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ImpCJCaesar β Cannibal Attack!
Published: 2013-10-26 23:20:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 2103; Favourites: 92; Downloads: 37
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And now bite her ear!
I had many ideas for the title, but this one was the best, I think.
Other ideas:
-"Omnom"
-"Treachery"
-"Apple Taste"
-"Appletastic"
-"The Princess and the Damsel"
-"What is she watching?"
-"I'm bored"
-"Twenty frames in a pitch black butchery"
Are you still following me? Hey guys?
Oh no, I did another "cuteness overload" image, didn't I?
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Thank you!
I did it on purpose!
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we are being adorible and noone can stop us >:-D
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It's fine, I'll die in your adorableness...
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- Taste like apples!
- and i rekon you taste like Skittles!
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(Had to answer with a plz as awesome as yours... 
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- That's alot of skittles you've puked!
(haha thanks.
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I puked them all for you...
In a scale of 1 to 10 that sounded 100 wrong.
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Then let me return the favor...
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Er... AJ, I was just kidding...
Ewww, gross!
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- Seems like we have a mess on aisle 5...
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Somepony call a professional cleaner!
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Thank you, Spikey Wickey! Look, there's a huge pool of disgusting semi-digested Skittles here!
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- Eeeeew....what were you guys doing? A reinactment of 2 Mares and 1 Cup?
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Sorry Spike, the girls started to taste each other!
Hay! You asked me to nib AJ's ear!
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- and you were watching them eat each other but then that must mean that...
- Sugarcube, me and Dash aren't eating each other, we were just-
- OH NO, THERE MUST BEEN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
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No Spike... it was just a pho...
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- *shits himself*
- Well I'll be darned...you scared him, partner!
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Precious! Just... precious!
Great... now not only the floor is smeared in vomit and drool, you also made Spike... ehm... I mean, it's even dirtier now!
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- Yeah that is a situation that just got ugly...by the second...
- Er...so sorry Rarity, i didn't mean to...you know...
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Don't worry Spike, I suppose that if Dash tried with me I would...
Let's just not talk about this and clean all together, shall we?
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Yeah, yeah, clean everything girls! I'll just stay here eating more Skittles...
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- Now, now sugarcube...it was you who started this mess in the first place..
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I just did what you told me to do... you're such a liar, Applejack...
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- Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, I never really thought you'll do what I've told you to...
- Um...guys? Can we stop arguing? I don't want the scent to stay...
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Well, Applejack, let's leave Rainbow Dash alone... we all know that you are the best cleaner around.
Wait. Applejack best cleaner around?
I'm the best around! Make space for me! I'll clean everything in ten seconds flat!
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- Whatever you say, Rainbow, haha...
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I'm going to beat you!
How about spicing it up? Bet something!
If I win... Applejack's gonna be my pet for a week!
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- Okay then...you lose, you give Granny Smith her sponge baths for a week...
- Now that's a challenge!
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*bumps hoof-claws with Spike* Now they will do all the work for us, Spike.
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- That is so genius!
- *cleans the floor* Get ready to lose, Dash!
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Eat the dust, AJ! *starts swooping the floor*
(How to decide who's going to win?
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:icontellmeyoursecretplz: - We'll see about that...*uses a sponge*
(hm...Yeah...I got nothing so far...
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(Ok then, let's say that Rainbow wins with one of her dirty tricks as always. What a cheater!)
*sees Applejack almost winning*
*knocks down a pipe, making the water flood the floor and washing away all the filth. And a pair of Rarity's mannequins*
I won!
What?!
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(Good one...)
- Aw yeah, Dash won!
- What in tarnation?!? RAINBOW BEATEN ME?!?
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Was there ever any doubt?
Well, she was winning before you floo-
BUT let's talk of business here! Are you ready to be my pet for a week, Applejack? *shows dog collar* Or do you want me to call you a liar for the rest of your life?
Don't accept, Applejack, she didn't win honestly!
But still... I won. And AJ word is forged in iron, isn't it?
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- Y'know if what Rarity is saying that is true then i for one would rather be called a liar than a lousy cheat, Rainbow!
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Well, the rules where to clean the floor and I did it, even if not using sponges like you. So, I'm the legitimate winner, and you must hold to your word, miss Element of Honesty.
If it makes you feel better about being my pet for a week, I Pinkie swear that I'll never publicly embarrass you, and never get you seen in this condition apart from our friends. *sticks hoof in the eye*
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- Alright sugarcube, I believe you...
- Heh heh heh, here's your dog collar Applejack...
- *gulp* well, a deal is a deal *puts on collar*
- How do I look w/ this collar?
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I must say, darling... you look good, even if it's of course an embarrassing burden for you.
Yeah, you look good...
Wait, what is this? Is there a medal attached to the collar? Look, it says "My name is Applejack. If lost, return to my awesome owner, Rainbow Dash"... For how much you planned this, Dash?
Er... let's not talk about that.
Let's test it out, now. Applejack, sit.
It's not too late, Applejack, you can still refuse to be her pet...
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- But she did promised that I won't do anything embarrassing, right?
- As much I love to see this, I feel your pain, Applejack...
- Really?
- Kinda yeah...I was a dog once when me and Twilight went to the other dimension...and I sorta did things unimaginable while there...
- Er....not sure if this relates to my situation...
- But no worries, you'll get used to it being...a dog...a pony-dog...wonder what's going happen to Winona since her owner's now a pet?
- I'm still a pony...just pretending to be a certain somepony's pet...
- You are gonna sit...right?
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I Pinkie promised that I wouldn't have you do something embarrassing in public. Now we are with friends...
Thank you Spike for helping her through this phase.
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- No problem, Rainbow Dash.
- *grumble* Alright, alright...I'll sit...*sits* THERE, I SAT! Do I get a treat or something?
- Here's a treat....*pets*
- ......
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Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? Applejack! *pets her*
How about you play "catch mah own tail" while me and Spike prepare the path to make you do a walk away from other ponies' eyes?
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