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Published: 2007-07-04 17:33:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 2165; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 0
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A bit of Selkie humour.If you don't get it, here is a link about selkies: [link]
I feel bad for the human women that are preyed upon by the male selkie's lust. She gets preggers and he's a dead beat dad that isn't there until he steals the baby away from her and leaves her all alone
So don't feel bad about her stealing his seal skin
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Why not make it you weeding weapon of choice, too? Works great on snow, as well. : P
Yeah, once a traitor... usually a traitor. No matter how hard they try. It's in the blood. Though, to be fair, people CAN change. It's what's nice about being human. Besides opposable thumbs and a frontal lobe.
Will YOU tell them that?
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lol i might catch trees on fire.
Yeah I know but you still have the bad reputation. It's easier to just not do bad things otherwise you'll spend the rest of your life trying to prove that you are not who you use to be.
Are you crazy! That's worse then telling a new mom not to smoke near her 2 hour old baby!
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Nah, the trees take more flaming than the grass and weeds do. They're resilient. : )
Or, you can make mistakes if they're unavoidable and then trust that your friends will forgive you them if you really do feel regretful.
I'd rather call child services on that mom and say she's been starving her kid.
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oohhh i see.
i think i'd rather be nice
and if i was the baby I would want to eat there. those looked unhealthy and droopy.
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What? he's a naughty seal man!
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It looks like the naughty sealman got a little kharmic payback.
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oh yes! He's going to stick around because he has nowhere to go.
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