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Lightning-in-my-Hand β RWBY - Judge Not
Published: 2016-11-26 06:47:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 9152; Favourites: 158; Downloads: 18
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This is why Salem actually wants to destroy Beacon.She wants that dakimakura that she gave to Ozpin while they were dating to be burned before it ends up in the wrong hands.
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The hilarious thing is; The most recent Rwby episode makes this a perfectly sensible and canon thing for Ozpin to do as opposed to a crack ship. He never gave up on his love...
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When they meet again in Volume 6
Salem: "I know you still love me."
Ozpin: "My 'Darling' neither God nor Grimm would convince me otherwise that my heart yerns for a witch."
Salem: "Is that so?" (Opens her dress breast hole)
Ozpin: "πΆ Well played..." 'Seriously How have they not aged?!'
Salem: "I'll be honest, I was REALLY angry at you for the first century or so."
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Hey itβs kinda been a fan ship before S6
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But itβs canon. Like... they fucked. And had children.
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Yeah but some fans shipped ozpin with Salem way before session six!
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I can't tell which is weirder: the fact that Ozpin still finds Salem sexually attractive, or the fact that he held onto that thing for who knows how long.
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Ozpin: This is filth. FILTH!
*hits glinda with pillow*
can I have my pillow back?
ozpin:later!
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Turns out the Relic that Salem is seeking at Beacon is her pillow. God knows what'll happen if it ends up in the wrong hand.
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It's not the pillow, it's the scadelous photos that's in Ozpin's computer.
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Could be.
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Β The real subject here is how did the designer of the image on the pillow know how Salem looked and is said designer still alive?
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My guess: Salem designed it herself.
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Me:my friend has one you know ozpin but it is Glynda not Salem.
Ozpin:really.
glynda:WHAT!!!
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This may be the greatest thing I've ever seen with Ozpin, ever. Counting canon.
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I presume the Beacon faculty would be blackmailing ozpin in no time LOLZ.
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