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Dusterboy [2018-04-02 08:59:49 +0000 UTC]
I reckon she's already wearing the perfect outfit. Or maybe she wants something from JT's Stockroom, all straps, buckles and O-rings and covering nothing important.
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BlackTemplar6th [2017-11-12 15:58:59 +0000 UTC]
Lelith: hmm, maybe the beltes corset, no, too dark, it'll blend into the power armor. Oh! Perhaps the Sororitas stockings.... no saving those for a... special occasion *glances at the locked door to a room labeled "warning, lelith's private dungeon"* so many choices. And then there's the matter of if I want to get it off quickly.... and human skin is out for obvious reasons. I want to bed him not insult him. *At this the Queen of Commoragh breaks into a lustful smile complete with bedroom eyes* That Mon'keigh will be mine, if we can't settle it on the battlefield, then by vect we'll settle it in bed.
MEANWHILE
*a sudden shiver goes down Loann's back as the emperor's champion pauses from runninh the whetstone along the edge of his power-zweihander. He suddenly sneezes almost immediately after.*Β
Loann: Why do I feel like someone's thinking heretical thoughts about me, the emprah-forsaken lewd daemons were purged a week ago.Β
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BornOnTheNinth In reply to BlackTemplar6th [2018-07-16 18:38:55 +0000 UTC]
Gabrial Seth: "Maybe some of their brain matter is still around. Try putting your boots through a chemical rinse to get rid of it. That's how I get the gunk out of my chainsword after a day of slaughtering traitors."
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BlackTemplar6th In reply to BornOnTheNinth [2018-07-16 19:07:20 +0000 UTC]
Loann: yeah thatβs probably true, but still though this feels different.... hmmmm....
MEANWHILE
Lelith: Oh Fuck it! High heels and gloves!
Random wytch: and nothing else?
Lelith: and nothing else! If this doesnβt cause his greatsword to be unsheathed then nothing will!
*loann stops midwash and sneezes* oh emprah there it is again!
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emerald3434 In reply to BlackTemplar6th [2019-04-25 15:50:39 +0000 UTC]
Bion: how can you be so wise yet so dense, Hesperax has fallen in love with you, you monastic meathead. Why is it that whenever I get sent somewhere I get paired with people I have to teach how to be human
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caretoindulgeamadman In reply to emerald3434 [2020-09-16 02:58:38 +0000 UTC]
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emerald3434 In reply to caretoindulgeamadman [2020-09-16 04:48:01 +0000 UTC]
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abloodbrother In reply to BlackTemplar6th [2018-01-31 21:13:45 +0000 UTC]
I liked this but i don't know who Loann is?
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BlackTemplar6th In reply to abloodbrother [2018-02-05 03:31:53 +0000 UTC]
Just consider all of the rank and file brothers I name fan characters as none of them are actually named.
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BlackTemplar6th In reply to abloodbrother [2018-01-31 21:39:59 +0000 UTC]
He's an emperor's champion with the black templar's sixth crusader company, and the only one to actually duel Lelith Hesperax one on one multiple times... and live through all of them.
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abloodbrother In reply to BlackTemplar6th [2018-02-05 03:10:19 +0000 UTC]
So...you come up with him or does he have a FANDOM page i could read?
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BlackTemplar6th In reply to abloodbrother [2018-02-05 03:30:54 +0000 UTC]
Eh, I came up with him, no emperor's champion is ever named, so I just said "fuck it" and named one.
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abloodbrother In reply to BlackTemplar6th [2018-02-13 13:39:34 +0000 UTC]
Good enough for me.
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Marscaleb [2017-08-26 06:34:12 +0000 UTC]
She'd probably have fewer scars if she wore more clothing.
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chaos1925 In reply to Marscaleb [2017-08-28 01:38:01 +0000 UTC]
but then she won't get to experience more pain.
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Sexual-Yeti [2017-08-09 09:35:57 +0000 UTC]
How about nothing at all?
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...that's not me being a perv, that is a legitimate fashion amongst the dark eldar.
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SUPERDEMONKING In reply to Sexual-Yeti [2021-08-24 14:11:57 +0000 UTC]
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BornOnTheNinth In reply to Sexual-Yeti [2017-11-11 02:27:21 +0000 UTC]
That's just being lazy.
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DatTemplar [2017-08-04 10:37:24 +0000 UTC]
Eldar: What shall I where today? After all, Jaghetai is comming over for supper............................................................................................................... So human skin is of the menu
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MyNameIsRobotJones In reply to sowerofash [2017-08-03 11:02:00 +0000 UTC]
Dress for the job you want
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Samastol [2017-08-03 03:59:09 +0000 UTC]
"Hmm, do I want Chemos Silk or Prospero Cotton... decisions, decisions. What do you think, dear?"
*Muffled screams and wails of lust and pain from the bedroom echo forth, speaking of a damned man and a truly heretical evening.*
"Yeah, you're right, Chtonian Leather hugs my curves better. Thanks, dear!"
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BornOnTheNinth [2017-08-02 22:29:07 +0000 UTC]
Does it matter what you wear if you're just going to kill anyone who sees you in it?
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StealingPica In reply to BornOnTheNinth [2018-07-12 20:47:24 +0000 UTC]
You don't dress for anybody but yourself.
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BornOnTheNinth In reply to StealingPica [2018-07-16 19:34:19 +0000 UTC]
That's a good point.
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