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Published: 2009-08-06 01:07:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 1895; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 7
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Ten points to the person who can conjur up the most immersive analogy.Related content
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However, you know it happened, and that's all that really matters.
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i think i have a magnet that says that somewhere.
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You should find it. He has the right idea.
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that is a sound opinion.
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Perhaps a second opinion should be provided to further motivate you.
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but where do we find such an opinion?
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That is exactly what I wish to find out.
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just let me grab my pipe.
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Let's feed some dreams through it.
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only if they're the dreams of small children.
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Yes, the confusing ones fueled by the indecent combination of sugary soft drinks and overactive hormones.
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ones involving deep dark mazes and tellie tubbies.
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With phallic symbols instead of their usual antennae.
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you mean those aren't phallic symbols? and i thought they were all so happy to see me.
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They'd have awfully skewed ideas of sexuality, I imagine.
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i suppose. that damn tinky winky. making it seem like it was okay for a man to carry a purse. preposterous!
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Thinking that speedoes were manly and concealant of homosexually appealing features...bah!
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tinky winky said that?
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Yes. He's not right in the head.
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but you can't blame him, really. not with that huge tumor sticking out of it.
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He's got a face like an eggplant.
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nuh, a body like and eggplant. his face looks like.... soap.
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Let's just agree that it looks like a soapy eggplant.
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agreed. a soapy eggplant with a tumor.
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i'd've thought he'd have some concealer in his purse.
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His skin actually produces concealer naturally.
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what superpowers do the others have?
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Jimmy has rotating eyelids, Cathy has a bellybutton that extends into a steel winch, and Roger has the ability to make his name end with a Y at will, thus rendering him Rogery, his sexy and hyperintelligent alter-ego.
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to think that i haven't heard of these amazing powers before.
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They're very secretive.
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what do they secrete?
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Gelatin, I suppose. It's greenish.
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lime flavored, no doubt.
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Either that or avocado.
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makes sense. never liked them anyway.
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Disgusting alligator pears.
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repulsive mossy green beans.
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Wrinkly, hardly delectable excuses for fruits.
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decrepit, high-fructose vegetable matter.
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Bilge-worthy, octane-soaked boll weevil nourishment.
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detestable, fetid mulch slathered in turpetine.
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Decrepit collagen-injected carpet solvents swollen to a spit-shined sheen.
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congealed, enzyme depleting-wait. wasn't this somehow about vegetables?
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hmm. physical or metaphysical?
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