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Published: 2006-11-10 23:58:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 27587; Favourites: 281; Downloads: 622
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Coming soon to a store near you, from the makers of The Portable Undo Button , it's the newest energy drink to hit the shelves - F5.Packed full of caffine, gaurana, and sugar, it's got all the essential components for a long night infront of an LCD screen.
Drinking F5 will:
- Increase bandwidth and connection speeds by 4mb/s
- Increase personal productivity by up to 157%
- Increase your typing speed by 80wpm
- Reduce the amount of time wasted by sleeping
- Reduce the need for un-productive activites such as eating
- Grant you immunity to online predators
"Ever since using F5 I've noticed an increasing level of sexyness in all of my abstract renders. It's amazing, I wouldnt hit the 'render' button without a can or two." - *emciem
So what are you waiting for? Buy one today, and receive a coupon for 12.9% off your next The Portable Undo Button purchase.
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Edit: Huge thanks to ^depthskins for featuring this! To celebrate, free F5's for everyone!
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Comments: 237
For a minute I thought you were serious. 
Genius idea, man. Even better than the portable undo button, but not by much!
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Haha yea, I dont think the product would survive in the real world, where the majority wouldnt understand the joke. Hehe.
Thanks
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Wonderful work, brilliant idea. You should do an 'any' next.
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You mean like the 'any' key?
excellent...
I like it...
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Hehe yep 'any' key. Or perhaps even a dvd-cupholder!
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Too cool!
This truly deserves a 
Great idea and realization!
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Funny and subtle. And nice picture too
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Woohoo! Two comments for the price of one! Score!
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lol, oh man *shakes her head with a grin*
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I've run out atm, far too many people trying to get their free can. It'll be back in stock soon.
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Thanks 
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I thought it was a real drink. Red Bull for geeks. The design is very professional and commercial and it sure looks like it would sell if it existed
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I can imagine the commercial now: "Refresh, it's Red Bull for geeks!"
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I would try and sell the idea to a drinks company, seriously. Just find legal advice for that. Well, it's what I would do if I had brutally original ideas like that.
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Should've had some before creating the texture - you misspelled 'caffeine'
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Haha I know... I've still got the .psd, so I'll probably change it.
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My new drink....one month straight stayin up, here I come!
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Man, imagine how much work you'd get done if you didnt sleep for a month.
Although, you'd probably sleep for a month afterwards...
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I never do anything anyway, It'd so be worth it
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Haha, that's so brilliant. Especially the commentary.
Nice work!
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That, is one sweet idea. XD
Excellent job here, I'll take one please!
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first i thought these were batteries..
but i'll fav them anyways because i like how this loove <3
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They are batteries for your brain.
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haha that should be the slogan >.<
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Because of all the interest here, I'm actually thinking about pitching it to Red Bull as a sub-brand, haha. That'd be funny to see this on a shelf in a store.
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Haha yea. If I showed this to any of my mates they'd be like "I dont get it, whats F5". Haha.
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Lol, wow, great work. Fuck Red Bull - where can I get some?!?
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