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Kenthayle — Wake up call
Published: 2013-01-11 23:10:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 1696; Favourites: 44; Downloads: 6
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Well, this year seems to be going well
Look at that shit-eating grin. He's enjoying this.Continuation of [link] , and sort of inspired by a little drabble *Kagehahen wrote, here: [link] . And also I think I was channeling a little Goblin King when I drew my bed-head
(For anyone wondering, injection molding is the technique by which transformer toys are made [link] . It is, ironically, also how various auto-parts are manufactured.)
Transformers belong to HasTak, who doesn't allow returns on defective, sleep-hating plastic monsters. I checked.
My Red Alert is mine, because I love him. I love him so much, I didn't kill him for this. So. Much. LOVE
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That's me before I cut my dreads off! The wee smug lil robot is Red Alert and he is a poo XD
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My Starscream don't nag me about my sleeping habbits, it's beneath him after all to look after organics such as myself. >w< Yet I can't stop loving the Con, he's so perfect.
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Red is my little cheerleader, if cheerleaders smacked you with spatulas instead of pom-poms
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Lol
Yeah, that would maybe make the games more interesting.
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Red is 90% business and 10% evil. That doesn't sound like much, unless all ten percent of it is directed at you alone
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Trust me, I know the feeling...*glares at her own bot*
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Hmm, that's an idea. Heh, I'll probably open it later and he'll be all "Did you know this hamburger is past its date and freezer-burnt? Throw it out already!"
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Yeah. I have the exact same problem with Prowl. He made me get a bell alarm clock. So far, it's working, but he still threatens with a bucket of cold water....
Love the last part! 
It's because I LOVE them.
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Oh, I want one of those! My phone alarm is just not cutting it anymore. I think I need something that sounds like my house is on fire
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I think they sell something like that at novelty shops... It'd be cool if you got one that sounded like a bomb warning. XD
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Red! You said for every HOUR after 8, not minutes! She's still got 58 mins left before you try and swat her!
I do not blame you for channelling the Goblin King in this and that slag eating grin....
He's enjoying this too much. Time to sick Thrust on him
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Red Alert cares not for semantics. He's too busy getting back at me for all the times I've dragged him to my mother's house or left him to babysit the Coneheads.
Sweet, sweet spatula payback
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You almost look like you've got dreads - but that face - it will transmit fear and horror all the way down to the inlaws - when motherhood comes, you're gonna be ALLLL set!
Red looks downright - wicked here. Like he's not only in the right, but you're STUCK with it - that 'what're you gonna DO about it' thing. Now I do not feel at ALL sorry for what I wrote. Makes me want to think up worse...
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Ugh Thayle you are making me want one of these guys so badly but they would probably be relegated to being cooped up inside my suitcase in vehicle mode for most of the time.
I don't even want to think about the trouble they could get me into in host homes yikes.
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Give in, Iris. Give in to the call of the robot... It sounds like a dial-up modem
I bring mine traveling with me. There's lots of adorable pocket-sized ones that live in my bag every day, too. They are like little good-luck buddies... that occasionally escape to terrorize small dogs and children
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SCREEEEE SCREE SCREE SCREE SCREE, BARANG, BARANG. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Yeah no somebody get me some earmuffs.
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Anything that smirks like that after hitting me in the face with cooking utensils needs a time-out in the rain barrel
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Hahahah, if that isn't tiny plastic smugness, I don't know what is. XD
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Red is the epitome of tiny plastic smugness. At this particular time of the morning, our relationship is scarily Megatron-Starscreamy...
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He doesn't look sorry. No, not one bit. Not sorry no.
Can't you just stomp him into jelly? Or does he not squish satisfactorily?
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My foot-aim is not the best after being spatula'd awake, lol. Besides, little bugger's got a lot of sharp, pointy edges
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It's not nice to call your kids names, if they bug you, you put them in time out.
Still, very funny.
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You don't wanna know what "time out" is around here
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...At least my paranoid schizophrenic doesn't wake me up with a spatula. Your move.
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At least my paranoid schizophrenic had my breakfast waiting for me before me smacked me back into cold, cruel wakefulness
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...At least MY paranoid schizophrenic can fly.
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Oh, lord help me if mine could. I don't understand how he gets into half of what he does as it is.
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I like to think Red Alert has a jetpack, same as Sideswipe, he's just afraid it will burn him, despite cooling vents and what-not. Also, my paranoid schizophrenic is a voyager class. And has knives and vehicle-mode guns.
This happened yesterday:
*Hot Spot runs up and whispers into my ear*
Me: EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK, STRAFE IS UPSET.
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hahahahaaam he's enjoying it waaaay too much, lil stinker.
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He seldom gets to have so much fun at my expense
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Red alert! What are you doing? He's silly. Love this!
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Thanks! He's just doing his job... which is to torture me. It's a torture of love
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I still think it's a bit harsh.
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