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My Little Pony - HasbroArt / Scarletta VonHoof - Me
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Scarletta: What would make you think I'm anything BUT a normal earth pony?
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Scarletta: Im a vampire because I like bats?
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Seth: Explain the sharp teeth then.
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Scarletta: Honestly? How many ponies have you met with fangs before? I have met many do to having worked with a circus for years. Its not that uncommon.
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Seth: I have met many ponies with fangs, but never any in this universe.
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Scarletta: How about Fang? The kirin? or Metalica? or Nether Storm? or Rider?
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Seth: That's not important. Β The real important thing is that you're a vampire.
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Scarletta: I am not a vampire!
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Seth: Listen... I promise to keep your little vampire thing a secret, alright?*smiles*
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Scarletta: Im not a bucking vampire you jerk.
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Seth: And I'm going to keep it a secret.
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Scarletta: What in Equestria would make you think Im a vampire?
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Scarletta: So your telling me that your basically a racist?
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Seth: How do you know I'm racist?
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Scarletta: Because you keep insisting I am a vampire although I am telling you over and over again I am not!
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Seth: Okay I'm sorry.(she's still a vampire though)
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Seth: Then why would I say it?
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Scarletta: TO try to calm me down. Vat is why you vould say it.
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Seth: That's not the only reason.
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Scarletta: *Narrows her eyes* Im leaving
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Seth: See ya later, friend.*smiles*
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Scarletta: I am not your friend.
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Seth: Well the least I could do is make it up to you.
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Scarletta: I dont care really.
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Seth: So.... all I just do is say sorry and that's it?
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Scarletta: Sorry doesnt cut it but I wont force you to do me favors.
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Seth: It's not just a bunch of favors. Β It's me trying to gain your respect.
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Scarletta: Now vat is a lost cause.
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Seth: You see it as that, but I see it as anΒ opportunity.
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Totally normal...if you dont count her weird likes and dislikes.
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Yeah and the blood red eyes and fangs that kinda scream vampire, er, vampony. I don't know which is preferred.
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Either is correct.
But shes toootally not a vampire...
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You sure about that?...
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Yup.
Absolutely 100%
<_< >_>
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Why do you not sound so sure?...she's a vamp isn't she?
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Well you don't sound very sure. And she did bare her fangs at Gaia and Azure.
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Yeah she's a vamp.
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Of course she is.
Its just youll never hear that from her.
She refuses to admit it and makes an excuse for all her quirks.
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Well I guess I can understand that. She's afraid the public will attack her if they know isn't she?
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Indeed. She would lose her job.
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Must be hard for her sometimes.
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Mainly because she has to come up with intricate lies on her several vampiric quirks.
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Yeah. Well tell her if she needs any help at all I'm always willing to assist.
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Speaking of. How did she become a vamp to begin with?
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