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JazzlasterBoris In reply to ??? [2011-09-03 13:54:32 +0000 UTC]

Aaaawwwwwwwww Yeeeeaaaaaah.

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DumpsterKid In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2011-09-03 16:44:13 +0000 UTC]

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to DumpsterKid [2011-09-13 02:50:41 +0000 UTC]

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DumpsterKid In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2011-09-13 03:07:17 +0000 UTC]

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to DumpsterKid [2011-09-13 03:09:48 +0000 UTC]

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DumpsterKid In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2011-09-13 03:19:45 +0000 UTC]

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-15 10:45:29 +0000 UTC]

Nope.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-15 16:23:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-18 00:35:20 +0000 UTC]

Why? Does it say that?

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-18 00:36:48 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-18 00:38:50 +0000 UTC]

Where? I demand its location!

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-18 00:51:24 +0000 UTC]

Inside my head.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-18 01:00:34 +0000 UTC]

You elude my physiological capture yet again, Eggs Bandicoot, but one day...your uppance will come.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-18 01:07:31 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-18 01:59:48 +0000 UTC]

That was entirely unintentional, but if it were a clue, what would it allude to? Me having burning nipples? Hardly.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-18 02:02:55 +0000 UTC]

That's a possibility.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-19 05:06:17 +0000 UTC]

Or perhaps that my heart is black and shriveled like an undeveloped Hershey's kiss-making machine.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-19 05:18:37 +0000 UTC]

THAT'S SOOO BAD-ASS! I DON'T LIKE THAT IDEA.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-19 05:32:22 +0000 UTC]

It would make a farting noise instead of a kissing one.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-19 05:34:21 +0000 UTC]

I don't like toilet jokes, but that's a good idea.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-19 05:37:55 +0000 UTC]

Well, me neither. I was just reacting naturally to the metaphorical phenomena.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-19 05:41:27 +0000 UTC]

And what do you think about breaking the 4th wall?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-19 05:50:33 +0000 UTC]

It's been broken so many times, it takes a full twelve rolls of duct tape to put it back together.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-19 05:52:45 +0000 UTC]

I had to use like 15 once.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-19 05:58:23 +0000 UTC]

It is a difficult practice.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-19 05:59:44 +0000 UTC]

Yes. I broke the 3rd wall once, too.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-19 06:02:53 +0000 UTC]

That's medicinal.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-19 06:05:37 +0000 UTC]

Yeah? Why?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-20 02:25:56 +0000 UTC]

Walls are medicinal. They're the veins of buildings.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-20 02:29:22 +0000 UTC]

And what about the floors?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-20 02:33:22 +0000 UTC]

...Intestinal lining.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-20 02:37:40 +0000 UTC]

Very interesting. And the windows?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-20 20:53:45 +0000 UTC]

Pores.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-20 20:58:07 +0000 UTC]

And the doors?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-20 21:04:49 +0000 UTC]

Orifices.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-20 21:14:37 +0000 UTC]

Oh.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-21 00:36:49 +0000 UTC]

The roof? The scalp. The chimney? The anus. The garage? The mouth. The yard? The bodily hair. The siding? The flesh. The studs? The skeleton. I got this whole thing mapped out.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-21 00:39:00 +0000 UTC]

And what about the antenna?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-22 22:51:52 +0000 UTC]

The eyes and ears.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-23 03:13:59 +0000 UTC]

I thought it would be a hat.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-23 22:46:50 +0000 UTC]

No, those'd be the shingles. Or a rain tarp if you want to protect your house from the rain, which is like defending a fly from germs.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-23 23:03:30 +0000 UTC]

Or a building from Katrina.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-25 02:45:36 +0000 UTC]

Or a black guy from the police.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-25 02:47:44 +0000 UTC]

Why him?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-25 03:04:58 +0000 UTC]

He deserved it.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-25 03:05:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh, yeah! I'll improve my evil laugh as soon as possible.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-27 00:08:04 +0000 UTC]

Let it be so.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-02-27 00:12:29 +0000 UTC]

What about yours?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-02-27 01:01:31 +0000 UTC]

I shall sum up my answer to that question with a link to a youtube video:

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...It is odd.

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