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Lelith disguising herself as a commissar inspecting an imperial guardsman who's trying really hard to not pop a boner.Related content
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LegionsSuicide14 [2017-10-28 07:50:13 +0000 UTC]
Guardsman, thinking: "Okay, bright side, this is probably going to end badly no matter what I do, but at least I haven't screwed up so far. Just a little longer, and I should be good. OHGODIHEARTHEASTARTESCOMINGOHFU-"
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UtensilPoker In reply to LegionsSuicide14 [2018-03-10 08:28:24 +0000 UTC]
Where are Catachans, when they are so needed...
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spirzmaus In reply to UtensilPoker [2018-10-15 16:15:46 +0000 UTC]
Giving Slaaneesh a fisting she dosen't enjoy.
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BlackTemplar6th [2017-09-11 04:20:52 +0000 UTC]
DAMNIT EZEKIAL! WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANTED A COAT THIS IS NOT WHAT I ENVISIONED YOU USING IT FOR! NOW WHAT THE FRACK ARE WE GOING TO DO? LILY'S PRANCING THROUGH THE CAMP LIKE A GODDAMN DOE! THE RECLUSIARCH IS GOING TO HAVE ALL OF OUR ASSES ON A SILVER PLATTER!Β
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emerald3434 In reply to BlackTemplar6th [2019-10-16 00:52:21 +0000 UTC]
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Treadz2000 In reply to BlackTemplar6th [2018-10-10 19:23:19 +0000 UTC]
"Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks, or I will definitely fuck you up!"
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Ashofthewilliams [2016-11-02 03:44:02 +0000 UTC]
"wait a minute...you aren't trying to fraternize with a guardsman, are you Ma'am? Because that gives me the right to accuse you of HERESY!"-the end.
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FreelancerNorth [2016-05-09 05:59:20 +0000 UTC]
Imperial Guards' Mind: "Thank the God Emperor I'm not sterile, but DAMN this is killing me!"
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jproteus [2015-01-24 05:40:46 +0000 UTC]
Lol. This a great drawing! The twist is that they're actually in a Dark Elder arena. This is the latest in the games, if he pops a boned, she pops off his head!
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thorimthestormlord In reply to jproteus [2015-10-06 00:41:24 +0000 UTC]
That seems like the kind of crazy shit the dark eldar would do.
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GnosisGuyver [2014-08-17 22:43:19 +0000 UTC]
so lelith got bored with brutally murdering people and decided to do cosplay either that or she infiltrating to see potential slaves
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artingstravist [2014-08-10 12:02:59 +0000 UTC]
"totally a commissar! just look at the hat!"Β
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Lutherniel In reply to Guest455 [2014-07-08 03:39:13 +0000 UTC]
Boners! You shall not fall this day!
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Guest455 In reply to Lutherniel [2014-07-08 04:07:42 +0000 UTC]
We stand beside our boners!
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Lutherniel In reply to Guest455 [2014-07-08 07:50:20 +0000 UTC]
No boner falls forgotten.
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Guest455 In reply to Lutherniel [2014-07-08 20:19:42 +0000 UTC]
Strike form the sky my boners!
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Guest455 In reply to J4B [2014-08-11 04:22:25 +0000 UTC]
We have boners on stand-by waiting to deep strike, the codex astartes names this maneuver "wooden rain".
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Guest455 In reply to J4B [2014-08-19 17:33:55 +0000 UTC]
Our boner shall be forever remembered, as the Emperor's finest.
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J4B In reply to Guest455 [2014-08-19 18:08:00 +0000 UTC]
The enemy is endless, but we shall stand strong.
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sharksang [2013-07-26 20:58:29 +0000 UTC]
lelith: attention soldier!
Guardsmen: Yes ma'am!
Lelith: is that a roll of quarters Β in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
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maidenfan2001 In reply to sharksang [2023-06-29 20:45:20 +0000 UTC]
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thevampiredio [2013-02-01 03:20:18 +0000 UTC]
my lasgun is fully charged sir! i mean mam!
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DarylChin In reply to thevampiredio [2014-07-14 16:34:07 +0000 UTC]
Commissar: My... that's a big lasgun. Where was it manufactured, guardsmen?
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thevampiredio In reply to DarylChin [2014-07-15 02:40:50 +0000 UTC]
in my bunk. would u like to come visit?
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thedarknesswithin91 [2013-01-31 19:04:32 +0000 UTC]
This time, the roles are reversed.
"Is that a gun in your pocket?"
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