HOME | DD

Published: 2008-03-14 15:26:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 121615; Favourites: 2228; Downloads: 10890
Redirect to original
Description
Love this game.A note, though, that these AREN’T game reviews, as some have inaccurately described them.
They are game ‘guides’, hence the title
Related content
Comments: 482
Ocelit [2008-09-16 23:41:20 +0000 UTC]
again, in case i havent said it b4...
Stupid tentacles. -.-
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
coldchemical [2008-09-06 01:38:44 +0000 UTC]
LMFAO!! oh my god that was hilarious! Nice, great work, so true.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Remus-Halifax [2008-08-29 15:33:57 +0000 UTC]
My favorite video game...
and that's exactly how you play it. :3
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Uchiha-Yoru [2008-08-25 16:38:03 +0000 UTC]
HILARIOUS. I love SotC, and this captures the true essence of the game, especially, "Pussy." And, thank-you to duskricorn for that helpful info!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
duskricorn [2008-08-17 20:05:32 +0000 UTC]
LOL. lmao. i frikkin worship you on this one. the wussy horse, outrunning the "tentacles", and "she'd better be worth it" had me bursting out laughing..... hanging onto the colossus is more annoying than annoying colossus....
dear god, people, i LOVE argo, the horse! he's so fun to jump off cliffs! is it DAMN TRUE you can make him actually jump off a cliff and DIE when you reach for a bird!?!?!?!?
did anyone ever realize that you can EAT in this game? eat all sorts of fruits, pinecones, BEEHIVES, lizard TAILS!?!?!? you can't kill the turltes, though...find those big pretty trees and you'll see apples, bananas, and these green things. shoot htem down w/ your bow and arrow, crouch, and pick them up. it BOOSTS your health!!!! they never mentioned that at all in the game guide or in the game!!!! i figured out that out when i was wandering around for hte fun of it, looking at how big the world was, saw the trees, realized you could climb them, and shoot down food! which you can EAT!
the only annoying part of the game is that you can't save whenever you want. i increased my health by a lot, then accidentally fell off a cliff, and it shot back to where i last saved--which was when I defeated a colossus--two hours ago!!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Slovacek [2008-08-10 19:45:22 +0000 UTC]
I have enormous respect for your awareness of games and gaming. Please do lots more of these.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Retrophilic [2008-08-09 14:37:42 +0000 UTC]
Hahah, this is totally my favorite game guide. XD
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Matayu In reply to ??? [2008-07-27 07:32:27 +0000 UTC]
Crap, I've been putting them in comics instead of tutorials... oh well, too late now.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Graffiti2DMyHeart In reply to ??? [2008-07-26 23:28:11 +0000 UTC]
Oh God.
I just got this game today and this comic totally sums it up!
Very funny!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Viroquet [2008-07-25 22:13:23 +0000 UTC]
I've played "out run the tentacles", I never win....
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
elynsynos-haruka [2008-07-23 22:27:11 +0000 UTC]
Wow, that made me laugh so much. I love it!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
MizzaModder [2008-07-21 16:08:30 +0000 UTC]
God, these are hilarious. I promised myself I'd only fav the really hysterical ones, but... they're all just so true, it's a riot. x3
Good job~
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
haiyetsu [2008-07-21 08:11:32 +0000 UTC]
Shadow of the Colossus is on my personal top 5 best games ever, and i totally agree with your how to. i like the 4th and 7th panel. can't count how many times i tried to get Agro to leap off a cliff, or how many times i tried to outrun those tentacles
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Gamefreakmoooseking [2008-07-03 14:47:35 +0000 UTC]
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD *dies laughing* ohhhh, that was good, damn pussy ass horse!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
EvanTheBehemoth [2008-07-02 03:20:54 +0000 UTC]
lmao i love trying to outrun the tentacles...the first boss i jumped off the cliff and the game glitched up when the tentacles caught up to me.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
xByDefault [2008-06-29 14:32:38 +0000 UTC]
Currently playing the game right now XD
But this is all so true.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
feathers-and-ashes In reply to ??? [2008-06-23 04:36:53 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha very good. I especially love the fourth panel.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
tarrou [2008-06-23 01:34:32 +0000 UTC]
this is so incredibly awesome. my favorite frame is where the main character calls the horse a pussy. haha!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
HighDracaBlancfrit [2008-06-19 04:18:32 +0000 UTC]
I was amused by the fact that your horse never WOULD die, even after you jumped off a million cliffs and it got clobbered fifty times by that sand snake colossi in the cave.
I could never outrun those stupid tentacles. -sigh-
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
AnimeNae455 [2008-06-13 01:44:18 +0000 UTC]
Giggles but no rolling-on-the-floor-laughing...
Meeeeh.
XD
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
SnuffyMcSnuff [2008-06-12 08:13:13 +0000 UTC]
Annoying the colossi is fun. Why whistle when you can shoot arrows at their gigantic faces?
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Kitsune-juusan In reply to ??? [2008-06-09 14:27:14 +0000 UTC]
rofl
this is sooooooooo true! my sister and i jumped though thte roof at the 7th monster. she was swimming back to shore and she got hit by those stupid tenticles.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
kiLo-almighty In reply to ??? [2008-06-09 01:57:45 +0000 UTC]
It's so true. ;o;
Awesome, cute guide. <3
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Tyteynium [2008-05-28 19:03:54 +0000 UTC]
Nice, funny as hell, and true, when I'm fighting those things, my finger is literally glued to the buttons to keep the guy from falling off!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
omegafactor90 [2008-05-26 16:08:21 +0000 UTC]
Bwahaha! This is brilliant!
I\'ve tried so harn to make the 1st collosus fall off the cliff, but it never worked!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Claudeio [2008-05-21 01:02:09 +0000 UTC]
Oh my, this is awesome. lol Argo is a pussy, he always stopped. But then again, when he did jump, I freaked out until I learned that there was ground down there. Hahahah. mmm, the tentacle game was quite fun. What was even more fun was making it EXTRA dramatic by trying to get the tenticles to smite you in mid cry. My friend said she was able to do it once...I haven't though, it's more challenging than it sounds. The end effect is priceless though, it comes out with Wander going: "Arg-gaaackcoughsputter-!"
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
hikiikih [2008-05-12 23:32:47 +0000 UTC]
Got to the 5 colosus and then my memory card got corrupted by a different game and wiped everything except my Mortal Combat Armagedon. So I never got to finish it.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Nya99 [2008-05-12 15:57:41 +0000 UTC]
I hadn't seen this one before and I just have to comment, that MY steed did not have a sense of self preservation at one point. My steed and I were galloping stead fast to get to one collossi and well neither of us saw the cliff ahead, and wwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee into the water below we went. lol I learned to slow down if I can't see what's ahead of me.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
FreezingHot In reply to ??? [2008-05-11 04:37:17 +0000 UTC]
This is priceless and so true! I fail at outrun the tentacles BUT NEVER STOP TRYING. XD
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
FinalGamer In reply to ??? [2008-05-05 22:07:53 +0000 UTC]
XD I always love to out-run the tentacles.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Fluffy-chan88 In reply to ??? [2008-05-04 20:58:10 +0000 UTC]
lmao awesome. xD I just finished the game today and had the urge to look up art for the game. xD I actually played 'try to outrun the tentacle', but I called them the 'black noodle strands of doom'. xD
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
kakashi-no-ai In reply to ??? [2008-04-29 21:52:23 +0000 UTC]
genius. pure genius.
i always try to outrun the tentacles--never works, but it's fun XD
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
SunflowerInTheRain [2008-04-22 22:03:15 +0000 UTC]
yes! that's exactly how it is! but that game is awsome.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
spikesquirrel In reply to ??? [2008-04-20 04:12:16 +0000 UTC]
lol hilarious... i've never played any of these games nor heard of them but you still rock.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
alternatecash In reply to ??? [2008-04-18 08:36:19 +0000 UTC]
Shadow of the Colossus is one of the most beautiful games ever. I'll often wander randomly around the map and then just leave the game on to stare at the scenery.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Jester-of-the-Clown [2008-04-16 01:39:50 +0000 UTC]
Hilarious. I wonder if you've ever don Prince of Persia: Sands of Time. If you did, I'm in for a gut-buster...
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Thrash-Waltz [2008-04-15 22:56:34 +0000 UTC]
That game is a pain in the junk. I beat it, but its still a pain.
>__>
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
<= Prev | | Next =>