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Ever have one of those days where you wake up and think "wow, ... " and then realize that you're out of Grape jelly. Timmy loved grape jelly so he went outside to face the world and get some jelly when he was out of it. He was walking along and a homeless man said " spare a dime" but Timmy knew that if he gave the homeless man a dime that he would not have enough money to get his Grape jelly. So Timmy said "NO STFU AND DIE LOSER" to disuade to homeless man. However, the homeless man persisted and said "Please, all I want is a dime so I can buy a hotdog from the vender across the street." Timmy knew that this man was probably insane or rabid so he kicked him again and again until blood shot from his nose and everybody had a good laugh. Then, the vender across the street started screaming "JIHAD!!" and shot the nearest customer with a pellet gun. That homeless man could have been the customer, Timmy thought. He was practically a hero. The mayor of the city thanked Timmy with a years supply of Grape jelly.

The moral of the story is: Don't give homeless people money and just beat them instead because terrorists would kill them otherwise.

And, I think that this story is just like the image above by the amazing ~ kuje -- Don't ask me, I don't even understand it. A large composite will be available here: [link] This one was a real challenge to vector.

Have fun people.

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Ever have one of those days where you wake up and think "wow, ... " and then realize that you're out of Grape jelly. Timmy loved grape jelly so he went outside to face the world and get some jelly when he was out of it. He was walking along and a homeless man said " spare a dime" but Timmy knew that if he gave the homeless man a dime that he would not have enough money to get his Grape jelly. So Timmy said "NO STFU AND DIE LOSER" to disuade to homeless man. However, the homeless man persisted and said "Please, all I want is a dime so I can buy a hotdog from the vender across the street." Timmy knew that this man was probably insane or rabid so he kicked him again and again until blood shot from his nose and everybody had a good laugh. Then, the vender across the street started screaming "JIHAD!!" and shot the nearest customer with a pellet gun. That homeless man could have been the customer, Timmy thought. He was practically a hero. The mayor of the city thanked Timmy with a years supply of Grape jelly.

The moral of the story is: Don't give homeless people money and just beat them instead because terrorists would kill them otherwise.

And, I think that this story is just like the image above by the amazing ~ kuje -- Don't ask me, I don't even understand it. A large composite will be available here: [link] This one was a real challenge to vector.

Have fun people.