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Published: 2017-01-26 21:21:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 18333; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 26
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Description The Constitution (The Lone Ranger) as City of Troro.

Engine Eddie (Little Engine That Could books) as Duck.

Montana (Play Safe) as Gordon.


A special train arrived one morning. Engine Eddie gased in awe at it.

"Who's that?" asked Tille.

"That's the Constitution," Engine Eddie replied.

"Consta-who?" said Choo Choo Charlie.

"Constitution," Engine Eddie corrected. "He's famous."

"For what?" asked Lucy Locomotive.

"He helped the great wild western hero, the Lone Ranger, stop an evil minded villan," explained Engine Eddie. "And he also set a record for going a hundred miles an hour. He's my hero."

"Wow!" Lucy Locomotive exclaimed. "You should go talk to him.

"Oh, he's probably too famous to even notice me," Engine Eddie replied, modestly.

"Well we're not gonna let you pass the opportunity," Choo Choo Charlie declared. "Right, girls?"

"Right!" replied the twin engines.

And before Engine Eddie knew it, his three siblings buffered up behind and promptly pushed him up to Constitution.

"He-he-hello," he studdered.

"Hello to you," the famous engine chuckled.

"Can you tell us how you helped the Lone Ranger stop the power hungry villan, Latham Cole?" Engine Eddie asked.

"Of course," replied Constitution. "I always enjoy telling it."

And he told the four engines about his heroic deed. He then told it to the other engines. They were all very fond of Constitution and sad when he left next morning. Well...almost all the engines.

"Good riddins!" grumbled Montana. "Chattering all night, keeping important engines like me awake, who does he think he is?"

"He's the famous Constitution," Engine Eddie said.

"As famous as me?" Montana asked.

"He's famouser than you, Montana," Tille said, sternly.

"For what?" said Montana.

"He helped the Lone Ranger and he set a record for going a hundred miles an hour long before you," said Choo Choo Charlie.

"So he said," Montana scoffed. "But I didn't like his looks, he's missing one of his domes."

"So, he lost it helping the Lone Ranger," Engine Eddie explained.

"That's just an exscuse," Β said Montana. "'Never trust a domeless engine' that's what I say. And I'm not one to bost, but I'd say a hundred miles an hour would be easy for me." and he puffed away.

Later Engine Eddie brought so trucks to Johnny's station.

"Hello, Eddie," greated Johnny. "The Constitution pasted by earlier, he whistled to me. Wasn't he kind?"

"Oh, yes, he's the best," replied Engine Eddie. "If only that stuck up Montana would think so." and he told Johnny what Montana has said.

"Just ignore him," Johnny advised. "Montana's only jealous. He's thinks no engine should be famous but him," then he looked past Engine Eddie. "And speaking of Montana, here he comes now."

Engine Eddie looked back. And sure enough Montana came thundering down the track, going very fast, his wheels pounding the rails.

"He did it, I'll do it," he chanted as he raced past and was gone.

Johnny winked at Engine Eddie. "He's trying to break Constitution's record," he laughed.

"He'd better slow down before he knocks himself to bits," retorted Engine Eddie. "I heard something on his boiler rattle when he went by."

Meanwhile Montana was still speeding along the line.

"Slow down! Slow down!" shouted the coaches. "We're not running a race."

"We are then," Montana muttered to himself. But pretty soon Montana heard the rattling Engine Eddie heard earlier. "What's that sound?" he wondered. Before realizing where it was coming from. "My dome is rattling. It must be loose, I'd better go slower."

But when he puffed across the bridge he met the wind. But it was no ordinary wind, it was Windy, the whistling wind. She had overheard Montana's rude remarks about Constitution, not to mention the rattling from his loose dome, and desided to teach him a lesson.

Montana thought she wanted to blow him off the bridge.

"No you don't!" he protested.

But Windy had other ideas. She blew at Montana's boiler until his loose dome flew off and into the river below.

"My dome!" cried Montana.

"Oh, no! Did I do that?" Windy said sarcastically. "Surves you right for being so stuck up." And just to make Montana uncomfortable, she blew through the hole where his dome should be.

Things only got worse to come for Montana. When he arrived at the station everyone laughed at him. Montana tried to wheeesh them away with his steam or drive them off by blowing his whistle but they crowded round no mater what he did.

"I hope the shed is empty tonight," grumbled Montana as he made his way back. But all the engines were there waiting for him.

"'Never trust a domeless engine' that's what I say," mocked Choo Choo Charlie.

"Well who's domeless now?" Engine Eddie remarked.

Montana said nothing. Infact he never spoke of domeless engines ever again.
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LeonardLeoLionheart [2023-02-26 20:27:52 +0000 UTC]

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jebens1 In reply to LeonardLeoLionheart [2023-02-27 00:49:51 +0000 UTC]

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LeonardLeoLionheart In reply to jebens1 [2023-02-27 01:11:39 +0000 UTC]

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TheJaLeonard [2022-07-10 18:19:51 +0000 UTC]

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Tonypilot [2021-04-07 09:47:22 +0000 UTC]

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GamprHabanero [2018-11-08 07:16:12 +0000 UTC]

Montana is pretty much engine LEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JEEEEENKIIIIIINS.

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chrisjohson781 [2018-07-04 05:06:27 +0000 UTC]

(Gasps) Never trust Domeless Engines, said a voice from somewhere behind him. They aren’t respectable.

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TB7Studios [2017-01-27 06:25:23 +0000 UTC]

As much as I adore the illustration of this, I can't help but ask how this qualifies as a parody.

Not trying to sound mean or anything, but how is it a parody if it's just a character recast?

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jebens1 In reply to TB7Studios [2017-01-31 21:32:46 +0000 UTC]

parody, recast, the're both the same.

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TB7Studios In reply to jebens1 [2017-01-31 21:34:25 +0000 UTC]

I hate to break it to you, but that is entirely not true. How can it be a parody if it's just the same scenario but with different characters? What's the joke?

Although I must say these drawings are pretty good.

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jebens1 In reply to TB7Studios [2017-02-01 16:38:14 +0000 UTC]

To me it doesn't really matter if it's a parody or recast. I'm just doing what Tonypilot did.

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TB7Studios In reply to jebens1 [2017-02-01 17:47:18 +0000 UTC]

Well okay then. I think it's best that we just end it here. But honestly, this really shouldn't be called a parody if there's no joke to it.

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