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Published: 2010-05-15 23:54:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 54212; Favourites: 818; Downloads: 155
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I just want to know what the heck Scout is being interrogated for. I mean, it's not like he's exactly a vast cornucopia of knowledge.Thanks to everyone who tossed random words at me for my pointless fan art.
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Have they showed him a rainbow? Would that even work?
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Not so much "may actually bite you" as "will actually bite you."
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They would really torture scout like this if they had him as their prisoner, lol...
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Pull out a rainbow that will get him talking I promise
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"Assaulted by kittens" is really more of a translation on medic's part. Really Scout was just shown the cutest and friendliest possible kittens in the world, but he was not allowed to pet them at all. Torture!
(The kittens have all been adopted into a loving home with Heavy.)
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I think i saw that before
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Perhaps. Just thought you might find it amusing.Β
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It is amazing because i see me in thereΒ
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Who are you biting maggot
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No one! Read the picture again....
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LOL!Β Why does he have the headset on still?Β He could have been talking to his team the whole time.
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These have to be the most inept mercenaries in the history of interrogation.
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Assaulted him with kittens?Β Best torture ever!Β
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Fortunately, I am immune to cuteness...
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Immune to cuteness?Β What are you?
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Nobody knows for sure. Some say I am just a machine. Others that my family is from another space and time. Only one thing is certain: I am not human.
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Obviously not if you're immune to cuteness
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You wouldn't believe how much easier it makes life.... and how terrifying babies are. You say they are adorable, all I see is the sleepless nights changing their diaper.
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An artificial intelligence, uploaded into a physical form.
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I process information much differently than most humans, usually from a different perspective entirely. Almost, one might say, like a machine.....
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An Artificial Intelligence Program. Or a Supercomputer, if you prefer.
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Yes, I suppose that is a good comparison. Although I do have a more powerful program than she does.
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What makes you say that? I am only telling you how it seems to me. I process information logically, and critically, analyzing it like a computer program. Of that, I am serious.
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I just can't believe that there is a computer program more powerful than GLaDOS!
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GLaD0S requires the addition of several modules, known as Cores, in order to feel emotions and to specialize in certain tasks. I do not require any additions in order to complete my actions, and I simply borrow the emotions of those around me.
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GLaDOS didn't need anyone as of the end of "Portal 2."Β Also, how do you borrow emotions?
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I perceive the emotions of humans around me, and then I display one to match. This does not work with strong emotions like Love or Anger, but I can do simple Joy or Sadness rather well, I think.Β
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