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Do you have trouble multitasking? Do you find yourself overwhelmed by work and/or family? Are you shy and in need of friendship and intimacy? Do you want a life partner who understands you completely and will always be by your side? These all sound like problems which could be solved with a clone, but clones are expensive, unreliable, and the legal process can be a nightmare! There must be a better way!

Introducing, Get-A-Head™! Through use of complex cybernetics and artificial intelligence technology, we create a perfect copy of your head and neck which is then painlessly grafted onto your body in minutes! Get-a-Head™ is ideal for parents and guardians who need a little extra help keeping track of their kids, as well as office workers, healthcare workers, foodservice employees, cashiers, drivers, and so many more!

Here’s how it works! First, we use the 3D Bio-Scanner to create a completely accurate 3D model of your head, including your brain. This model is then sent to Get-A-Headquarters™ and 3D-printed over a basic skeletal frame, creating a perfect robotic replica of your head! You won’t be able to find a difference! Finally, we ship your Get-A-Head™ to your doorstep, ready for installation!

Unlike the crude cybernetic installation methods of the past, Get-A-Head™ can be easily installed by the recipient! Simply calibrate your preferred settings and mount your Get-A-Head™ roughly where you want it on your body! Get-A-Head then uses advanced nanite technology to fuse itself onto your body, painlessly altering your skeletal structure and organs to comfortably accommodate both you and your Get-A-Head™ in any arrangement you like!

Next, you can set up your Get-A-Head™’s artificial brain using a variety of options! Default Mode will use AI Learning technology to get to know you and replicate your personality. It’s like having another “you”! Alternatively, you can use one of Get-A-Head™’s Personality Presets! Just to name a few:

Wingman - Have trouble making friends and keeping up a conversation? Select the Wingman Personality and your Get-A-Head™ will turn you into a social butterfly!

Confidante – Need someone to talk to who will offer useful advice and always keep your secrets? Select the Confidante Personality and you’ll always have the equivalent of a licensed therapist by your side!

Busybody – Need to take a break but always lack the time? Select the Busybody Personality, a hard worker who will assume control of your body and take care of your duties with superhuman efficiency while you rest for as long as you need!

Secretary - Get-A-Head™ can be connected to the Internet using Get-A-Head™ Live, allowing it to act as a virtual assistant! Surf the web, get easy tech support for your Get-A-Head™, and connect with other users!

Countless other presets are also available!

Right now, we're offering the Get-A-Head™ at an all-time low price of $1995.95, plus shipping and handling. That's about 1/850th the price of a full clone! But wait, there’s more! If you use the promo code 2HRBTRT1 at checkout, you can get a second Get-A-Head for five dollars off! Get-A-Head™ makes a great gift for a friend or loved one! Have fun mixing and matching your Get-A-Heads™! If you want, you can even install multiple Get-A-Heads™ on one person!
The possibilities are endless! Just imagine what you can do with the convenience of Get-A-Head™! Call 1-800-GET-HEAD and you’ll be HEADED for a great future!

Compatible with Gimme-A-Hand™. More than three simultaneous installations not recommended. Not compatible with third-party extranumerary cybernetics. Batteries not included. Must be 18 or older to order.

Description

Do you have trouble multitasking? Do you find yourself overwhelmed by work and/or family? Are you shy and in need of friendship and intimacy? Do you want a life partner who understands you completely and will always be by your side? These all sound like problems which could be solved with a clone, but clones are expensive, unreliable, and the legal process can be a nightmare! There must be a better way!

Introducing, Get-A-Head™! Through use of complex cybernetics and artificial intelligence technology, we create a perfect copy of your head and neck which is then painlessly grafted onto your body in minutes! Get-a-Head™ is ideal for parents and guardians who need a little extra help keeping track of their kids, as well as office workers, healthcare workers, foodservice employees, cashiers, drivers, and so many more!

Here’s how it works! First, we use the 3D Bio-Scanner to create a completely accurate 3D model of your head, including your brain. This model is then sent to Get-A-Headquarters™ and 3D-printed over a basic skeletal frame, creating a perfect robotic replica of your head! You won’t be able to find a difference! Finally, we ship your Get-A-Head™ to your doorstep, ready for installation!

Unlike the crude cybernetic installation methods of the past, Get-A-Head™ can be easily installed by the recipient! Simply calibrate your preferred settings and mount your Get-A-Head™ roughly where you want it on your body! Get-A-Head then uses advanced nanite technology to fuse itself onto your body, painlessly altering your skeletal structure and organs to comfortably accommodate both you and your Get-A-Head™ in any arrangement you like!

Next, you can set up your Get-A-Head™’s artificial brain using a variety of options! Default Mode will use AI Learning technology to get to know you and replicate your personality. It’s like having another “you”! Alternatively, you can use one of Get-A-Head™’s Personality Presets! Just to name a few:

Wingman - Have trouble making friends and keeping up a conversation? Select the Wingman Personality and your Get-A-Head™ will turn you into a social butterfly!

Confidante – Need someone to talk to who will offer useful advice and always keep your secrets? Select the Confidante Personality and you’ll always have the equivalent of a licensed therapist by your side!

Busybody – Need to take a break but always lack the time? Select the Busybody Personality, a hard worker who will assume control of your body and take care of your duties with superhuman efficiency while you rest for as long as you need!

Secretary - Get-A-Head™ can be connected to the Internet using Get-A-Head™ Live, allowing it to act as a virtual assistant! Surf the web, get easy tech support for your Get-A-Head™, and connect with other users!

Countless other presets are also available!

Right now, we're offering the Get-A-Head™ at an all-time low price of $1995.95, plus shipping and handling. That's about 1/850th the price of a full clone! But wait, there’s more! If you use the promo code 2HRBTRT1 at checkout, you can get a second Get-A-Head for five dollars off! Get-A-Head™ makes a great gift for a friend or loved one! Have fun mixing and matching your Get-A-Heads™! If you want, you can even install multiple Get-A-Heads™ on one person!
The possibilities are endless! Just imagine what you can do with the convenience of Get-A-Head™! Call 1-800-GET-HEAD and you’ll be HEADED for a great future!

Compatible with Gimme-A-Hand™. More than three simultaneous installations not recommended. Not compatible with third-party extranumerary cybernetics. Batteries not included. Must be 18 or older to order.