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Ten points to the person who can conjur up the most immersive analogy.Related content
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rules the vast majority of the world, and parts of the moon.
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Yes, the weeaboos are awfully widely spread these days.
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indeed. how about them yankees?
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Dem damn space yankees from up north in space.
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i think i'll have the a-si-an salad. is that, like, from up south in japania?
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that's good enuff fer me.
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bradley? is that you? YES MOM.
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76 trombones led the big parade, with 110 coronets close at hand!
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you know, some cultures are defined by their relationship with cheese.
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Those are the most peculiar cultures, I have heard.
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ah, to live in a world in which cheese was all that mattered. i suppose you could argue that we do... but what about the lactose intolerant?
.... i need more sleep.
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Go get some sleep. I have evolved out of the need for any form of after-daytime hibernation.
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doesn't it seem illogical to go to sleep at night? that seems like going to sleep when you're at your most vulnerable.
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Yes, mankind should do itself a favor and evolve to be more nocturnal. However, then the criminals would be out and about during the day. Quite a complex problem to solve...
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easier to see, though.
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Point made. However, they'd still eventually find a way to take our spanking-new ferraris out of commission.
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and what a tragedy that would be. we'd have to make do with porsches.
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Those criminals are a crafty bunch, aren't they? Maybe one day they'll devise an invisibility-cloak-type-thing. That's how they'll steal during the day.
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i didn't know that criminals are all so connected. must be nice to belong to a community that would share the secret of invisibility with you. maybe they're all wizards....... with cloaks.........and wands...............
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Why would wizards with cloaks and wands waste their time with petty larceny?
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Yes, people will waste massive amounts of time and money over the latest fashions.
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yep. luckily there are intelligent people like me who, instead of going out and buying things, spend all their time talking to people they don't really know on the computer.
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Without us, this generation would be one gigantic rebel without a cause.
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right. lethargy evens it out.
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...With an iron fist.
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a cellophane shoulder-blade.
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Metallic metacarpals.
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satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.
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Buddha, bring upon brittle back bonanzas.
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was it a bar, or a bat i saw?
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