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A bit of Selkie humour.If you don't get it, here is a link about selkies: [link]
I feel bad for the human women that are preyed upon by the male selkie's lust. She gets preggers and he's a dead beat dad that isn't there until he steals the baby away from her and leaves her all alone
So don't feel bad about her stealing his seal skin
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you know, from Beverly Hillbillies. He had a rope belt.
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My, I haven't seen that show in years. Or thought about it. The world would be better without, I think. ; p
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yeah it's not that funny. It's probably considered a classic cause it's old.
*dreads theday that a simple life is thought of as a classic*
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I'm not sure I know "a simple life", miss. But I assume it's worthwhile and dear to your beating chest muscle.
Or because it might've been funny to the society's sense of humor back then.
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nah I hate paris hilton.
eh i guess. but then I love lucy is still great after all these years.
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Some things last a lifetime, others seem terribly dated after a decade. Kind of like Nickelodeon Moon Shoes.
Oh god, THAT show? Thankfully, never seen, never will. What a joke, the whole thing.
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hehehehe and so are some of the toons that came out in the 80's. They were great when I was growing up but I watch them now and I'm like " wtf?" I still like them though for the memory.
Yeah that show. I like how that gets, what? 5 seasons, and intelligent shows get cancelled cause FOX thinks the audience is dumb and wouldn't get it or maybe it was the execs that are dumb and don't get the jokes?
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Well, Fox is evil anyway. The fact that they greenlit "Firefly" is their only redeeming grace in the past ten years. And then they nixed that by canceling it.
Aye. Ever seen Thundercats recently? Creepy and badly acted. So very much. But, it is nostalgia for the idea we keep, not the talent of the actors.
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I hated that they cancelled Firefly. I remember ed not knowing when it would be on tv cause they never gave it a proper time slot. I read an interview of the actors saying that they didn't even know when it aired so they could tell their familys.
I'm still mad that they cancelled Arrested Development and Kitchen Confidential. I bought all three seasons of AD. I love a good farce.
Yeah I have. It's just weird watching it (cartoon network use to air it in the afternoons). Have you heard the blooper sound files?
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Yeah... bloody assmonkeys. Joss Whedon is a gold touch kind of man, when you give him reign... he delivers pricelessness. And yet, they still try to fuck him over. Well, that unfortunately happens when you have "creative differences" with your moneymen.
I liked A.D., but never heard of Kitchen Conf.... what IS it?
Thank god they stopped, then. It's unholy. I haven't heard these... wait... I think I did hear one, actually.
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true, then you see him sneaking out of horror conventions and looks like a deer caught in the headlights when reports stop to talk to him with camera in tow. 
that was on in the fall then the baseball play-offs happen (FOX show killer). I think they only showed a couple of shows. Nicholas Brendon was in it as a chef. It was funny from what I saw of it. A lot of cooking and food humour.
Still fun to watch though. 
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Never have seen him in the flesh, though on video often enough. Him playing his bad guitar version of the Firefly theme is amusin'... ; p I'll have to see if he's at Dragon*Con this year. Maybe I'll run into the guy and get to congratulate him on pissing off the most irksome news network ever. ; )
Huh! I was just commenting the other day that I haven't seen him in ANYTHING since Buffy.
Oh dear god!
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It was just too funny cause he's trying to leave the Con early. Um.. those people in there are the reason why you are popular and have tons of money. Yeah they are annoying though.
G4 makes coffee nervious. I tried watching it once when I was at the beach cause it was t-storming outside and there wasn't really much else to do. Needless to say my head hurt after that.
Nicolas Brandon is funny. He was really good in Kitchen Confidential. That would have been a great show if FOX didnt air the pilot of it before Baseball playoffs
*snarf voice: "Lion-O!"
*Lion-O voice: "Shut the F*uck up Snarf!"
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Having fans is wonderful, but overbearing fangirls and boys is creepy.
Hehe. But, I'm sorry to say you fail at wonder. You gave up watching the glories of a thunderstorm for TV? Are you nuts?!
*laugh* Will have to keep an eye out for him in other things, now. Wish I had seen it.
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Yeah I figured that. Two sides of a coin eh? Heh, they help you pay your bills, if they give you money for stuff. Fanboys and girls also make it bad for EVERYBODY. You can't say that you are a fan of something without them bothering you about it and other people thinking that you are a crazed fanboy/girl cause you say that you like something. *grumble*
Fail at wonder? I love thunder storms. We were tired of them cause it rained the entire vacation holiday. First day of it was "Cool! T-storm at the beach!" Day five was "Great. MORE rain at the beach." It takes the fun out of it when your week at the beach is rained out and you can't go swimming and fishing or anything else that involves electricity conductors.
True. I don't know what else he will be in soon. *keeps eyes peeled* 0.0
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Thankfully, we're geeks and don't care what people think of us. ; P
I love rain at the beach. So long as there aren't mosquitoes everywhichwhere. And frankly, I swim in storms. The lightning's chances of hitting near enough to conduct me to death are slim. : ) Though well, I don't worry over such things so much anyway.
Don't peel the eyes. It's painful.
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Ain't that right. 
I love rain but I don't to get struck by lightning. Well you are more likely to be struck by lightning while swimming than attacked by a shark. *shrugs*
Don't peel the eyes? Then how am I suppose to make goat eye witm manmilk creme soup?
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Surely, though you're more likely to get stung by a bee and die. *shrug* You can't live life worrying over what might happen. More people get hit by lightning than die in car crashes... or was it the reverse? Either way, it's a lot. Most of them probably won't die. I know a couple people who've been hit before.
Mmm, goat and such. Just sans the rest.
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Okay don't go around chasing hte goat man now. it's not goat man eye with goatman milk creme soup?
True,b ut if i can try to make myself last longer I would. *holds lightning rod in thunderstorm*
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Well, safety versus overworrying... that's a difficult one. I err on the side of "shit happens" and go have my fun. ; )
Yuck. ; (
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if it's something that can be avoided then I avoid it. But for the most part I like to try stuff.
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i''d rather keep you guessing
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Snotty little thing! Tsk! ; p
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*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
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Aw, such love and warmth to your fellow human!
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Mm, true.
Is there? I never really read Hellboy, so I wouldn't know. The mythos is pretty damn cool, though. Of course, it steals from a myriad of horror sources, at that.... I'm more of a mythology fan, and so seeing real things pop up in pop culture is always spiffy goodness. ; ) Did you horrify your fellow students, then?
And we're supposed to know that how? As your standard westerner, you're not going to find info on obscure teas from other cultures. It's really closeminded of restaurant workers, or any other informed creature, to get angry about it. The right idea would be to educate the uninformed, not act like it's their fault for never being told something, wouldn't it? Personally, I've heard it both as masala chai and spiced chai in Indian restaurants in DC. I've never, to my benefit, called it "chai tea". That for some reason always seemed ...wrong. Dunno why, but I guess I was correct. ; P Frankly, whatever their drawbacks, I like the hippies and the beatniks of the world. Without them, we'd only have pacifists, Buddhists, and moderates to look up to for a calmer mindset.
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Hellboy is really good if you like myths and supernatural stuff. It's chalk full of it. I have almost ever Hellboy graphic novel made (except for the new stuff that isn't out yet).
I didn't need Goat man to do that. I scared them by telling them about my roommate and how I know if dead people are near.
You are suppose to know this from people telling you about it. Plus all you have to do is ask about it. The people that boast about their knowledge about things usually have it wrong and refuse to get it right. Good for you for knowing that Indian Restaurants call it Masala Chai.
I've had one to many people (usually wanna be sauvy guys hitting on me) try to impress me by saying chai or chai tea (referring to masala chai). I politely correct them and then get scoffs about how they think I am wrong. Nevermind that I am Indian. How would I know? I only grew up drinking it and making it.
They are one of my least favourite people. For whatever reason they keep flocking to India (my family's home state is how a trashy tourist drugy hot spot) and I get tired of them trying to talk to me cause I'm Indian (FYI Indians dislike hippies). I remember a girl in college try to tell me about her Indian knowledge and didn't like it when I corrected her and pretty much told me I didn't know anything. Sorry for the rant. I just get tired of it cause it's the same run around stuff again and again.
BTW Funny British comedy made by British Indians called Goodness Gracious Me. They have clips on Youtube.
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I'll dig that, I think. Had I the cash to flood out for comics now, I'd go pick some up. As it is, catching up on Fables has been put on hold, even. I really never would begrudge someone their honorary tributes to good (or bad) work, and the campy occultist feel of Lovecraftian stuff is superb. Half the reason we think it's campy is simply the age, though. Society has progressed far since he wrote and socialized with Aleister Crowley and feared the cold and the sea so strenuously. I watched the Hellboy film, and while it was watchable, I couldn't know how it compared in feel to the books.
Dead folk? Do tell!
Oh, good. Though if you won't explain the dead people, you'll have to suffer me offering you stovetop spiced chai sooner than later. I'm sure I can't top your own, but I fancy it's not terrible. Maybe. Cardamom in with Earl Grey, but other spices are to taste. And if I insult you, you can throw it in my face! Dual purpose tea. ; p
You're generalizing all hippies because of the name and its connotation with dirty, new-agey, drugged out wannabe buddhists, though. They're not all like that. Maybe there ought to be a new word for the calm, easy-going, spiritualist types, but I still think they qualify as hippies. Of course, stupidity runs in all circles, and maybe you're had the misluck to run into more of that variety. *shrug*
Will look it up. Is it one of those things that would only be funny to Indians or brits, though?
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or you can be like the 14 yr old's at barnes and noble and read the books they have there
long story
i'll just throw it at your pants if you insult me.
i dont even like the calm easy-going spiritual types. even the ones from the 60's.
it's funny all around the target audience is the second generation indians but other people can relate and get the jokes.
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I was once 14.... and I never did that in the bookstore! Once in a while, I'd buy a cup of spiced chai or hot cocoaliciousness at Borders and sit in the cafe and read, but I usually ended up buying the book sometime later. Theses wretched kids today! They ruin the fun of books by reading them and not collecting them!
Oh, I wish we had a long time to sit and blather about it, then. You could always note me if you get bored one day and want to write a lengthy missive.
Ach! Pants attack!
How come, if I might ask? The 60s ones are a bit weird, I admit, but why in general?
*smiles* Ok, I'll look it up.
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I didn't do that either, If I wanted to read a book I'd either get it from the library or I bought a copy. Heh, I don't get coffee or tea there, unless I really wanted some or I happen to have a coupon. I've noticed that more people go in there to get coffee and to be seen doing their homework than actually going in there to read and buy books.
Oh and where do you work that is so wonderful that you can play games and act all geeky
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What, no stories of why you hate the hippies so?
Libraries make me very happy. *nod* Though I have this thing about owning a book, so more often than not I'll buy them too... I dunno why, but I'm a bibliophile packrat.
Meh. No matter what other people do, I don't usually bother to care. Unless it's infringing on my doing or my peace of not doing. No real reason to go into Borders for coffee or tea nowadays... they went from really good stuff over to Seattle's Best and associated brands... and that stuff is foul.
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See how they act around Indians and you'll understand why and I mean all of them not just the overy crazy ones.
I don't buy a book unless I REALLY REALLYwant it. I have a lot of books too (and games, and movies and cd's), but I don't really buy something unless I know I am going to read it again after the first read.
MAHHAHHHAHAHa! there goes half of the college population's reasont o go to borders and B-n-N to scope out people for dating/mating purposes!
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*grin* Being not remotely Indian, myself, I'll have to accompany someone sometime in a situation wherein there are hippies. Of course, I tend to events they also tend to sometimes. Shouldn't be hard.
Aw. Well, save money by such acts, certainly. I'm just a nut for bound paper of any sort. ; ) I even have a lot of blank books for future scribblings.
That's ok, they still have bars and Starbucks for that purpose.
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hheehehe i have some sketch books that have left over blank pages. (art teachers want you to start a new book for each class).
oh so you mean you go to bars and starbucks when you are not prowling the internet talking to older women?
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Wow, yeah... you... positively ancient. You sure you didn't know Amelia Earhardt or something? I'd have to be in college to be a college barfly, wouldn't I? I mean, I enjoy a night out at a pub with my friends and maybe a good celtic band, but I don't fancy bars too much. *makes face* Noisy, stinky and obnoxious. I do like prowling, though it usually involves wandering around the country late at night, and not so many older women.
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hahahahaha, i'm just closer to 30 than you are and I keep having people think I am weird since I am a woman in her 20's that likes video games, cartoons and comics and wants to create them for a living.
SCANDLE!!!
I didn't like bars either. I'm allergic to cigarettes plus I hate creepy people. That and for some reason people try to pick fights with everyone.
Wondering around in the country? Watch out for werewolves and grandmas and werewolf grandmas that will bite you with their false teeth.
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I adore how people think just because you're above 14, you aren't allowed to enjoy good work in the popular media field. Like we're all supposed to become accountants and watch baseball on the weekends. Or something... since I don't really know what OTHER people do with their brains or spare time. Me, I go outside or watch movies and read a fuckton of books. Often I go listen to music live, if I can. Mmm, have you read the Sandman comics? Art is bad, but the story is grand.
You just go on being scandalous, ok?
; P
Hey, my girlfriend is allergic to those, too! I didn't know anyone else who was. That's always unfortunate. I just hate the smell, though thankfully it doesn't give me throathives. Do you fight them when they try?
Wouldn't that be a blessing, if you had to be bitten to be bitten by fake teeth? They'd not transfer the curse or whatever it is. Though really, I'd kind of dig being a werewolf.
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That's how it is in the office that I work in on temp assignments. I hate the first day of work cause I have to explain what it is that I want to do and when they see your resume they scoff at the fact that you have a BA in art and treat you like you are stupid. Course if you say that you want to create stories for younder audiences or that you want to work in animation or comics they think you are weird. I just reply, well ADULTS create them. Ugh, I am so glad that I don't fit in the normal human mold. I'd go crazy if i had a regular desk job and the only highlight of my weekend is to watch a sports match on tv. Oh and you can't tell people that you like to read either or that you like watching PBS or Discovery Channel.
Yeah I'm reading Sandman. Checked them out from the library.
You'd like that wouldn't you
Yeah it's not as common, people think that I am making it up cause cigarette smell bad. I get stuffed up to the point I can't breath.
Nah I just outwit them plus I make them look like assholes so their girls can get mad at them. Some guy tried to pick a fight with me once to impress a girl he was with. How low are you that you have to pick a fight with a GIRL that is taller than you just to impress another girl that you want to bonk later. She'd be stupid to do him anyway for that.
I think it's just the dreaded thought of being nibbled by someone's grandma. Werewolf eh? I wonder if your gf would mind the fleas and the hair everywhere or pissing to mark your terratory. Oh wait you already do that.
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Here's what I do: refuse to justify myself. ; P It's no use trying to explain a sense of wonder at the world and at art to someone who lost theirs and buries the remains under pop television and beer. And personally, I'd love to illustrate kids stuff. Though... I honestly don't like kids very much as themselves.
Did you catch the Planet Earth special? That was awesome possum.
Good show!
Well, it's either you remain interesting or I'd be sad to see you were really just as bland as the masses. I somehow doubt this, though.
Hrm. I'm allergic to cashews. Which sucks. Though at least I can't breathe them in at a bar.
And anyone who'd pick a fight with a girl unless that girl first threatened with blade or barrel... they're the utmost loser kin and deserve pain.
How would YOU know, missy?
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True, a door knob understands it better. the same goes for talkig about food or history. Kids stuff is fun to design and there are some better stuff out there that isn't mindless poke-digi-mon crap. I like kids that are well behaved. I hate brats especially when you see where they get their behaviour from (parents).
I didn't. I don't have cable. not like i spend too much time watching telly.
I think i'd go crazy if I became bland. 
aww but cashews are tastey and so is the fruit attacted to it. Tree nut allergies?
Seriously, who picks a fight with a girl and to use that to impress another girl? He looked like a loser and was on esctasy.
hehehe just guessing.
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It always was, I imagine... we just had societal norms to enforce behavior to some degree way back when... religion and mass-belief are fading in the West these days. I say it's good, but it means that families become more important in creating functional human creatures.
And the media. Of whom we're part, making art and kids books and games. Influence is OURS! Ahahahaha.
Good good. ; ) Stay that way. And no, no allergies to any other nut. Just cashew. The fruit attached to it is POISONOUS, isn't it? Related to Poison Ivy and all that.
*shrug* Smack him with a bat?
You keep doing that. You'd have to spend time in person to figure out if you're spot on or way off.
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and the kids were better back then. The world is too secular now. Too many people not knowing right from wrong and have nothing to teach their kids. so their kids grow up into adults with no sense of morals. and the world goes to pot. there aren't even families any more. less people are having them in the west.
Guess I better put in my good influence. muahahahahahahaha!
no the fruit isn't poisonous. you can eat the fruit and make juice and fenni out of it (liquor).
thought that was for zombies only?
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I don't agree that secularism has anything to do with lack of morals. Morality can be engendered and trained without a religion behind it. I'm not a religious person, and I know that murdering your friends or stealing your neighbor's car are horrible and contrary things to do. They're wrong because they infringe on another's right to exist or right to pursue happiness, not necessarily because some book says so, law or no law. There's no law against war, but generally speaking it's pretty wrong too. It just requires that the families do it responsibly, and not get lazy and allow society at large to train their offspring. Society at large has NEVER been moral or upright. The mob is senseless, according to Rome. Less people should have families, I think. World's overcrowded as it is, and most people who HAVE kids aren't in a position to raise them well.
*grin*
Huh. Have to forgo trying that... don't wanna die.
Bats are good for all people.
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i think families need to teach their kids about somethings and not government (i.e. sex ed). Football coaches who can't even spell parts of the body do not need to be teaching it.
it's just an overall lack of morals in general. how many cases today involve someone who murdered their spouse just to be with another person? I dont agree with cheating and two timing people ,but murdering them is just sick. plus why would you wnat to be with someone if you know that they have cheated on someone? they might even cheat on you.
yes bats are and cricket bats are best on zombies
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That's true, but sadly most families don't. Too embarassed if nothing else.
I don't know about that.... it always confused me as to what in gods name made killing someone a good way of getting out of a relationship. But some people are just crazy. Or crazed. Which isn't the same, quite. Frankly, I want a well-adjusted yet wonderseeking creature who'll not murder me in my sleep. O.o
Or flame throwers!
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and those people should think twice about breeding
dont ask me. there have been too many in the news lately. just break up with them. none the less the person that they are cheating with is even crazier for being with someone that is taken. What makes you think they are going to be faithful to you?
mmmm flame thrower.. my rpg weapon of choice
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