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Guess who is cosplaying as Princess Applejack ? Yeah.I didn't forget you, loyal subjects!
Rainbow? What are you doing here al-
You forced me to do it!
Ah swear, we can't leave her alone for five minutes...
A thing I draw to relax myself.
Yeah.
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Exactly m'lady! Yer following the same thought train I was; the ol' switch and bait!
*gives her a hand, positioning the mannequin where she tells me to, handing her strings and helping figure out the angles needed for placing them*
Ah'm rather curious to see what you've come up with...because it's looking rather diabolical.
*smirks, continues lending hand to finish setting up* And ah do so love being diabolical every now and then. Hahaha.
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You know... they asked for this. They already pranked you! Ok, final touches...
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Oh I know they did, I just hope they appreciate all the hard work we're puttin' into pranking them back.
Off-topic Rares, but that look you get when yer being diabolical? It's simply fantastic!
Hahaha. *helps her with the final touches, nods at our handiwork* Perfect!
Now then...we should take our places and wait for the trap to be sprung.
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There they are! Quick! Hide behind that group of mannequins.
*door is knocked down*
*the trap is sprung. AJ and Dash are tangled with ropes*
Good, good, good... what do we have here?
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Lovely poker face, just lovely.
*snickers, slow clapping as I walk out* Well mah dear Rares, it would seem that we've got us a couple of pranksters.
A mischievous princess and a trouble-maker damsel. My, my!
Y'all should've known better than to be so predictable but now yer caught like a fly in a spider-web. *glances at Rarity* They're so defenseless...and open to any retribution.
So the question is, what to do with them? Any ideas m'lady?
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Only one word.
DANCE!
Noooo!
We'll see what you think after two hours there. Come with me, Ryan. I have some tea to drink while we wait.
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Two hours seems reasonable then. I reckon tea sounds splendid, especially the blend you seem quite fond of Rares.
*bows, motions towards the kitchen* After you m'lady.
*glances over at Apps and Dashie after Rarity walks by* Ya know, it's not that bad dancing gals...I'd be more than happy to teach ya if that's the problem.
Think about, okay? *with that I head off into the kitchen as well*
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Those two won't last ten minutes. Trust me.
*from the closed door you can hear them already arguing*
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Haha, well I probably wouldn't bet against that. Those two are probably going to...
*hears the arguing, looks at watch* Huh...that happened quicker than I imagined it would. Dang.
*takes a sip of tea* Ah! This is simply splendid Rares. So very calming...
*hears the arguing escalating* Tsk, tsk...all this over something as simple as dancin'. Those two can be so stubborn.
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Trust me, they will crumble. I'll just go and throw a bait.
*canters out of the room. You can hear what she says*
Sorry to interrupt you, girls. I wanted to say... the first to accept to dance will dance for half the time of the other.
*comes back. For a while everything is quiet, then the arguing begins again*
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Oh they will huh? *sips tea menacingly* Lovely.
*slowly sipping tea, face twisting into a diabolical grin at Rarity's words*
Hmmm....that was quite a bomb you dropped. *pours another glass, looks to her as they start arguing again*
Care for some more m'lady? And who do you think will break first? Mah odds are on Dashie seeing as Apps is too stubborn a pony to give in that quickly.
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My bet is on Applejack... she can be more reasonable. And she already dance in other situations.
*angry voices suddenly stop. You can hear conspiratory whispers*
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*nods* That is true....*stop sipping tea at the sudden silence*
Hmmm...that's slightly ominous.
*tries to strain to make out whispers but can't*
If I didn't know better, I'd almost wager they're trying to figure out how to pull a fast one on us Rares.
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You think they are in the position of trying something? Don't worry, I have everything in my control.
HEY! Come here you two, we have decided!
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All I know is that in the while I've been here, it's not to count anything out when it comes to y'all...I mean that in the best possible way mind you, but ya have to admit, Rares, that crazy stuff tends to happen to the six of you.
*hears Dashie's yelling, nods and follows Rarity back into the main room*
*smirks* So then Dashie...Apps...which one of you lovely ladies will be mah dancing partner first?
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I and AJ decided to dance.
This means that Ah will dance half of how much Dash will dance. And that she will dance half mah time.
And so on. We are going to be free and without dancing for more than 0,0000001 seconds flat.
I appreciate your sudden love for mathematics, but I forgot to tell you that you will dance a minumum of two hours. And since you tried to fool me and Ryan, the minimum is raised to three hours and you'll have to wear a dress.
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Well look at them fancy mathematics. *slaps thigh, laughs* See Rares, I knew they'd try and pull a fast one on ya.
*smirks* Too bad you're too quick for that to happen.
*full-blown laughter at the new minimums* Oh my! More dancing with such lovely ladies?
And in their finest garments as well? What fun that shall be!
*bows* When you've reached an actual decision, I shall happily join you on the dance floor. Until then ladies, hang around a while more.
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Ah retire mah previous sentence, Ah don't want to dance.
Like above but without accent!
Since you disturbed me and Ryan for nothing, I'll raise the minimum to four hours, add romantic music and you'll need to dance together. Just because I'm generous, I'll leave you my offer, the first one to accept will dance half of the other one.
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They are just digging the hole deeper for themselves aren't they? Hahaha.
Although...I bet it's just simply adorable to watch the two of them dancing with each other, pretty dresses flowing in the breeze.
Perhaps that will win them over...seeing as the thought of dancing with such an elegant man such as myself seems to not work.
It almost hurts mah feelings...*sniff* At least until I see the two of you still tied up, then I can't help but laugh. Hahahaha.
Seeing as they probably won't come to a decision anytime soon Rares, I'll go brew us some more tea.
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Oh come on Ryan, you danced with me, and that's enough to feel proud of yourself! Yes, I could use some tea.
*furious argument between the two begins again*
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Hahaha, oh I know Rares; I'm just having a little fun jokin' around.
*smirks* I'm well aware I am a dashing gentleman; after all, if I wasn't, how could I have kept up with your marvelous dancing? Haha.
*heats up more water...then lets the tea brew*
*pours her a cup while they continue to argue*
Goodness me Rares, Ah don't think I've ever heard them get this heated before.
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Trust me, slumber parties with those two are a terrible terrible idea. Shouldn't take much longer. They will surrender to our legitimate requests soon!
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Really now? *sips my tea*
That's a downer...slumber parties are supposed to be fun!
*hears the arguing really intensify* Goodness me...I certainly hope they do Rares.
It's getting pretty nasty in there...and to think, this is all over dancing and dresses.
You'd think we were asking the world of them the way they're going on.
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You got me wrong, darling! It's fun to slumber with them, but only if you don't have to clean after. Don't worry! They're just trying to valuate the damage to their reputations.
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Oh, mah mistake then.
*smirks* Although I imagine with as rowdy as they get pillow fights must be pretty intense.
Their reputations? But...technically Apps is a princess at the moment so Ah'm not sure how that might affect her current rep.
Last I checked Princesses dance, haha.
Though she still sees herself as just good ol' Apps from Sweet Apple Acres so that's probably part of it.
*sips tea* Hmmm, I imagine that's most likely how Dashie is viewing things too...only from the damsel point of view.
*a few minutes pass, suddenly it's gotten rather quiet again*
Hmmm...they've been quiet for a few moments. Perhaps they've finally arrived at a decision that doesn't involve fancy math? *snickers*
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Did you ever see Princess Celestia or Luna dance? Let's not talk about Twilight.
The time has come. One of them is ready...
*trots to them*
So... did you reach an agreement?
...
Oh, you're going to be the cutest pony in town! Ryan, wait me here while I prepare our fabulous Princess!
*trots out, carrying a reluctant Applejack with her*
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Hmmm...good point. I've seen T-Sparks dance...it's unique I suppose. Haha.
*follows, smirks when Apps breaks first* Oh dang, looks like you were right Rares.
I can't wait to see the results. Haha, righty-o Rares.
*now alone with Rainbow Dash, smiles at her tangled self*
So then...care to talk since we're just...hanging out here?
*smile fades, looks over glasses* Or do ya hate me now for pranking ya back Dashie-kins?
...if its any consolation, I truly do think yer pretty in a dress.
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I don't know what to say, Ryan.
Ya didn't talk 'bout make up!
I would forgive you if you make me escape...
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*nods* Yeah, that's what Ah figured Dashie.
*glances towards Apps' voice* Goodness, Rares is going the whole nine yards huh?
*look at Rainbow, blinks* Ah...ah can't do that Dashie. Ya know I can't.
I can't betray Rares like that...not when she helped me out when you two were after me.
*glances away for a moment* I hope you can understand.
*looks back at her, smirks* Odds are though, you'll just wait till I'm completely unaware and have some kind of revenge. And ya know?
I guess that's what I'll have to face up to for being loyal to Rares in this situation.
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You... betrayed me... in the moment of need...
*a single tear slowly descends on her cheek*
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UGH! HNNNNNNNNNNG! *clutches chest* Dashie...that face. Ah.....Ah......
*sees Rares and Apps are still quite busy and will be for some time longer, sighs*
Ah....Ah can't stand ta see a lady cry.....even more so if I'm the cause somehow.
I'm sorry Rares, mah heart just can't stand it....
*pulls out sword...and skillfully cuts her free* Now...
*whispers to her* Hit me in the face hard enough to leave a mark...but don't break anything please? Gotta make it look like ya got the drop on me. Then run...I'll take it from there Dashie-kins.
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Thanks,
*hits you with full force in the face*
*black out*
Welcome back, Ryan. So, how did she convince you? Well, you're lucky I know a pair of spells on theeth re-attachement...
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*hits ground like a sack of potatoes. Well...not the smartest thing I've ever decided on...ugh....*
*slowly comes to* ....ugh...mah jaw...*slowly sits up* Man, she hit me harder than I thought she would.
*groans, suddenly feeling the pain* Wait...what? Teeth? *feels around inside mah mouth* Oh...well, at least it was only two of them.
*shakes head* As for your question, I should've known you wouldn't be fooled. *shrugs*
But the answer is simple and one you should know Rares: as a gentleman, I cannot bear the sight of a sad lady, let alone one cryin'. *rubs jaw again*
...although I'm beginning to wonder whether or not that was all an act with how hard she bucked me in the face.
*sighs* I'm just a sentimental sap ain't I, m'lady? Haha...
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Oh I would never blame you for trying to be a gentleman! But I expected such a trick and this onion here is an evidence of a mischievous act of faking tears... But don't worry, Ryan! I planned everything, as I said... She'll come back.
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Ya even planned fer this eh?
*glares at onion* I do not hate you onion, but rather what you allowed to transpire...
*chuckles* I have to say that's some clever thinkin', knowing she might just try to appeal to mah kind nature and such.
I'm not sure what exactly you've got cookin' up to bring her back, but Ah'm curious to see how this plays out.
*rubs jaw again* Especially after that hit...sheesh. Even when we've sparred she doesn't hit that hard. She must've been pretty upset with me for the little prank reversal we pulled.
*looks around, smirks* So...that aside, is the Princess all ready for her big debut?
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Not yet, I'm afraid. I let her in a very delicate procedure of the coiffure, and I still am halfway through her make-up. She won't escape with "all that stuff on mah face". In the meanwhile I need you to do something to attract Rainbow back here.
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Ah, that's what I figured Rares.
Ah didn't think you'd leave her unattended unless she wasn't going anywhere.
I need to go fishin' fer Rainbows eh?
*taps chin* Have a plan to attract Ms. Skittles back eh?
*smirks* Do I get to be the bait again? Hahaha.
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You just have to go on a walk through town with this *hands over a sealed letter*. It's something I helped Dash write and that she doesn't want somepony to know. This letter is a copy, though. If she asks you how are sure that letter is the true one, just say "you are my shimmering evening breeze". Now go!
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*examines the letter as she explains*
So then...this is a love letter than Dashie wrote with yer help?
Hmmm....curiosity has me wonderin' who to but...*shakes head* That's not important right now.
"You are my shimmering evening breeze"....got it Rares!
I'm off!
*heads out of the Boutique, letter in hand as I begin mah walk through town hoping to draw her attention* Hmm...this should be interesting.
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Are you mad?! What are you doing with that letter?! *tries to take it*
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*sidesteps her, watching as Dashie comically impacts and buries herself in the ground* Letter?
*quickly places letter in mah jacket* What letter?
Oh. *glances at letter in jacket* Ya must mean this one! *snickers*
I"m afraid ya can't have that one Dashie-kins...gonna have to catch me. Meep-meep!
*starts running off back towards the boutique*
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You... wouldn't do that... to me... *single tear on her cheek. Also... onion in the hoof*
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*stops to look back, rolls eyes* The onion only works once Dashie-kins!
A gentleman might be kind, but he ain't stupid enough to fall for the same trick twice! Whoop-whoop!
*shakes rump at her* If'n ya dont' want the evening breeze to find out how shimmering it is ya best follow me!
*continues running to the boutique*
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Sh-shimmering evening...
CHARGE!
Quick inside!
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That certainly got yer fires going!
*laughs loudly, runs into the open boutique door and rolls out of the way*
*looks up in time to see Rainbow come zooming right in, falling into the trap...again*
Now Rares!
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That's so unfair!
Look here... It's not the first time I see this rainbow fly in my web!
Yeah... give me that letter now. I prefer everything than to let anypony see that.
Fine. Ryan, would you kindly give the letter to our Damsel in distress? Then it will be time to do a little work on those eyelashes.
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Very well m'lady, as you so wish.
*walks over and hands Dashie the envelope*
Here you go Dashie-kins...though with how you act, I really do have to wonder just what exactly is in this letter? Better yet...who its written about?
Never took you to be the romantic type...but I think that's cute. Haha.
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Shut your mouth and give it to me! *takes the letter, then eats it*
We are ready to go!
Oh no...
You'll be simply adorable! *drags Rainbow away*
Sorry Ryan, this will take a pair of hours... I'll send there AJ when she's finished. Please be supportive with her ans don't allow her to escape no matter how many tears she could drop. Not that she is the type to fake tears.
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Oh my! Such bite! *laughs*
Ah yes. *waves it off* Not a problem m'lady; while you make those two look simply fabulous I'll go ahead and tidy up the little mess our "trap" created.
I have a feeling we no longer need it so, best to get things straightened up for the coming dance.
*crosses arm over chest, bows* Of course. Ah'm always supportive of mah friends so I shall endeavor as always to help her be the best Princess she can be.
I look forward to seeing you all pretty Dashie-kins. Hahaha.
*with that, gets to work tidying up to pass the time till Rares is done beautifying the princess and damsel*
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There... here's our Princess... Step forward Your Highness, don't be shy...
*enters with a wonderful fluffy frou-frou dress*
Mah reputation is gone...
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