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Published: 2009-08-06 01:07:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 1895; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 7
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Ten points to the person who can conjur up the most immersive analogy.Related content
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So, a thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters will eventually write all the great works of literature? Ha! An army of octopi could do the same 4 times as fast!
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Not to mention they're much more cuddly and less likely to fling feces.
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The more efficient choice for any publishing company slash aquarium!
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I want one. ...
What kind of stories a octopus can write?
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Stories of love, compassion, and romance...with other octopi.
Therefore, tentacle hentai.
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hummm,
That could explain A LOT of things...
Nice job
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I was more thinking about the hentai tentacle concept... But, yeah, maybe that too XD
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Ergonomics are important, you know.
Keep the back straight and hinged during the workable hours.
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Yes, that's true. I perfectly agrre with you. We should start a club of ergonomics fans, or something on facebook...
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Already tried that. Apparently, nobody's a fan of being not on fire.
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What sort of stories does this octopus write? I'm very interested.
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Mostly H.P. Lovecraft-style Cthulhu propaganda, but, under the right circumstances, he will produce lovely Shakespearean sonnets.
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could it be like a tuna on a palm-pilot? does it represent your difficult childhood? is it pre-op or post-op? fuck it. it's cool.
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It means there's going to be slime on the keys, which gets you a very disgusting essay.
Haha, no. No, I can do better than that.
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it could be an interesting essay. if it was an essay on slime, it would go with the theme.
whatever, i likee it.
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Ya can't just hand in a paper slathered in saliva. It's not right!
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you've been brainwashed by modern society to think that!
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I'm not one to argue with a notion such as that, but a notion such as that simply must be argued upon by someone such as me!
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aye, 'tis the crux of the matter....
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Crux. Crux...Cr...Crutch?
You callin' me disabled? I find this notion unlikeable in my domain.
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quite a mix-up. i didn't mean to offend, i merely came here to win those 10 points so i could finally buy that mansion.
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That's dandy of you. However, the contest for the succession of those ten points has long been overdue. Now, I let others submit analogies simply for the sport of it.
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well that's just great. allowing hard-working analogy writers to write analogies and not even giving them imaginary compensation....
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...Well...
...I...guess I could hook you up with a few points...
But don't let it get to your head. Use 'em wisely.
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i most certainly will.
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in the hizzle fo' rizzle?
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i do believe you just said that.
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Oh my. I did, didn't I? Beg pardon.
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Now, back to business.
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Backstreet brain surgery.
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oh... do you get dental?
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That and free background music.
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that sounds just swell. here i was thinking my boring little job of costuming pirates was the job for me, and then you come along and blow my mind with these new possibilities!
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There's a whole other world out there, flunkyplunkr, you just gotta find it and grab it by the conkers!
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well fluck me, thanks for opening my eyes.
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so, all putting-ls-where-they-do-not-belong-ing aside, how do i get into that business?
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You need to be well-liked.
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well, my dependence on the internet obviously blows that plan apart.
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Well, you certainly can't request an occupation obligation when you're too busy whining on slashdot.
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i guess i never thought that backstreet brain-surgeons would need people's skills.
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More often than not. Charismatic suggestionism is a must for avoiding John Q. Law.
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