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Description Guess who is cosplaying as Princess Applejack ? Yeah.

I didn't forget you, loyal subjects!
Rainbow? What are you doing here al-

You forced me to do it!
Ah swear, we can't leave her alone for five minutes...

A thing I draw to relax myself.
Yeah.
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Darkness-Shade In reply to ??? [2013-10-12 04:18:28 +0000 UTC]

Nonsense Apps!
*kneels and takes her hoof before kissing it* If anything it will only help yer reputation.
*slowly rises* After all, those in Ponyville will know doubt feel safer knowing that their beloved Princess is very adaptable and well-rounded in all the skills she needs to properly guide them towards safety, happiness, and prosperity.
After all, when one protects their subjects above all else, the love they receive knows no bounds.
*smiles warmly at her, bows slightly* And from what I know, yer certainly a beloved Princess m'lady.
So please, stand proud of that fact and grace us with yer glowing smile.

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-12 04:26:58 +0000 UTC]

*graces you with the infernal heat of her blush* Aw shucks! Ah ain't that good! And Ah certainly don't like bein' in this dress. Ah can't even fit through the exit door and Ah can't take it off because Rares tied the corset very tight...

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-12 19:56:22 +0000 UTC]

Nonsense! You underestimate yerself too often Princess Apps.
Well, I know dresses can sometimes be stiflin'...but ya do look good in it.
*looks at door then to her* Hmmm, Ah see what ya mean.
I doubt you'd be able to get through unless it was loosened but I'm sure Rares put it on tight to make sure you didn't worm yer way out of it m'lady.

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-12 20:15:05 +0000 UTC]

C'mon ya know Ah ain't a "proper Princess". Ah'm just fillin' the holes. And Rares should know that Ah gave her mah word, so Ah couldn't just run away like that. So... Ah gotta dance? Phew... *tail swings*

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-13 17:32:21 +0000 UTC]

Details, details...fillin' in or not yer still a Princess, Apps.
But see? That honesty of yers is a great trait and shows yer more than capable of being a Princess.
*laughs softly* Yes, the dancing is part of the deal Rares came up with.
*sees the tail swing* Are you alright m'lady? Yer sweating and blushing something fierce.
*turns to the record player, fiddles around with it to find something appropriate* Now then, where's that disc from before? It was perfect for classical dancing...

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-13 18:00:06 +0000 UTC]

Classical music? Ah'd dance to some ol' good country song... but this...
Ah ain't blushin'... and Ah'm sweatin' 'cause this stuff here is heavy...
*tail twitches*

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-13 18:20:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh come now Apps...*still digging through records* This music will be befitting a ballroom dance with a beauty such as yerself.
*finds it* Ah-ha! *sets it on the player, sets it spinning, and places the needle on it* Perfect.
*clears throat, bows to Apps before taking her hooves in my hands and starts slowly dancing with her*
Heh...ya can't fool me. Yer cheeks might be red with those apple design Rares did ya up with, but I can still tell the red from yer blushing from the red of the makeup.
Though I won't fault you, it is a tad warm in here with the clothing I have on so I reckon it's rather dreadful fer you.
*slowly twirls her about* Though for not being a fan of dancing like this, you're rather good at it Princess Apps.

*sees the tail twitching again* Are ya sure yer okay? Yer tail keeps a twitching all wild-like m'lady...

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-13 19:07:39 +0000 UTC]

*you are now dancing with a living lava golem shaped as Applejack*
Yeah... Ah'm just... ya know... *mumbles stuff you can't quite catch*
How is our Princess doing here?
*immediately stops dancing, with the result of falling on the floor*
You need to work on your equilibrium, darling! Now allow me to go and finish off the one I call "Rainbow Manester"... have fun!
Ah got a perfect equestribium, ya need that to buck apples.

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-14 02:44:18 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm? I didn't quite catch that m'lady.
*leans down to help her out, all the while listening to Rarity's progress*
So..."Rainbow Manester" huh? Sounds like Damsel Dashie is getting her fun in as well.
Now then, where were we? *resumes our previous dance position* Oh my dear Princess, please don't let Rares get under yer skin.
You have a most excellent sense of balance; even if'n I didn't know of your bucking prowess, the way you dance is testament to that.
*settles into a slow dance, her head resting against my chest* Now then Apps...if I may ask, what was it you were mumblin' about before Rarity surprised you?

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-14 02:50:13 +0000 UTC]

*heat begins to increase again* Oh... Ah was sayin' that Ah don't really know how to dance these fancy melodies... Yer doin' everythin'... It's so... kind of ya... *the music stops. You two part*
If ya excuse me, Ah'll try to get to the toilet now. Ah hope that Ah fit in there and to not ruin the dress while... Ya don't want to hear that, do ya?

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-14 04:01:04 +0000 UTC]

*bows to her after parting* Oh mah sweet Princess, ya don't give yerself enough credit.
You knew how to follow mah movements perfectly.
*blushes slightly* Still, yer compliments are appreciated. After all m'lady, a gentleman always assists a lady in need.

*laughs warmly* It's alright. Even ladies must use the bathroom.
*gently takes her hoof and kisses it* It was a pleasure dancing with you sweet Princess of the Apples.
It was fun. So thank you for that.
*waves her on* Now then, don't let me keep you m'lady.

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-14 12:22:11 +0000 UTC]

*the dress risks to catch fire* Aww shucks... Ah'll just run to the toilet now. Ah really need to use it and it'll take a while to get this stuff here *points at the frills under the dress* out of the way. *runs to the toilet*
And the Damsel is almost ready. How is it going here, Ryan? Where's the Princess?

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-15 03:46:13 +0000 UTC]

*holds off snicker till she's in the bathroom* Goodness me. Poor Apps was the same shade as them red velvet cupcakes Pinks made for me.
...maybe I overdid it? *shakes head, smirks* Nah, a gentleman can never overdo things.

*turns to Rares* Oh she is? Excellent. Hmmm? Oh, well, as fer our Princess...
After having a wonderful dance with herβ€”and making her turn the most lovely shade of red, rivaling that of her applesβ€”she had to excuse herself in order to "powder her nose" if you catch mah drift.
*taps chin* I hope she doesn't have any trouble, she seemed to be worried about how many layers her dress had. *shrugs*
*bows*Other than that, all is going as planned m'lady.

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-15 06:44:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh, we both know that she would never say something like "powder my muzzle", don't we?
"How many layers..." Oh NOO! She doesn't even know that... Please, keep an eye out while I go and help AJ! *runs to the toilet*

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-16 04:03:12 +0000 UTC]

Well, okay, maybe our dear Apps wouldn't be that tactful but I....
*blinks*
What? What about...why are you...?
*watches her run off to the bathroom in a hurry* I...uhm...keep an eye out?
...an eye out for what? *shakes head*
I'm rather confused...but perhaps it's best that way.

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-16 10:17:32 +0000 UTC]

*Rarity runs out of the toilet* Ryan, run in the other room and grab everything you see un the table with the red fabric on it. Don't take the fabric, just the other...
*runs back in the toilet*
*In the other room you find the table with gown layers and panties. In a corner, Rainbow Dash with a hairdresser helmet covering her head*
*singing to herself* Who's gonna be the best damsel in town? It's me! It's me!

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-17 03:50:25 +0000 UTC]

*can't get a word in at all*
...I...uh...*sighs*
And she's gone. Right, anyway!
*in room, sees fabric* Yes! *grabs all but the red fabric and pauses at hearing singing*
*slowly tilts head and listens, a grin slowly forming on mah face. Oh, this is gold!*
*wants to listen to more but knows Rares needs me*
*snickers* Keep on being the best damsel in town~!

*rushes with fabric back to just outside the toilet* Rares! Rares! I got the fabric and stuff ya asked fer.
...Dashie is happily singing to herself too, just to throw that out there.

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-17 06:37:36 +0000 UTC]

Seriously? Is it the damsel song I was singing to...
Ryan, I said not the red fabric! Bring me the panties and gown layers!
*from inside the toilet* Oh great, Rarity, now that you shouted it I don't feel embarrassed at all!

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-17 19:49:17 +0000 UTC]

(...*looks back at previous thing, realizes I errored in typing at one point* Whoops, that's on me...I had him pick up the right things, but then wrote that he grabbed the fabric in the next part. XD Well....let's make fun of that shall we?)


*blinks* What are ya talking about Rare Iβ€”*looks down at stuff in my hands* But! I...I swore I grabbed the other things! I swear I did!
*cheeks flush at both her and Rarity's actions*
Oh...oh my, oh dear.
*quickly rushes back and grabs the right things, staring at them the whole time so as to make sure they don't pull a fast one on me again*
...they didn't inexplicably change into something else this time. Good!
Oh and, uh, Apps doesn't need to feel embarrassed. Accidents happen to us all sometimes...*looks aside* I, uh, should know so...it's not like we'd make a big deal out of it or anything.
*hands Rarity said items* So uh...take care of that and such. I'll keep holdin' down the fort.

...oh! And to answer yer original question, I would imagine so based on the lyrics.
*shakes head* That mare...she's so defensive over stuff she clearly likes. Haha.

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-17 20:11:12 +0000 UTC]

(Ahahah well, it's very funny that a real mistake turned out to be a fictional one XD Sounds very genuine!)

Thank you, Ryan! Well well, seems that a certain damsel is enjoying being so...
*enters the toilet*
We are one step closer to the conversion, Ryan! Now... let me pull off this...
Be careful th- ouch!
Well, excuuuse me if I'm helping you with this trouble! Should I put a diaper there too or are you going to stop acting as a little filly?
Er... sorry... also 'bout... the dress...
Oh, don't worry, darling. It's nothing that I can't clean. And definitely it's not something you should feel embarrassed. It happened to all of us... maybe not after a certain age... er... why don't you go out with Ryan while I put some order here? I'm done with your dress.
*exits the toilet* Howdy...

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-19 20:27:50 +0000 UTC]

*waits patiently, whistling nonchalantly*
Yeah, I reckon Dashie is just about ready to embrace her damsel destiny.
*taps foot, trying to ignore the weird sounds coming from the bathroom*
*whistles some more till the door opens, sees Apps come out looking a bit sad and embarassed*
*Well that won't do...I must fix this!*

*bows to her* M'lady, tis wonderful to see you looking as radiant as ever. Please do not be sad, for tears on yer beautiful face simply break mah heart.
Please, tell me what I may do ta help mah dear Princess feel better and I will get right to it.
*flashes her a smile* After all, a gentleman never lets a lady cry.
So what might this gentleman do to put a smile back on mah sweet apple princess's face?

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-19 20:54:49 +0000 UTC]

Thank ya Ryan. Just yer fancy talkin' there is enough ta make me smile.
Where's the Damsel? Ah reckon that Ah don't want ta stay here more than the necessary!
Just a pair of minutes more. Ryan, you could go there and help her out, while I finish here. Thank you for Applejack...

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-20 20:39:13 +0000 UTC]

Ah, there is that lovely smile. It does mah heart well ta see such a gorgeous sight.
The Damsel? *smirks* Oh I do beleive she was signing about being teh best damsel in town.
Hahaha.
*mock pouts* Oh? Do ya not enjoy yer time with me m'lady? *playfully sticks tongue out at her*

*nods* Very well Rares; I will go check on the lovely Damsel whilst you finish it up.And of course, what kind of gentleman would I be if I did not cheer up a lady?
*bows to AppleJack, kisses her hoof* Mah dear apple, it has been a pleasure spending this time with you. I look forward to dancing with you again one day
For now, I must attend to yer Damsel.

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-20 21:24:36 +0000 UTC]

I gotta beee... the beeeesst Damseeeel iiiiiiin tooooooooooooooooooooown!
Still no one here? Good.
Let's start again... Fabulous dresses, the best of the vests, Those things could not be compared To her shining beauty! Because *makes cheering voices* She! Was! Theeeeee...

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-21 02:35:12 +0000 UTC]

*strolls in, throws arms out widely and smiles as wide as I can*
Beeeeeeeeest Damseeeeeeeel iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN~!
*bows*

*starts making cheering sounds* Oh thank you, thank you.
Y'all are too kind...but let's give it up for mah ever radiant duet partner, the lovely!
The Fabulous!
The Awe-Inspiring!
The one and only Daaaaaaaaaamsel Daaaaaaaaaaashie!

*and with that perfectly done I wait to see her highly amusing reaction*

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-21 12:22:53 +0000 UTC]

*listens to you singing*
*hamster wheel reboots brain*
I was forced to sing it. Yeah. Am I finished here or what?

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-22 03:28:48 +0000 UTC]

Oh my...it would seem that I slightly broke you dear Damsel.
*snickers*
Sure, Dashie, sure....you were forced. That must be it.
Never, ever would you think of doing such a thing of yer own free will.
*laughs softly* Anyway, Rares sent me to help you finish up so that we might begin on the Damsel's round of pleasant dancing and merriment.
*helps her with the last few finishing touches* Ah might not be as skilled as Rares, but I certainly have picked up a thing of two hanging around her.
You look simply radiant now mah rainbow madam.

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-22 10:53:45 +0000 UTC]

Having fun, Ryan? Dang, this thing is thight. What if I need to go to the toilet?

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-23 03:31:56 +0000 UTC]

*smirks* Ah'm always havin' fun when I'm helping out mah dear friends.
*winks at her* Especially when it's to make our beloved Damsel look her best.
*finishes up, steps back to examine it*
To quote Rares, you look "simply marvelous, darling!"
As for yer other question m'lady, let us hope that you don't end up in such an emergency situation that it becomes a race against time to remove it.
*shrugs* Otherwise Ah guess Rares and I will just have to lend a hand/hoof in acquiring you dry clothing. *laughs softly*

Now then...*bows, offers hand* Shall we mah lady? I'm sure Rares cannot wait to see how magnificent you look and, well, Ah know I am looking forward to the dance!

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-23 07:07:49 +0000 UTC]

Shut up and just bring me there, I just want to finish this torture... But thanks... *put hoof in your hands*
How the heck I's supposed to walk with a hoof in your hand?! You have to walk al crooked and I have to - HEY!
*in the other room*

A very Damsel-like entrance!
Ok, Ryan, you can put her down!
Ya look stunnin', Dash...
You are amazing too...

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-24 04:18:09 +0000 UTC]

*smirks* Walk? Who said anything about walking? *laughs softly*

*walks in and smiles* Here you go m'lady, all set.
*sets Rainbow Dash down* Princess? Lady Rarity? Might I present to you, in all her radiance, the fair Damsel Dashie!

My, my, to see the Princess and the Damsel together like this is almost too much for me to bear.
*sniffs, smirks* And yet I shall soldier on and fulfill mah duties as a gentleman.
*bows, one arm crossed over my chest*
What is yer bidding m'lady? This gentleman is ready to assist in any way he can.

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-24 12:52:39 +0000 UTC]

Excuse me just one moment... *runs in her room*
VoilΓ ! *appears in a dress* Me and Ryan are going to dance too, and you can follow our moves!
Then why isn't Ryan wearin' a dress?
I've got a tuxedo for him...
How is he going to show us how to move if he doesn't wear a dress?
You are not going to...
Or Ryan wears a dress or one of us wears a tuxedo!

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-28 01:14:59 +0000 UTC]

Ah! What a splendid idea m'lady. That way we can all....huh?
*watches the exchange curiously, listening to the "demands"*
Hmmmm....

*bows* As a gentleman, it is mah duty to do the utmost to help m'lady.
*smirks at Dashie* And, in this case, if'n that requires me to perhaps wear something Ah usually wouldn't...
Then I suppose I must! Mah code as a gentleman decrees such!
*turns to Rarity, ignoring Dashie and Apps' stunned expressions at their gambit somewhat back-firing*
Ah know ya made me such a wonderful tuxedo, but considering the impasse that we've hit here I don't suppose you, for whatever reason, have the requested clothing designed to mah specifications? Size, favorite color, ya know...all that stuff m'lady?

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-28 01:55:59 +0000 UTC]

You're going to wear a dress?!
You're going to...
Well, I suppose that I could do something for you in... twenty minutes... but you'll have to help me with the colors and the design. I'm not a real expert in human dresses, you know...

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-10-28 03:58:33 +0000 UTC]

Why so surprised ladies? Haha.
After all, you two do have to be properly taught how to dance in yer dresses and Dashie did bring up the point that mah being in a tux wouldn't exactly be the right situation so...
*bows* I just followed the logic and thus to be completely helpful to both mah damsel and mah princess I will do what I must.
*smirks* And seeing as Rares is quite talented, we should be able to come up with something. I've seen plenty of human dresses so it shouldn't be too hard to cook up something with such a talented seamstress on our side.
*takes Rarity aside and starts to go to work*
Now...if we do something like this....and we work with my favorite colors...something with blending shades of purple and black like the tux you made....
*continues on with her, crafting a well-designed dress, as Apps and Dashie still stare on in total shock and confusion at the turn of events*

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-10-28 04:29:09 +0000 UTC]

*You notice the two of then talking together*
...push it.
...our occasion!
...n't count on me fer this.
Whatever.
Done!
Are you still sure, Ryan? *pits hoof on your hand* And do you need help wearing it? With all these undergown frills...
Ahem. Excuse me, why Ryan hasn't gone through a complete make-over? How can he lead us if he...
Stop right there! You can't ask also this to our poor Ryan!

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-11-02 04:48:19 +0000 UTC]

Ah have ta wonder what they're going on about Rares.
All done? Ah! Like all the things you create, it's lovely!
*smirks, laughs softly* Ah know m'lady, but they do need proper instruction...and given their, or rather, Dashie's apparent burst of "logic", Ah don't see any other way.
How else will they learn to dance in their proper dresses unless their teacher does the same?
Besides, it's just us...it's not like anypony else will ever find out about this....and even if they did, how would they know it's weird? Other than the six of youβ€”well and Lyra too Ah supposeβ€”nopony else really knows much about the human world because Ah haven't told them.
*pats her hoof with mah other hand* So it'll be fine...and Ah should be okay; I'm a lot more maneuverable than y'all thanks to this body of mine. Haha.

Now then if you'll let meβ€”huh?
*stares at Rainbow Dash incredulously for a few moments before laughing and swiping mah hand through my hair*
Well, Ah suppose if m'lady wanted to spruce up mah hair a little that wouldn't be too bad...but mah dear Damsel, Ah must ask....how does a make-over make any difference in this case?
The outfit Ah agree with, as you must see how to move in the same circumstance, but such things that a make-over would touch upon don't have as much of an effect other than appearance.
*turns to Rares and smirks*
However, if the ever lovely counselor thinks that styling mah hair may help in this case, then I will trust her decision.

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-11-02 12:51:38 +0000 UTC]

This fake eyelashes obstacle our vision.
Rainbow Dash...
I'm just telling the truth.
Well I'll start styling your mane... I mean hair, if you come with me, Ryan. We'll discuss about the other matters away from these ears. And I remember to the Princess and the Damsel that they gave me their word that they won't try to escape. And that they are the Spirits of Honesty and Loyalty. Come with me, Ryan. *leads you to the hairdressing room*

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-11-03 02:34:32 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmm....*eyes narrow to match Rarity's*
*nods*
Yes m'lady, Ah believe that is most likely the best course of action.
See ya shortly ladies, don't go anywhere now ya hear?

*follows Rarity*
This has certainly gotten a little crazy hasn't it m'lady?
Hahaha, but we must do what we must to help those two out.
That, of course, is a gentleman's job after all.
*takes a seat*
So then...*smirks* Make me pretty. *laughs loudly*
Oh Ah'm sorry Rares...I just couldn't help a little humor right now.

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-11-03 03:41:38 +0000 UTC]

Well, I appreciate your efforts for this, Ryan. And it's better if you laugh about it, in your hooves.. shoes, I would be so embarrassed and angry.
*begins to work* We'll need some extensions... and this... no maybe this shampoo... Listen Ryan, will you let Rainbow win about the eyelashes? By a certain point of view you're already very far on this path, what are fake eyelashes before a whole dress and hairstyle? On the other hoof.. I don't want you to snap!

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-11-03 16:44:02 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, no sense getting all upset. Ah knew they'd make it difficult on ya, m'lady...though Ah never expected it to get to these extremes.
Hahaha.
*thinks as she goes about styling me up*
Hahaha, yer concern is touching as always to this gentleman, but y'all seem pretty good at not making me snap.
There's only been a few times that's happened...like that whole plot incident....
*looks away for a moment* But other than that, Ah'm usually okay with most of the hijinx we get into.
So, as you've said, what is one little thing like that compared to what we're already doing? In for a bit in for a pound! Heh.
*laughs softly* Ah must be slightly insane to do all this ta help mah friends...but hey, friendship is magic and all that so it's cool.
After all, if'n Ah can laugh about it, clearly it's not that bad, right m'lady?

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-11-03 19:39:31 +0000 UTC]

I guess so, Ryan... but now less talk, or you'll disturb the operations...
*works for a quarter of hour on your face*
Magnificent!
:iconrarityakwardplz: ...I'm not sure if you want a mirror to see the results... anyway, in that cabinet you'll find the dress. Remember that I'm out here if you need help with wearing all the gowns. Or if you need to know in which order you should wear them.

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-11-05 05:19:21 +0000 UTC]

It's probably best that ya don't give me a mirror.
Ah think it's for the greater good if'n Ah don't see exactly how...pretty Ah am.
*laughs softly as she leaves*
Okay m'lady.
*walks over to closet and looks at dress*
...the things Ah get mahself into in this crazy land.
*claps hands* Welp! No use dwelling on it...time ta make like Leo and go deeper!
*pulls out the dress and begins pulling it on in the right way*
For those of you out there wondering how in tarnation Ah know how ta do this, the answer is two-part: Ah've spent quite a bit of time around Rares and her clients so Ah've pretty much memorized the process from that and two, Ah've seen plenty of pretty ladies in dresses so Ah know what looks right or not.

*is now standing, more elegant than any gentleman has ever looked before, in the beautiful dress*
Hmmmm, seems ta fit well enough....*shrugs* At least it makes me feel pretty.
*laughs loudly* This has to be one of the worst ideas Ah've ever had....but Ah do this for a greater good in Ponyville. And that?
Why simply, that is to make sure mah beloved Princess and Damsel are well-trained in the elegant arts.
*though it takes a little getting used to, walking about in the dress isn't too hard and with that I take a deep breath, clear my thoughts, and walk back into the main room*
Princess, Damsel, m'lady?
Yer gentleman is now completely prepared to teach you the proper way to dance.
*smirks, figures Ah might as well get into the part and curtsies to them* Shall we begin?

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-11-05 14:42:35 +0000 UTC]


Bwahahahah!
So what you think about Ryan's new... outfit?

He ain't so bad...
Ok, girls! Let's start as Ryan. *curtsies as well*
*curtsy as well*
Now, Ryan is going to guide the dance in our couple, and I think that in yours...
Ah'll do it!
Ok...
Ehm... let's start then...
*the dance begins and AJ and RD follow perfectly you and Rarity without any fuss or fight*

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-11-11 03:46:06 +0000 UTC]

*ignores their laughter and soldiers on*
*...and of course blushes a bit at AppleJack's statement. Well, that was unexpected...*

Right! As a gentleman taking his role seriously, let the dance begin.
*takes Rarity's hoof and begins to lead the dance, flowing well enough in the dress despite it being a very...interesting experience*
You know, this isn't actually half-bad.
*twirls Rarity once*
Besides, if this is the price one must pay for the company of three beautiful mares Ah think it's certainly worth it.
*gently dips Rarity* Would you not agree m'lady?

In fact...*glances over at Apps and Dashie*
Ah'm quite impressed at their dancing skills.
*smirks as I lift her back up and gently sway back and forth*
In fact, Ah dare say perhaps those two enjoy this type of dancing more than they let on...wouldn't that just be an absolute hoot mah lady?

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-11-11 15:53:15 +0000 UTC]

Sure it would be, darling... It seems that our efforts finally paid!

Ya'll know that we can hear ya?

We are just dancing right here...

*the dance goes one for a pair of hour*

Ok girls. I think that's enough for your punishment. Me and Ryan are tired and I know that yo...

That's all ya got Rarity?

I train myself six hours a day...

And Ah buck apples for most of the day. Surely two hour of dancin' ain't gonna tire us! C'mon Rainbow, let's keep it goin' while the lazy ladies wath us!

I'll watch with much pleasure. And Ryan isn't a lady.

If a crown and pretty dresses make me a Princess...

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-11-30 17:24:07 +0000 UTC]

Oh we know, ladies,Β  we know. *wears a grin Trollestia would be proud of*

*finally finishes and bows to Rares...before listening to Apps, Dashie, and her bantering*
*decides this is far too amusing to pass up and laughs*
Well, far be it fer me ta stop anypony that wants ta dance....*grins*
Though if'n Ah didn't know any better, Ah'd think that those two really do like dancing....and perhaps it's because of their partners at that.
*laughs mischievously before walking over and sitting with Rarity*
That's right Rares, Ah might be able to play the part...oddly well at that, but Ah'm a gentleman through andβ€”

*...and then coughs at AJ's comment about a crown and dress*
Well now, that's some fancy logic there....although given what Ah've heard about other things, apparently ya don't need ta be a mare ta be a Princess.
*laughs knowingly before watching as AppleJack and Rainbow Dash really get into their dancing*
Well, well...this is most interesting m'lady. Judging by their skill, it would seem they've been doing some secret practicin' of their own. How curious.

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-11-30 20:28:52 +0000 UTC]

(Damn, how many centuries ago was the last update! )

Ryan, I'm utterly surprised! They are almost... graceful!
Can hear ya'll!
Practicing? No! We are just so good athletes that we learned from you two! Look at this pyrotech!
You mean pirouette?
Yeah...

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Darkness-Shade In reply to ImpCJCaesar [2013-12-02 05:34:15 +0000 UTC]

(Uhmm....21 days ago? Oh shush! It's not mah fault this one was at the way back and Ah kept forgettin' about it. )

Well, Ah'm not too surprised. As Dashie-kins said, they are rather talented athletes after all.
One that is that well-trained is naturally graceful on their feet, er, hooves...whichever.
*snickers*
Pyrotech.....sounds like some kind of fire spell.
*eyes widen in surprise*

Well then, that actually was really darn good y'all.
Color me impressed.
*smirks* You two always do work well together though: the charming and down-to-earth princess and her ever loyal and helpful damsel.
Ah, such beauty, such grace, such charm...it nearly brings this gentleman to tears.

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ImpCJCaesar In reply to Darkness-Shade [2013-12-02 14:57:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm gonna bring you to tears with my punches if you don't stop...

...flattering you?

Yeah!

Wait no...

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