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kjmarch — Sub-Par Roster 4
Published: 2008-07-02 21:52:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 6080; Favourites: 43; Downloads: 51
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After a long Sub-Par hiatus, I give you the fourth installment of the Sub-Par roster! With only the newest and most talented of the sub-pars!Towel Boy- Snap towels with deadly accuracy
Skinner- Epidermal manipulation, but as a Buddhist pacifist he is afraid to use his powers
The Snerf Warrior- Wide array of Snerf Weaponry
Loogie- Sticky spit (extremely high tensile strength)
Fuzzy Wuzzy- Grow out bodily hair super-fast (cant retract it)
King Plaid- Turn things plaid with touch
Angus- Grow meat products out of skin
Heads & Tails- Two dwarves who meld together and make a normal sized man
Vegas- Composed of living neon
Da Eye Balla- Constantly invisible except for his eyes
Schizoid- Possesses three heads: one normal, one which narrates schizoids life, and one which provides a musical soundtrack
Stage Fright- Butterflies grow in stomach and he barfs them out
Doc Needles- Throws a variety of syringes
Absorber- Absorbs objects and become part of his body
Pin-Point- Fingers grow out and become more jointed
The Amazing Mole-Man- All the fantastic powers of a mole: digging, mole senses, craving for worms
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someone needs to make a movie about these super's especially shizoid...they're magnificent i really want to see more hero sheets like this
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Schizoid-Narrator: And then he ate a sandwich
Schizoid: Shut up
Schizoid-Narrator: And then he yelled shut up
Schizoid: Shut up! *gets up and leaves*
Schizoid-Soundtrack: Wa wa waaaaaa!
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It certainly is a tough life for poor Schizoid.
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Wow, I suppose stage fright has taken the saying 'butterflies in your stomach' to a whole new level. Just wondering, but would I be able make some of my own sub pars to get me started on deviantart and use stage fright aswell? (natrually You would be cred for the origional ideas)
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Sure thing, as long as (like you said) you give credit where credit is due! Also, let me know when you get some drawn so i can come check them out!
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haha Fuzzy Wuzzy is so hairy the only language he can speak is Wookie!!har har har
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Yeah! He can be the Kashykk ambassador
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hahaa maybe he can even be a Kashykk Prime Minister since he can talk!
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Uh-oh.
A Sub-Par with a decent super-power (Absorber)
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LOL, for senior week at my school, each day had a different costume theme, and for Superhero day, I came in as Towel Boy. Different look, same powers. Oh, and is super-absorbent.
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Excellent, glad i could induce some loling
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You know,neon is a gas,so technically it wouldn't have to be in the tubes,also,darn you copyright laws...Snerf?
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Yeah, I know. Didn't want some foam-weaponry company breathing down my back looking for an easy buck...
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