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Published: 2009-06-11 02:35:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 72432; Favourites: 1405; Downloads: 216
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If you don't understand what any of those wires and tubes are supposed to be doing, neither does Medic.Engineer
Soldier
Spy
Pyro
Sniper
Demoman
Heavy
Scout
Medic, Scout, and all that TF2 goodness belong to Valve.
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warning: medic has never gone to school, he dropped out at first grade
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How to make Pootis Scout V2.
1. Cut out brain.
2. Open chest, remove sternum and ribs
3. Remove heart
4. Take out vocals
5. Replace brain with heavys
6. Use Mega Baboon heart, if you dont have one use the Loch ness Hamster heart
7. Put heavys brain in Scouts skull
8. Use Heavys vocals
9. Steal sandvich then feed it to Scout.
10. Is he alive?
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Repeat experiment to verify results.
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How to make a pootis scout:
1:Remove brain
2: Uhh...
3: Is that it?
4: I really think this is going to offend someone...
5: Eh.
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CORRECT, here's your terrific prize:
(pretend this is a sandwich)
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Heavy: WHO TOUCH MY GUN AND SANDVICH!?!?!!
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*points at scout*
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Heavy: ded. *snaps Scootys neck* Ha, hahaha. MEDIC! RUNN! IMM COMINNG! >: D
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(Nobody survived that day. Even Gray, Blutarch, and Redmond Mann)
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Mm, sandvich... Many Thanks.
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Well to be fair he was until he lost a persons skeleton.
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no scout!
HA-HA! IT SAYS 'BONK' ON THE BLOOD THINGY!
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Actually he lost his medical license, for obvious reasons like this.
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(Heavy is the new Medic) And ven Scout woke up, brain was missing, and after that, doctor was never heard from again!
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Worst. Doctor. Ever. Also, Best. Doctor. Ever.
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He got his phony degree from the Dr. Nick School of Almost Medicine.
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Medic: Now most brains couldn't withstand this voltage. (puts ubercharger on Scout's brain) But I'm very certain your brain................. (brain explodes)
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lol then he'll have to replace scouts brain with a mega baboon brain
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...It might be a improvement...
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Well, that must have been a mind-blowing experience.
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Bet he can't do it again!
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"...Vell, back to ze drawing board."
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Heavy: What about Scout brain?
Medic: ACH! Fine! (Opens refrigerator, takes out Brute brain (from Halo) puts ubercharger into Brute Brain)
Spy Head: Kill me..............
Medic: Later.
Medic: (ubercharges Brute brain) C'mon. C'MON! (Laughs hysterically)
Medic: Zat looks good.
(Put's Brute brain in scout's head. Archimedes flies out of Scout's head)
Archimedes: Coo.
Medic: Archimedes! No! It's fithzy in zhere!
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In the battlefield...
Demoman: MEDIC!
Second Scout: Ahh!! *Slam* *Clink* Medic...
Medic: Vun second.
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First Scout charges out into battle in berserk mode.
Medic heals second Scout
Second Scout: Thanks Doc........... BOOM! (gets hit by crit rocket)
Medic: SHWIENDHOUNDS!
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Blu Team Soldier: Alright, now get out there and charge!
Red Heavy: DOCTOR! Are you sure this will work?
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Red Medic: Ha ha, I HAVE NO IDEA!
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Heavy:Yaaaaaaaargh!!
*Explodes*
Red Medic: Oops, that was not medicine...
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Heavy: Tell me, vhere did ve go so wrong?
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