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Guess who is cosplaying as Princess Applejack ? Yeah.I didn't forget you, loyal subjects!
Rainbow? What are you doing here al-
You forced me to do it!
Ah swear, we can't leave her alone for five minutes...
A thing I draw to relax myself.
Yeah.
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*pauses, looks left then right, points at self* Me? I suppose me, seeing as there aren't any other humans about...that I know of.
*walks over, blinks* Wait a second...yer Daring Do...but...but she's just a fictional character...from a book. *eyes her suspiciously* Either T-Sparks has been practicing that 'Bring to Life' spell on her books again, or yer one heck of a cosplayer.
*shrugs* Oh well, either way, what do ya need assistance with Miss Do?
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Cosplayer? Nah. I'm the pony who inspired Daring Do! My actual name is... Daring Dash. Anyway, I need your help with a bit of work at the archaeological site a few minutes from here. It's in the Everfree forest.
Do you have the guts to help me?
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Oh you are huh?
*looks over glasses at her* So...Daring Dash is it? Hmmm...the Everfree? That sounds like a dangerous place to go.
Let's see if I'm prepared. *looks over self* Magic Wand? Check! *reaches up* Sword? Check!
*smirks* Taste for adventure? 20% Cooler check!! Can't be too careful after all when dealing with the Everfree.
Okay Daring, I've got the guts and the gear...shall we go investigate these ruins?
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*while walking*
Ahah don't worry, I already explored them. That's how awesome I am. I just need you for some work of fingers... you need to carry a pair of crates.
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Ah, so you need some more...*wiggles fingers* Dexterous help then. *shrugs*
That works too...nothing wrong with a little grunt work here and there.
So...if'n ya don't mind me asking...what kind of ruins were these ya explored anyway?
I know the Everfree is pretty mysterious, but I've never really thought of just exploring it; ya know, what with all the man/pony-eating monstrosities that exist in it and what not.
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Ancient ruins. Veeery ancient.
*behind a bush*
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*raises an eyebrow* Uhm...okay? I guess that's a way to say it but I meant more along the lines of pony ruins? Ancient Equestrian human ruins? A portal to the sugar dimension?
*hand quickly goes to sword, spins around*....hmmm? *looks around at the bushes curiously, shrugs and turns back around* Sorry Daring, I could've sworn ah heard something.
Anyway, about how much farther is it? I swear we've been walking for a long time so I hope we aren't lost.
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Lost? You can't lose yourself with Ra... Daring Dash! Just a little bit more...
*always behind a bush* Worst actress ever
There we are. I'll show you the ruins, but you have to stand still one second. On that red cross.
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Can't lose mahself with Ra-Daring Dash huh? *smirks* Right.
*glances over shoulder* Ah swear...it seems like that bush is followin' us...but that's silly!
*finally arrives* Finally! Huh? Stand still? And....*stands just shy of the red cross* On this big red X? Ah thought ya said ya needed help carrying boxes?
*eyes "Daring Dash" closely* How does an X factor into this Daring? And...*looks around* Ah don't see any ruins nearby either...
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Just move on the red cross! It's impenetrable that you stay there!
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*slowly raises eyebrow* "Impenetrable"? And yer acting really odd...pretty insistent that ah stand on this thing here.
*stands to the left of it* Not here. *stands to the right of it* Not here. *stands above it, then below it* Not here or there either.
*smirks* Where am I supposed to stand?
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That's the only way to see the ruins!
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*eyes widen at that* Mah goodness Daring, temper please! *eyes the X again*
So this is the entrance to the ruins then? *gingerly touches the X with one foot* Hmmm....
Well, you are the adventurer here so. *slowly steps on to the X...and waits* So...what now?
*smirks* Is this where we spring the trap?
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Trap? I don't know what you mean!
*ground trembles... before you you can now see some ancient ruins appear*
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*looks left, looks right* Okay, that went smoother than I expected it would.
Hmmm...so then...if you already explored these ruins Daring why exactly were they hidden away?
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They are hidden to the unworthy, only if you are judged pure of heart you can see the entrance.
*jumping out of the bush* What the buck is goin on here? Rainbow? What?!
I'm Daring Dash... I don't know what are you talking about.
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Oh I see; that makes sense then. I guess mah heart is pure then...that lifts mah spirts. Hahaha!
*whirls around, stares at Apps before relaxing* Ah was wondering when you'd be jumpin' out of that wandering bush....but why are ya so surprised? Wait...
*narrows eyes* Apps? Were ya trying to plan some elaborate plot to get back at me fer giving Rares all them dress ideas and such? And suggesting we dance?
*smirks* Even though I can tell ya straight up ya look simply fetching in those dresses she's come up for ya....plus I bet you'd enjoy a good hootenanny to boot.
I have to say though, I'm a little surprised that Daring is who she says she is. *walks over to the two while laughing* Ah really thought it was Dashie in disguise; guess ah was wrong.
Now I really can enjoy some ADVENTURE!
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Ah wonder where Rainbow is then.
*the descent in the ruins begins*
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Nothing personal Daring. *pats her on the head* It's just ah've got a friend by the name of Rainbow Dash who happens to be a massive fan of the character you inspired.
Add that to the fact that I met you after she ran off from something I can only imagine she'd be mighty eager to prank me for and ya can see why I'd be a bit suspect. But!
Given yer confusion to dear Apps here showing up, it would appear this is not some type of elaborate ruse. *taps chin* Though that begs the question of where Dashie truly is. Hmmm...
*follows them down into the ruins*
I do have one question Daring: are there any traps or such we should keep an eye out for? Angry idols? Mystical beasts? Living statues made of gold? Ya know, stuff like that?
Or is it all clear?
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As I said, everything is clear.
*you reach the main chamber. A lot of crates are stored there*
Here we are. Some crates to send to Canterlot's Royal Museum. Don't ask me what's inside, it's a secret. The country mare here can lend a hoof if she wants to.
Sure, since Ah'm here... Ah'm Applejack by the way.
Daring Dash! Let's get to work...
*you hear faint noises from behind a wall*
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Wow...this place is massive! And to think it was hiding underneath the Everfree.
*winks and nods* Ah, say no more; a secret is a secret. Probably some ancient alien artifacts or somethin'.
*bends down to pick up a box, glances at Apps* Why so long in the face Apps? *snickers* Dumb jokes aside, yer lookin' a bit annoyed...ya okay hon?
*picks up box, blinks* Did...did y'all hear that sound? *stares at the walls* Hmmm....what in tarnation is that?
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*the faintest echo of a scream for help reaches your ears*
Yeah, Ah'm ok, sugarcube. Ah'm just a tad annoyed 'cause our plan didn't work. It's all fault of that feather-brained pegasus...
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Well I'm sure Dashie didn't let ya down on purpose, she probably...
*pauses, looks further down the hallway* "...help?" Did...did y'all hear that?
It was really faint but...it sounded like somepony screaming fer help; like somethin' was going down.
Is there anyone else in here Daring? That ya know of anyway?
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A voice? From that wall? Let me see...
*taps the wall with her hooves*
Found it! There's a passage behind this wall! How to open it?
Let the professional handle this.
*bucks wall and destroys it*
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Oh sweet! A secret passage! It's just like in the Legend of Zelda...which means there should be a button or some...
*hears the wall shatter into pieces*...or we could just do that. Right. Huh....well Link would bomb walls in all sorts of old ruins so I'm perfectly sure that won't come back to bite us in the flank.
...perfectly sure so good job Apps....ah think.
*hears the cry for help echoing again* Either way, someone is in trouble! Let's us embrace adventure!
*with that heads off towards the voice with them*
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Somepony gotta help me!!!
Is this voice...
...sounds like mine...
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Oh horseapples! That's Dashie. *turns to Daring* The gal that I thought was pretending ta be you?
*keeps running towards her voice* How in tarnation did she get in here?
...more curious, why did she come in here?
*calls out to her* Dashie! Hang on! We're comin'! ...ah hope.
I'm counting on ya to guide us Daring, you are the experienced explorer after all. Haha.
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Don't worry, I've got this! Follow me!
*runs down the tunnel, but she's too fast for you and Applejack. Soon she disappears in the dark*
Ponyfeathers! We lost her!
*growls from behind*
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Daring! Wait! *huff* Dang she's fast; even faster than you Apps. That's...somewhat impressive.
I guess we just keep followin' the way she went best we can and...
*goes silent* Uhm...Apps? Was that...was that yer stomach by chance? It wasn't mine...and if it's not yours then...
*slowly turns around* What...just...growled?
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*Something behind begins to chase you*
*you reach a junction. There are only two ways, one left and one right*
Oh shucks!
Ok Ryan, Ah have a plan! Ah'll go right, ya'll go left! It can't chase both of us!
*goes right*
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Oh God! It's just like in mah horror games!
Wait! Don't they say not to...*watches her run off* Split up like...this? *sighs*
*hears the growling growing* Oh well, feets don't fail me now! *goes left, hoping for the best*
If all else fails, I can always try to fight whatever this thing is...as a last resort anyway. Ugh...it's so dark here too. I can barely see in front of me.
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*the chasing beast decides to follow you. More growls. You finally end into a room with no exits*
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*hits wall* Ugh...*quickly sees I'm boxed in* Well damn...that didn't work well. Heh, at least that means the others are safe though...
*sighs, takes wand in one hand and sword in the other* Alright than dammit, I ain't a battle-mage fer nothin'! If I go down, it'll be after one hell of a fight!
*shakes sword as growling grows closer* Bring it ya unknown terror!
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*The growls become louder, almost unbearable*
Oh my GOSH! He fell right into it! *inhale* Best. Prank. EVER! Ahahahah!
Ya deserved that, big boy!
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Yaaaaaaaaah! *so caught up in the flight-or-fight moment doesn't hear either of them saying things*
*charges headlong into where the growling is coming from with wand charged up and sword at the ready*
Have at thee you vile beast! You'll find a human isn't some easy prey! Taste the might of mah Malus Domestica! Rawr!
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Ryan...
Ryan!
Ahahah! *bites your t-shirt* Hold yer horfef boy!
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....eh? *pauses in mid-charge, notes something tugging on my shirt*....Apps?
*turns around, sees a terrified Rainbow Dash and the fact my sword is only about three inches from her face* Oh....
*sheaths sword, blinks* Heh, so ya were trying ta pull a fast one...though ya about got more than ya bargained for.
I gotta know though, how'd ya pull off throwing yer voice like that while in disguise? A recording? Doppelganger? Long lost cousin?
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A recording! Since I'm a perfect actress, I even faked to be a bad actress. And the growls? Mine!
Ya gotta admit that ya deserved this!
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Heh, that's quite impressive Dashie; you make a very convincing Daring Do as well.
As fer you Apps...*clutches chest* Oh, you wound me; whatsoever did ah do that was so bad?
Offer suggestions to help you lovely mares look ever more radiant? And perhaps expand yer horizons with activities ya haven't really given a shot yet?
To think ah was just trying ta help ya become even more capable and talented ladies and then this is how I'm repaid?
Granted, it was a really well-done presentation for a prank, but still...isn't it a bit extreme considering what it was supposed to be revenge on? Hahahaha.
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:iconrainbowdashrapefaceplz: Oh, he wants more...
How about we teach him how "ladies" properly behave?
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*gulps* Now ladies...those faces are, uh, a might bit worrisome.
*stealthily inches towards the exit to the room* Now...no need to be hasty here.
We can talk this over like mature, grown adults.
*now standing in front of the exit, the two of them in front of me* So...can we be calm about all this?
*sees them still staring quite intently with narrowed eyes* Uhm...would it help if ah added the offer of belly rubs if we could maintain civility?
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Wouldn't help at all, pardner... How about we make you dance?
It's a pity we don't have frou-frou dresses for him, only ours...
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Make...me dance? Well, ah do like to play a round of Hoof Hoof Revolution every once and a while but....yer not talking like that are ya?
*laughs nervously* So....if'n y'all don't mind, ah can tell when I'm not wanted so..*starts walking backwards* I'll just be gettin' out of yer hair, so to speak.
*points behind them* HOLY CRAP WHAT'S THAT?
*camera pans to show: *
QUACK! Wut?!
*when camera pans back to me, I'm gone, having run off and leaving behind a sign saying 'Later Y'all!'*
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Are ya thinkin' what Ah think, sister?
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Okay, gotta think here! *running through the Everfree outskirts, occasionally looking back to see if I'm being followed*
I can't believe that penguin trick worked! But where to go? I can't keep running forever! And it's not like ah want to fight mah friends...
*shakes head, sees Ponyville coming into view* Maybe Rares would know what to do? She's working though...I'd hate to disrupt her...she seemed busy.
*slows a bit, looks left and right* I've got to wonder how they haven't caught up to me yet...especially Dashie. As fast as she flies...odd.
*stops outside the boutique* What if they're expecting this? But then...what if they expect me to expect that? They aren't dumb by any means so....*bites lip*
Oh to hay with it, hopefully Rarity won't mind too much. *knocks on the door of the boutique, hoping this isn't a trap* Rares? It's Ryan. Ah need a little help...if'n ya aren't too busy?
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Sure, darling! Come inside! What can I do for you?
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*comes in* Thank goodness. Well, to make a long story short, I was kind of right about Dashie and Apps wanting a little revenge so to speak.
Granted, their prank was actually pretty well thought and harmless enough but, uhm, we had a bit of dialogue afterwards and well...
*laughs nervously* They're kind of hunting me down now and I'm not quite sure what they plan to do but the crazed look in their eyes did not fill me with hope at all.
I was kind of worried that they might be coming here but I don't see them so I think I beat them here.
Anyway, I need assistance not getting hit with whatever it is they're planning to do when they get their hoofs on me.
*shrugs* So, ya know, the usual nonsense and what have ya. Haha...ha...
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So they're coming here to hunt you down... What should we do?
IDEee-A!
Let's set a trap!
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*claps hands together* Oh, a trap! Now that is a beautiful idea.
The question is then, what kind of trap? Something simple? Or perhaps more complex?
We probably don't have much time, since they are pretty quick so...what would be something simple but effective?
*looks around at what's available* Hmmmm, some dresses...a music player...lots of string and other items...a human-shaped mannequin...
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YES! We'll use the mannequin as a bait, then we'll use the strings to trap them... And then... well, I've got a pair of ideas. Give me a hoof... I mean a hand!
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