...
Yeah, my gallery is going to be complete!
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A maid isn't complete without an incomplete dress code.
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No maid isn't complete without no dress!
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Only when the mother maid meddles with middle models.
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Middle-model meddling mother maids are maddening!
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More like mermaids motoring maids on the middle moment!
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Man, making maple marinade makes a monkey mope!
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Mamma mia! Most mariners mesmerize miraculous mermaids....
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Mermen murder mean mermaid-mousing marinersβ¦..Β
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Maybe minimal moves may mole my mossy mansion!
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Maybe.... moreover, many mole moves mass-manipulate messy mansion mattresses!
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Mmmm... medical masses may move moles' molecular models!
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Maximum murders are miraculously maintained in Memphis.
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Marvel and Myanmar mate the most movable mysteries in Manehattan.
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Myanmar may be mockingly morbid, moreover, Marvel makes Mac n' Cheese
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Molded maccheroni! Marvel makes mahed movies, man!
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