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Published: 2017-03-19 22:13:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 19795; Favourites: 256; Downloads: 61
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Sketches for my Patreon reward.Top to bottom:
"Blood Angel veteran cutting an Eldar in two"
"Inquisitor trying to capture a Daemon with a pokeball"
"Imperial Guard with a snack stuck halfway in the vending machine."
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Physically broken
Mentally Broken
EMOTIONALLY BROKEN
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Thatβs just a broken man right there
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TF2:
Picture 1:
Space marine(Solider):,,Still think your funny, funny man?"
Eldar(Scout):,,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa-holy crap that goes on."
Picture 2:
Inquisitor(Sniper):,,I JUST BAGGED THE WORLD FATTEST MAN!"
Demonprince(Heavy):,,Do you wish for heavy to KILL YOU? Wish granted!"
Picture 3:
Imperial guardsmen(Demoman):*drunk gibbelbish*
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Silly inquisitor you need to damage it!
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BEFORE I realized it was a Pokeball, here's what came to my mind for the 2nd one;
Guardsmen: "DAEMON INCURSION!!"
Inquisitor: "Throw the CHEEEEESSSEE!"
*Daemon is lightly pelted with cheese blocks*
Guardsman: "....yeah!"
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"Greater Daemon of Khorne, I choose you!"
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Daemon: "We don't work like that! You need a Master Ball to capture Greater Daemons!"
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Bion: *holds up master ball wile haveing a troll face*
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Each one made me laugh more than the previous. Bless you good sir ;D
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#3: That's the last straw, I'm joining Chaos. Fuck you Corpse Emperor.
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Then I challenge you to a children card...to the death!!Β
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Justinian: *smacks machine sending a load of snacks down* 2nd melenium trick. Stay loyal bro.
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*Darth Vader voice* "Do not understand underestimate the power of Chaos"
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Justinian: they are only as powerful as you allow them to be
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Then I shall devote thyself beyond insanity until ye Gods of Chaos are of power beyond imagination and comprehension. >
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Justinian: so should I get my shock cannon or what?
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Shock cannon away, follower of the Corpse Emperor. Shock cannon away. XD
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Justinian: fire away? OKAY!! *opens fire*
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Whoohoo! I'm not blown away yet! More, increase the power of your shock cannons and send me my merry way to the Warp!
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Justinian: *smiles* now why would I help a follower of chaos? *proceeds to hog tie you* you may not be willing but I've been described as a loyalsit couterpart to many of your fellow traitors, does Fabius Bile ring a bell?
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*Grin widens* enhance me, milord! enhance me! if not, kill me! Either quick and painless or long and painful. Either way is a blessing for me!
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Justinian: *sighs* oh this is going to be a long week.
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Justinian: while I can't use you for my current big project there are a variaty of psychological studies that i have needed chaos followers for
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Pick me! Pick me! I haven't been a guinea pig for four years!
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Justinian: ok I mean they are not all that interesting, just building the complete psychological frames for all groups in the galaxy.
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How far into the project are you, Milord?
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Justinian: just a few logic tests left
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Templar: *your boss is here* And just what do you think you're doing missus. May I remind that your little tests are already banned on Hive worlds across the sector.Β
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Justinian: Need I remind you nephew that not only am I a man who made himself Primarch but also holds dominion over his own sector. I shall take this heritic and be out of your hair
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Templar: and yet the g-.......... I mean MAN- Emperor put me in charge of stoping your crazy schemes as they are , in his words, " as dumb and as uneccessary as the Dark Eldar" *shots guardsman* NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!
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Justinian: sure and the less people who truly understand the weakness of chaos the stronger it is, but okay. *phone rings* He finnaly showed up to talk? ... Great be there in a few. *hangs up* Well, speaking of those elves I'm negotiating a deal exchanging technology that might fix Dad's webway project allowing us to finally get started on that clone body in exchange for minding rights for soul stones in my sector. Something the imperium forgets often is that diplomacy is an excellent tool of war just as much as the strongest bomb or titan. Farewell for now.
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