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Description No. That didn't feel out-of-place at all.
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Greenhooves [2017-10-18 15:56:14 +0000 UTC]

So Jolly's fond of the redhead. Noted!

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ExcaliburZ In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 15:55:34 +0000 UTC]

She is too skinny to be Cadet Thinkness

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zonapetros [2017-10-18 15:42:05 +0000 UTC]

LOL! SMH! I think the writers have been way too influenced by The Expanse which I like but Star Trek: Discovery... *sigh*

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Rurudyne [2017-10-18 15:20:09 +0000 UTC]

She obviously did too much LDS.

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Streaked-Silver In reply to Rurudyne [2017-10-20 17:53:44 +0000 UTC]

LSD, you mean LSD,Β  LDS is the Latter Day Saints. and if she did to much of that, well, she'd not be swearing and offering baked goods.

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TheEmmjay In reply to Streaked-Silver [2017-10-22 10:46:47 +0000 UTC]

Well, somebody hasn't seen Star Trek IV...

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Streaked-Silver In reply to TheEmmjay [2017-10-22 19:07:53 +0000 UTC]

More like someone hasn't seen Star Trek IV in ages and didn't remember.

And even if I did remember, the joke was to good to let go any way.

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Rurudyne In reply to Streaked-Silver [2017-10-20 18:32:06 +0000 UTC]

It's from Star Trek: The Voyage Home

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PlasticFrogCG In reply to Rurudyne [2017-10-18 21:20:22 +0000 UTC]

You forgot the hell to add a colorful metaphor.

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Rurudyne In reply to PlasticFrogCG [2017-10-18 21:44:35 +0000 UTC]

I'm no Harold Robbins....

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PlasticFrogCG In reply to Rurudyne [2017-10-24 22:28:11 +0000 UTC]

Ah yes, the Giants.

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setyte In reply to Rurudyne [2017-10-18 17:54:29 +0000 UTC]

Too much mormon chanting?

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Rurudyne In reply to setyte [2017-10-18 21:47:12 +0000 UTC]

I always took the Star Trek the Voyage Home reference to be to long distance service. But Mormons work too.

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On2XSecretProbation In reply to setyte [2017-10-18 19:07:58 +0000 UTC]

It's a joke based on a joke from Star Trek IV.

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cwm3556 [2017-10-18 14:59:16 +0000 UTC]

LMAO....Β  awesome strip.

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DSegno92 In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 13:12:36 +0000 UTC]

Why does this feel like the opening odf a red light movie?

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BrandonStorm In reply to DSegno92 [2017-10-18 23:52:28 +0000 UTC]

Because it was written by Jolly Jack

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DSegno92 In reply to BrandonStorm [2017-10-19 07:10:57 +0000 UTC]

...good point!

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CHIPNDEATH In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 12:25:19 +0000 UTC]

And this is why Extraterrestrial beings, dont stay on earth,, Β 

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CyberCorn-Entropic [2017-10-18 10:26:09 +0000 UTC]

True, Star Trek since Nemesis is kind of losing track of what it's all about.

Foul language does not edgier make.

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MrMadManiac In reply to CyberCorn-Entropic [2017-10-19 01:33:41 +0000 UTC]

I feel like I'm missing something, but I have to somewhat disagree with that last statement.

Foul language does not mature make.

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Rasgriz-1 [2017-10-18 09:23:57 +0000 UTC]

Rolling over here...like, figuratively...sort of. Ok, funny has passed. I congratulate you upon having initiated a humor-based process within my synapses.

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Aluna-Soul In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 08:04:15 +0000 UTC]

I loved this moment in the show, beautiful.Β 

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TheAmazingCornbot In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 06:51:38 +0000 UTC]

Did they already inject the DNA into the gal on the left?

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Dragonrider1227 In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 06:48:56 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like the new Star Trek is a real masterpiece >_>

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niauropsaka [2017-10-18 05:58:13 +0000 UTC]

Well, this sounds dire for reasons other than blue language.

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Xifihas [2017-10-18 05:00:53 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that episode was where I decided to stop watching.

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UberMan5000 In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 05:00:38 +0000 UTC]

This is how Star Trek stays edgy to modern audiences?

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ScribbledNotes [2017-10-18 03:54:49 +0000 UTC]

I really can't stand Discovery.

Nice comic, though.

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ryan111 [2017-10-18 03:27:11 +0000 UTC]

The technobabble in discovery has just turned into babble. So lets say mushrooms really have a network of "roads" throughout space...why would we be able to travel on those roads any faster than FTL?

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WDCain In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 02:58:57 +0000 UTC]

Discovery has the gull to say that Archer was a great captain.Β  That alone proves it's failing as a Trek show.

All joking aside, it's all right.Β  I like the cast and the writing is sharp though I don't like how quick the kind hearted Federation was to commit actual war crimes in the second episode.Β  That really bothered me.

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Falcolf In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 02:47:03 +0000 UTC]

Haha, truth lol

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DunkleMaterie In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 02:29:04 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahaha! Β 

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Mr-Pink-Rose In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 02:25:27 +0000 UTC]

And this is why I prefer the Orville over Star Trek Discovery.Β  Of course there's some foul language, but not much.

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StriderSyd In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 01:37:51 +0000 UTC]

Since this show is behind a CBS streaming paywall....I haven't actually seen most of it.
All I saw of it was part of the 1st episode that was broadcast on TV.

Although I had set the DVR to record STD.....
(***snicker***snicker***)
there was some kind of Oprah Wimfrey show was pre-empting itΒ for some reason,
so I had to FF through the 1st 25 mins or so of the recording before I even got to the STD part.
(***snicker***snicker***cough cough***)
so the entire ending was cut off.

If I had been able to have seen the entire show,
then maybe I would have been more inclined to make an effort (even a lazy effort) to try see it elsewhere.

I guess that I'll have to wait a few years until this show is in syndication or something.

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LyzeOD In reply to StriderSyd [2017-10-18 12:49:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, I just realized the STD part, that's perfect.

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AlexHunterArt In reply to StriderSyd [2017-10-18 08:05:01 +0000 UTC]

The episodes are added each week to Netflix...

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StriderSyd In reply to AlexHunterArt [2017-10-18 16:47:52 +0000 UTC]

I was unaware.
Thanx.

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PaxAeternum In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 01:26:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh look, NuTrek. Β 

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FrostTheHobidon In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 01:09:48 +0000 UTC]

lol, that happened XD

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OverLordRay In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 00:49:23 +0000 UTC]

This

This isn't ACTUALLY in the new Star Trek. Please, tell me this is just an extrapolation of a really subtle joke, or or.. just Jack's loathsome unhappiness for humanity personified in a simple single worded joke?.. someone, PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY IN THE SHOW!

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Mauser712 In reply to OverLordRay [2017-10-18 00:52:54 +0000 UTC]

All but the last frame.

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Firevalkyrie In reply to Mauser712 [2017-10-18 01:03:38 +0000 UTC]

Uh no.

Tilly said, direct quote, "This is fucking cool."

You know, using "fuck" as an intensifier which literally everybody does who isn't like, Amish or some shit like that.

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Mauser712 In reply to Firevalkyrie [2017-10-18 03:36:36 +0000 UTC]

Still, the last frame definitely didn't happen.

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setyte In reply to Mauser712 [2017-10-18 05:37:57 +0000 UTC]

It would be a better show if the last frame did happen.

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Mauser712 In reply to setyte [2017-10-18 23:48:18 +0000 UTC]

Meh, not too into that character.

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Rob-8 In reply to setyte [2017-10-18 08:17:50 +0000 UTC]

Space boobs!

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VivaLaGorilla In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 00:24:38 +0000 UTC]

And I just lost any and all interest in seeing the new Star Trek series.

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JennOkami In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 00:22:37 +0000 UTC]

Yea, it is about how I feel about it too....

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A-Fraser In reply to ??? [2017-10-18 00:22:14 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I like this version better.

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