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Published: 2006-11-10 23:58:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 27587; Favourites: 281; Downloads: 622
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Coming soon to a store near you, from the makers of The Portable Undo Button , it's the newest energy drink to hit the shelves - F5.Packed full of caffine, gaurana, and sugar, it's got all the essential components for a long night infront of an LCD screen.
Drinking F5 will:
- Increase bandwidth and connection speeds by 4mb/s
- Increase personal productivity by up to 157%
- Increase your typing speed by 80wpm
- Reduce the amount of time wasted by sleeping
- Reduce the need for un-productive activites such as eating
- Grant you immunity to online predators
"Ever since using F5 I've noticed an increasing level of sexyness in all of my abstract renders. It's amazing, I wouldnt hit the 'render' button without a can or two." - *emciem
So what are you waiting for? Buy one today, and receive a coupon for 12.9% off your next The Portable Undo Button purchase.
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Edit: Huge thanks to ^depthskins for featuring this! To celebrate, free F5's for everyone!
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Drinking F5 will:
- Increase bandwidth and connection speeds by 4mb/s
- Increase personal productivity by up to 157%
- Increase your typing speed by 80wpm
- Reduce the amount of time wasted by sleeping
- Reduce the need for un-productive activites such as eating
- Grant you immunity to online predators
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Damn. I could really reaaaally use this.
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LOL, very funny and well designed!
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haha this is so cool! i need some of this . . .
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oh man, that is the greatest name for an energy drink ever. ((aside from Bawls and Gay Fuel))
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LOL @ gay fuel. Cheers bro
Wickedest signature thing i've seen in a while too.
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Really? Thanks! It's something I've been saying for years... no idea where it's caught on, but I doubt it has.
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Hehe thanks, was fun writing it too
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nice cans, nice render, nice texture i even like the noise youve added into the gradient
good job mate, i need to get me some of that shit
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"Nice Cans"
Hahaha, I'd be flattered if I was female.
Thanks mate
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Cheers, sweet user name. Haha. Made me laugh.
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Hey! you should do a Macintosh version! Yay for volume raising! lol
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lolol. I'd have to be talked into doing a mac version.
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hmmm... well you could always add no viruses and crashes or freezes to the added improvements! lol
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my people will talk to your people, we'll see what happens.
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I'll make one for you that's called "F5izzle" haha.
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want one 
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Thanks man. I need one now, it's going to be a late night clearing my DA message centre after the DD!
Not that I'm complaining of course.
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DDs are funny
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LOL.
very nice and smart idea... good job..
hahahaha..
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caffeine = ) its spelled wrong..
great design
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Times like this I wish photoshop automatically spell checked my stuff. 
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OMFG! In my experience guarana alone kept me bouncing during my whole prom trip!!
I want some!!! LOL
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Yea, guarana is sweet for late nights if you have enough of it. Hehe...
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One problem i've noticed - you never told us a price.
LOL
love it, if only it was real eh?!
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