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Published: 2017-11-03 01:24:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 2641; Favourites: 61; Downloads: 36
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Description The Veeblefitzer - LippschtickΒ  VeLi-651 "Wotan" fighter-bomber.
Powered with a single 2,200 hp DB-66011 motor, turbo-supercharged, which could propel the craft to over 420mph, and armed with 4 x 35mm "Mo'Fo" auto cannon, the "Wotan" proved to be a dangerous adversary, late in the seemingly endless wars of the mid-late 20th Century, Alt' Universe, that, I, the artist, just immediately dreamed up.
The weight of the machine was carried on the single, central, robust landing gear, while the twin vertical stabilizers provided the necessary outer-craft stabilizing support.
The main weight-bearing landing gear retracted and deployed forward and backwards, into and out of the fuselage.
The twin vertical stabilizers, each,Β  housed a retractable wheel that was retracted up, and then down, for take-off and landing.
Entering and exiting the craft was a chore, as a ladder was needed, with ground support personnel.
The frame-work was mostly made of wood, in order to conserve metal resources.
Each cannon came supplied with 60 rpg's.
A single, well placed hit, could bring down an enemy fighter, and a few direct hits, could bring down an enemy bomber, quite easily.
Pictured, here in the visible illustration, that you are now viewing, in front of your eyes, and that which your brain is now processing, is the personnel craft of Capt'. Haufft G. Schlooghmann, who flew this machine for 923 sorties, and claimed over 472 and 1/2 victories over the evil Illuminati Air Force (IAF), which was, on behave of the evil Conspiratorial Revolutionary Alliance Programs, (CRAPS), attempting the rule the world, by brainwashing the world's populations, into believing, that "I Love Lucy", the TV series, was THE living word of God!
And that's the truth! Plllp'plll'pllllh!
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Comments: 7

Bispro [2018-09-26 22:35:44 +0000 UTC]

Not only the design is brilliant, but you made me laugh silly with that name "Lippschtick". Crazy cool!

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CommodoreHorton [2017-11-03 05:25:07 +0000 UTC]

I for one welcome our TV Land overlords with open arms.

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Jimbowyrick1 In reply to CommodoreHorton [2017-11-03 20:16:30 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh!
And I bet that you love American Horror Story! Β 

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CommodoreHorton In reply to Jimbowyrick1 [2017-11-05 22:47:25 +0000 UTC]

Actually, not too much! If I want to get spooked, I go to movies.

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Jimbowyrick1 In reply to CommodoreHorton [2017-11-06 07:33:35 +0000 UTC]

If I want to get spooked, I read the daily news!
Texas!Β  Yeesh!

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Jimbowyrick1 [2017-11-03 02:44:56 +0000 UTC]

Oops!
I forgot to thank Ultracast for the pilot figure!

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DBrentOGara [2017-11-03 02:24:06 +0000 UTC]

It's not just a Mo'Fo... it's got four Mo'Fo's just waiting to mess up your whole day!

That's a heck of a landing gear, glad the vertical stabilizers are helping out too.

60 round per gun ain't much, but at 35mm, you really only need one or two for most targets!

...wait... are you saying that "I Love Lucy" is not in fact the actual Word of God? Next you'll try to claim that VitaMeatAVegemin is not part of the Holy Communion!

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