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Published: 2010-05-05 22:11:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 1768; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 30
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You know it's true.God is a moron. He would hardcode reproduction into our DNA, make sex feel good, hang a pecker on a guy and then say 'you have to wait till you get married'.
Epic Fail.
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You're right. Because he does not exist.
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Well, I'm a christian I believe in Jesus christ as my savior.
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That's fine. I'm pragmatic and don't believe in fairy tales.
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(+1 Truffleberry)
and awesome work, correct and catchy.
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*applaudes* yo, thats pretty kickass... and true.
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I don't think he's an idiot, I think mankind too quickly said that he didn't make mistakes and then they can't protect the statement when this crap happens. Of course God makes mistakes, he put the Tree of Good and Evil at the middle of the damn garden and said "No Touchy." Either he's setting everyone up for a torturous life of failure or he made a mistake or two.
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Well, he did neglect Cain, favor Abel, and then get pissed when Cain lost it.
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why would he create something he needed to test? If he's all powerful he should have made us right the first time. As well if he's all knowing he should have saw it coming. He wants to send people to hell, God sucks.
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ha ha! and what "intelligent design" do you think you have to rival the logic of god? just sayin...
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Well given that there is no God...
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^ he has a good point
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Lol. Oooh.. That was fun to read. I'll have to read it again so I can laugh more.
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Clearly, that is a very near sighted statement :S
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You sure? I'd examine the evidence at hand if I were you
1) You have a dick (or possibly you don't, if you're a girl)
2) It's hard-coded into your genes to have sex (to reproduce)
3) It feels good.
An intelligent designer (capable of anything) would mak it so sex were only actually possible after marriage.
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I understand that perfectly, but you are failing to see the whole picture.
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Just curious, but what is the whole picture?
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We have what we have for different reasons, saying that god is a moron for giving us what we have is like complaining of stain on a shredded dress :S
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I'm not sure I follow 
Personally the only reason I see why we have sex organs is for sex. Sex feels good to ensure we have sex, and thus have children and/or keep healthy relationships with our mate. That is the biological purpose behind it.
Forgetting the original comment of god being a moron, my questions are still what is the "whole picture".
And why would god give you the capability to have sex, make it physically and chemically one of the most pleasing feelings you can experiences you can have and give you extreme animal urges to mate, then tell you that you will go to hell and be punished to of the rest of time if you act on them? Where a simple alternative would be to make you able to have sex only once you've married. Especially if god is capable of anything and everything?
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Because you are not only ruled by desire and instincts, you are a sum all of all of that, saying that as an excuse is well, not an excuse
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^^I agree with you, good sir.
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So what you're saying is god says not to do it so we shouldn't? Even though god, who is all knowing of every possible outcome of any possible situation, knows you will still do it and is going to punish you for doing so.
What I'm saying here is, why bother leaving it to free will when you already know the outcome and are going to punish those who you already know won't listen. Wouldn't it make more sense to skip rule giving and make it an anatomical feature?
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Well god does not knows the outcome of every possible situations, sorry but that is a common myth, you can check on the bible if you do not believe me, second, god does not says no, he says that you can under certain circumstances, and again, even tough he does says that you SHOULD NOT, he does not forbid you of doing so, that is up to you (to do what is right or wrong is up to you) and finally, he will not punish you for having sex, again that is a myth (he will not punish you unless you were a REALLY REALLY REALLY bad person, you can also check on the bible for that), he has laid out a set of rules and is up to you to follow them (or not), at the "end of the day" you will be judged to see if you were a good person or not.
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To be honest there are way too many versions of the bible (or other equally credible holly books) to have any idea whats true or myth. I've personally been told I'm going to hell and "I need saving" on several occasions because I don't follow one version or another (I'm actually agnostic so I don't follow any holy text). I'm familiar with the your version, but I have read versions that bluntly state that god is an all knowing being. I've read some that say he can and will punish you for any sin, and I've read some that say that even Hitler and other evil men are in heaven because they believe in god.
Personally my plan has always been to be the most decent person I can. I've done a lot of "soul searching" in my short life and I know for sure that no matter what god is the true god, if there is a god, I do not fear him or his punishment. I know I've done what I felt is right.
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You are right on the version, that is why is best to get one of the newest revisions based on direct translations of the old hebrew texts rather that the normal "canonical" revisions based on translated latin texts.
You are not going to hell pal, nobody is as there is no hell, but again, you can check that on any revision of the bible, as well as what i told you early about the other stuff being myths and there are a lot more, if you want to, check any bible, any.
People does not go to heaven either, that is another myth, i know it might sound strange but that is the truth, any bible says so too (for real!), nobody can make you believe in anything because you need to do that yourself, otherwise it is pointless.
Well i am a regular person but i can tell you that you are not going to hell and that god will not punish you, but DO remember that he will be judging all of us some day, based on what we did on our lives.
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occasionally, it happens to run into herpes related acts of communication
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That's just people's stupidity in not taking precautions.
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yup
seven billions prove that
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Which still is a good average... for now... XD
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there's not such thing as good average
there is good, there is bad and the nuances inbetween
average is worse than everything above - the constant of death
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Hmmm... but then, what is average? *gets philosophical*
Meh, I'm just messing around...
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a norm that represents nobody and tries to please everyone
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I know XD
I'm just talking nonsense by now...
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it is like the example with the individual who had implanted an electrode in their pleasure controlling brain center and couldn't abstain from charging it
the "problem" is:
no one gets born with an electrode in their brain:
we be complex like that... maybe by choice.
freedom is earned not imposed and the easiest way to lose it is to attempt to control it.
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