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I'm starting to think that Japanese-made games have become very flashy to look at but are no longer fun to play.What the hell happened?!
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Sorry man, but I completely DISAGREE! I played it, and it's one of the best games I've ever played...
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Amen!! I just completed it, and now Im going back for more!
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They're called 'Spectical Fighters'. At least that's what Yatzee from "Zero Punctuation" calls them.
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If there's one thing that'll keep me from ever playing Bayonetta its how much that woman looks like Sarah Palin. ._.;;; The horror...
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I will never be able to unsee that noooooow! D:
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Mmm, it's not nearly as bad on the PS3. Something about the Japanese and the love for Sony...oh, and the hatred of Bill Gates. Mmyes, that tends to build a barrier between the good games (for PS3) and the bad games (games for PS3, ported to Xbox). I am not knocking your system, or the good games on it, I'm just saying that when a port happens, it's usually a rape of some sort.
I happen to like the leather-clad button-mashing over-the-top pseudo-sexual anti-angel gameplay. And I'm not the least bit gay for playing through it!
....maybe a little. I had to look at her tits, a lot. They're nice tits.
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You should totally make one of Left 4 Dead 2, Dead Space, Lost Planet 2 or Aliens vs. Predator XD Because they'd be awesome.
I didn't even bother with this game. It sounds like more of a let down than Dark Void was...
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Finally, someone who saw past the flashy visuals and saw the shitty game it is.
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lol. i've only got the demo, but i want to buy the game. xD
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Lol i watched my roommate play it, he started playing the first level, i walked over about 45 mins in, turned the console off, everyone in the room thanked me for saving them hours of torture.
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If she is her mothers daughters mother... Then she is her own mother...? Am I not right...?
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lol i played this and yea i agree with alot of what you mentioned lol i loved the angel joy torture sequence >:3
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That was my favorite torture sequence...and her little dance at the end of the game.
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not surprisingly before most games come out they already have fan art, possible ideas for animes, cartoons, and movies, fandom, and of course porn, yes, before the game and before any one has even played it, there is porn, god those people are so dedicated to their work
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hahaha my friend loves that game...but the plot confuses me a lot >_<+
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I bought this game few days ago and I'm agree with your comic xD but I still like this game, the character of Bayonetta is awsome
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All I can say is thank goodness I never played this awful game.
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Panel 5 is so true!
I, however, must respectfully disagree and say that I thoroughly enjoyed the game.
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Last panel ftw. Also you forgot to draw guns on her feet, THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO THE CHARACTER!!!
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What happened was the main character's clothes were made up entirely of her own hair.
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Good illustration of how i felt playing this game; however might i suggest that the 8th box should have said. " Go play Devil May Cry"? That is how i felt playing this game, it feels like I'm playing Devil May Cry with a Botox injected, face stapled looking woman, who tries to act like she's 25, when she's actually 57 years old. The only difference beging that Devil may cry was fun to play and Bayonetta isn't .
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yep. that's how i felt and that was only playing the demo.
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I actually like the game, haven't played it though but I watch the walkthroughs. But If I had a xbox360/ps3 I'd buy it. The game isn't that bad :3
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they put all there effort on one or two aspect of the game grafic then the chose to do gameplay or plot for exemple there is a total of 6 to 8 song in FF13
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Uh JollyJack Japeness made games usualy are just eye candy. The only really good once that I played were Mario based or kingdom hearts, and that was mostly because of Disney.
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Well, There IS Still Kingdom Hea- I'm Going To Hell For Lying Arn't I?
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that game is fun to play i'd play cuz of the gore but im too young!...but it does have to much body scenes. its sorta a magical strip game
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I don't get it, this makes no sense at all.
The story is very easy to follow, especially since the files spell every little detail out for you. The cutscenes are awesome and very fun to watch, the gameplay is absolutely amazing, probably the best gameplay of any action game ever made I'd say. It's also het most fair game out there, I've never not been able to dodge.
The QTE point I'll give you though, but you're bound to only die on the first one. Surely you would see them coming after that? I did.
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None of this made any sense to me.
The story was very easy to follow, especially since the files spell it out for you pretty clearly. The game is one of the most fair games out there, I've never not been able to dodge...the cutscenes are amazing and very fun to watch too.
The QTE point I will give you though, but your bound to only die on the very first one, surely you would expect them after that.
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Yay, coincidence! *Impending Doom* is my catchphrase.
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Maybe flashy Japanese games suck, but the really funky ones always work. I mean, who would have though that playing a game as a short, overweight, red-capped, overall-wearing mustachio would be fun?? It's like the Japanese will do either sexy or good, but never both. WTF?
I sympathize with you, you little pervert.
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Because I do not own, nor have any desire to buy, a PS3.
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are you somewhat a xbox fan boy? no offence
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No. I own a PS2 because there are games on it I want to play.
I haven't bought a PS3 because I haven't seen anything on it that I really, really want to play.
(Even the next Team Ico game isn't doing it for me!)
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well team ico has a new game called "The Last Guardian" which will be released this year. maybe that will make you buy a PS3
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Lara Croft hasn't been the most bizarrely-proportioned female character in gaming in ages...
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Yes, I saw this coming when the damn game was announced. Thank you for warning me so that I don't buy the damn thing.
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Mate, you make the funniest game reviews. I LOVE EEEET!!.......do you know Sonic Unleashed?
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Damnit, there are too many comments here for me to turn into Bevis and Butthead-esque perversion. :sad:
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