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Published: 2007-07-04 17:33:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 2165; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 0
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A bit of Selkie humour.If you don't get it, here is a link about selkies: [link]
I feel bad for the human women that are preyed upon by the male selkie's lust. She gets preggers and he's a dead beat dad that isn't there until he steals the baby away from her and leaves her all alone
So don't feel bad about her stealing his seal skin
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Nah, the Selkie coat will suffice. he's not going anywhere and will probably do what she wants, or try to get his pelt back from her.
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Heh...read the short story in my DA account sometime...kind of an offshoot of the Selkie mythos.
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heh I can think of interesting and funny ways the male selkie can attempt to one up her and fail miserably.
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LMAO! I never thought about the Selkie legends that way but it's kinda true. I like how she's wearing the seal pelt like a new jacket
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well it's one way to get the male selkies to stick around. 
Thanks for the fave!
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I agree; come to think of it, in these human/selkie relationships, I always wonder if the selkie girls or human girls have it worse XD.
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Good question. :thinking: I guess for the selkie female it depends on the human male she ends up with. The selkie males are suppose to be so mesmerizingly beautiful that women just fall for them, but then again the poor human female has to explain to her family and village how's she's pregnant (especially if she's married and her husband is away). :shakes head: naughty seal men.
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I don't remember if I've commented on this before, since I have seen it prior to seeing it now, but this is awesome!
"I feel bad for the human women that are preyed upon by the male selkie's lust."
Although, most women ask for it when they cry several tears. But I wouldn't be too upset if I was to have a selkie baby. That'd be awesome, methinks.
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But he wants to take the baby away after you have it and you'll never see it again 
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Nooo, he be not stealin' my baby! Even if it IS our love-child. Heck yes they're hot, my gosh, why else would they be called? 
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Funny, usually on those hit and run love incidents with the fae folk they try to say that they are not the father of the child. These try to steal them from you so you end up being lonely.
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Interesting, I never thought of it that way before. Personally I'd like to have one who'd say they're not the father, instead of taking the child. What would you choose?
Lol at the hit-and-run love incidents. Cute.
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First of all I would have tried to not be tempted by his charm. 
hey, the way some animals mate. it sure looks like a hit and run.
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yeah try explaining that to people especially if you're a guy and you want to show your devotion for a girl you like. "but baby! I won't run off like my dad did with my mum!"
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Aww, the poor guy. WHERE'S THE LOVE?
Hehe, I'm guessing in his pants.
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hehehehehehe or maybe it's a sympathy way of getting women?
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I can picture a guy using that as an excuse
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hehehehehehehe
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What about the women who use the selkie's penchant for skedaddling as a way to get pregnant and then stick it to their recalcitrant human beau's. This is nasty blackmail.
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Nah that's different. She was seduced by this bloke's sexy nakidness but then she wised up when she found out that she's pregnant. So she cried seven tears to call him back and stole his seal skin.
She owns him now.
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It's good that she learned from her mistake with the fae folk. Usually we don't get the better of them.
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Yeah and lucky he thinks with his fae folk wiener too much to know that someone would trick him.
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Like so many men... Of course, poetic justice has its purpose.
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yup. silly silly men. funny cause those types think that women are not smart.
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Some women really AREN'T very smart, same as some men are cock-brained fools. It takes all kinds, really.
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and then they get together and create more of them! Why is it that only the dumb people are breeding!
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That could be laid to blame for MANY things...
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hehehehehe, as I said, life is too short for cheap beer and for getting it on with horny sexy seal people.
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Well, unless they're reliable sexy seal people, I guess. I always found the fae in general as a pretty fickle group.
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when have you see a reliable sexy seal person?
Does that explain why you are fickle?
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*laughs* I've no fae blood, far as I know. I'm about as reliable as anyone you'll meet short of a statue. I haven't changed my haircut since I was 12. Practicality and comfort over trends or fashion, always. *nod* Though I'm certainly open to new experiences... have to discover things like chai somehow!
That'd require me to have seen sealpeople... which hasn't happened yet. Though I might've seen water sprites once upon an evening, in the Potomac. I'm uncertain about that.
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short? How tall are you if you don't mind me asking. 
*sigh* Your in Virginia, you probably grew up with "tea". Not going to explain that one now cause I've explained it a million times. and so called cultured Americans annoy me when they argue with me about it.
Hey it's the Potomac, you probably saw the goat man
I saw a rusty coat hanger in the river once. very sad
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There should be a kid's song about the coathanger in the river. *nod* Like the watermelon by the bay.
Nah. I grew up near Bowie, in Anne Arundel County. That's the Goat Man territory of choice. We all went out looking for that bugger. Usually this involved exploring sewers and abandoned houses. ; p Ah, what a lovely Maryland legend.
Actually, I kinda grew up in NJ and MD, and my family only drank coffee... bad coffee, at that. It took me til college to find decent beans and I didn't discover properly stove-top brewed, cardamom-infused chai til sometime toward the end of highschool. I don't know what you mean by "tea", but I'm really, really picky with my hot drinks... only the best. Or at least the delicious. And stridently the unamerican, usually.
Height equals five foot seven and change.
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thats better than the song about dead bodies floating with the fishes.
I heard about it while looking up supernatural stuff when I was in college. Everyone at school thought I was making it up to scared them (our campus is located near the Maryland border). There's even a Hellboy story about him.
"Chai" is one of my many Indian pet peeves. You can thank the yuppies, hippies and beatniks for that. Chai is the Hindi word for tea. If you are referring to the tea with spices it's called MASALA TEA or MASALA CHAI. Not chai and definitely not chai tea *shudders*
Ordering chai in an Indian restaurant is going to be a hot black tea with cream and sugar. Saying chai tea in one is going to get you weird/angry looks, being called at another dumb white American behind your back (yes we do do that) and the possibility of having someone spit in your tea (but only a possibility but really want to do it).
Oh so I'm like a couple of inches shorted than you. 5'5"
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So what's the meanin' of yer height versus mine, anyhow? I don't see us competing in the longjump soon. ; p
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just comparing. I keep hearing about guys thinking they are short if they are below 6'. I don't care as long if you are taller than me. I like to keep guys in check to make sure they are not staring at the rack.
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Notwithstanding that that's hard to do from across a continent, but I don't ogle openly when I ogle at all. *snort* I'm human, but I'm not a frat boy. How tall is the Michelle, then?
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5'5" I think I already told you that. :-P
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Oh yes, you're a wee bit shorter, that's all. And, chalk me up for being right foolish... do I get a tin star or some woven grass knots?
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you get this pathetic excuse for a braided nylon belt from abacrombie
Jethro
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