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I might have been a little high while drawing this one...but to be fair...makers of this animated movie ware stoned of their balls while writing this piece of shit.Enjoy.
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Comments: 282
VGAfanatic In reply to ??? [2011-06-19 00:37:40 +0000 UTC]
Yeayeayea. Sing There's No Cats in America.
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HorrorFan6 [2011-06-01 01:42:38 +0000 UTC]
A STONED person couldn't come up with this kind of crap! What were they thinking!?
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Artemisthe [2011-05-29 12:53:43 +0000 UTC]
Captain America? Batman? Kratos?
O... Kay.. I don't want to see this movie.
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UncleScooter [2011-05-25 02:08:58 +0000 UTC]
Definitely one of his funniest reviews! I like how you got Captain America in the iceberg there
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"Quick, press down on the medulla oblongata! Five bucks says he smells burnt toast!"- Sam ("The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police", Ep.5- "They Came From Down There")
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wildtraveller [2011-05-23 00:56:54 +0000 UTC]
Fuck... me.... I really can't believe this thing actually exists, and I thought the Animated Titanic film with the rapping dog was bad.
Sure the animation was better, but the plot.... ugh! If NC reviews the spin-off with the one octopus (big if, by the way) then I pray for his sanity.
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Skythe-Soulblade In reply to wildtraveller [2011-05-23 01:27:48 +0000 UTC]
I think the big octopus sequel he stated that he would not do it.
And if he doesn't....I wouldn't blame him.
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wildtraveller In reply to Skythe-Soulblade [2011-05-23 01:35:24 +0000 UTC]
I certainly wouldn't blame NC either if he doesn't review that.
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pipe3424 In reply to ??? [2011-05-22 21:55:23 +0000 UTC]
i was gonna write a movie, but the i got high
i was gonna do my best, till i got high
i lost an oscar nomination, and you know why?
because i got high
because i got high
because i got hi-igh
lalala-la-lalala
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CodyMau In reply to ??? [2011-05-22 17:37:29 +0000 UTC]
This movie was amazing insanity, I'll give it that.
Nice touch adding the NC viewing all the crazy images like that.
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MarioSonicfan2 In reply to ??? [2011-05-21 19:53:17 +0000 UTC]
That movie had more flaws and then in the pervious animated Titanic movie that Doug(the Nostalgia Critic) reviewed.
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MarioSonicfan2 In reply to ??? [2011-05-21 19:53:16 +0000 UTC]
That movie had more flaws and then in the pervious animated Titanic movie that Doug(the Nostalgia Critic) reviewed.
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MaxDrawsFatsMostly In reply to ??? [2011-05-21 18:57:16 +0000 UTC]
I'm no fan of the NC anymore, and this is going to lead to many people making comments about his jokes, but at least the movie has gotten even more attention that it already has.
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orangeglasses2 In reply to ??? [2011-05-21 08:25:09 +0000 UTC]
Fucking awesome. I wasn't stoned when seeing the review, and I was having a hard time.
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Tabascofanatikerin [2011-05-20 04:17:56 +0000 UTC]
Oh my god....I mean it!! Oh - my - god!!!
Yesterday night I was watching this review and, of course, I laughed my ass off but on the other I understood the Critic's reactions very well. Also because of one reason:
I realized that THIS movie has been aired like a dozen times over the last ten years or so on a German channel for children and families generally (Super RTL). Whenever I read about this in TV magazines I ignored the movie - thinking this couldn't be worth watching or interesting at all.
But I NEVER thought about the dimension this movie takes...Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on the Titanic? I think this explains the movie a little better. Terrible.
BTW: your title card explains the movie very well, too "You have to be this high to watch"
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supermechagoji [2011-05-19 20:04:38 +0000 UTC]
When I saw the review I could hardly believe it existed.
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dd4rri3nd [2011-05-19 18:59:25 +0000 UTC]
that and the fact that the producers were satan worshipers who believed this film would help in the ressurection of mussiolini.
also because the internet now knows that he is aware of the movie sequel exist, the critic's gonna have to review it.
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CryptoNoah In reply to dd4rri3nd [2012-11-15 00:01:27 +0000 UTC]
You telling the truth or making a joke, because either way, it's still bad!
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Delmaria94 [2011-05-19 16:29:23 +0000 UTC]
... I see... captian america... Kratos... Batman... the kracken... an alien rainbow thingy... and Nostaglia critic looking high
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MissouriFangirl7789 [2011-05-19 03:26:38 +0000 UTC]
You're right...these people were stoned.
But what does Batman, Captain America, Kratos and an UFO have to do with this piece of crap?
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Linkzilla [2011-05-19 02:06:33 +0000 UTC]
IT DOESN'T SEEM POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But Thumbs up for the Kratos!!!
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MPS2001 In reply to ??? [2011-05-19 01:58:34 +0000 UTC]
Ummm, what's with the alien, Batman, Captain America, the octopus, and the sword dude?
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gaucelm In reply to ??? [2011-05-18 23:08:52 +0000 UTC]
If only there still was a "I am not making this up" section on TVTropes, this movie could be the poster-child.
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JohnFaa In reply to gaucelm [2011-05-22 11:18:40 +0000 UTC]
I think there used to be one, but like many things it was deleted.
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gaucelm In reply to JohnFaa [2011-05-22 16:49:10 +0000 UTC]
Yes, I know, that's why I said "if only there was still".
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Yaz-mara In reply to ??? [2011-05-18 21:51:29 +0000 UTC]
No but your right, I just saw a couple of minutes on YouTube, it was really bad...
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PhantomofTheRuhr [2011-05-18 21:39:23 +0000 UTC]
When I subjected myself to Doug's review of Baby Geniuses I remarked on that video's comment page that "Not even Horribfuckus is a word adequate enough to describe this film."
Well, after watching Legend of the Titanic today, I feel that I jumped the gun a bit. My comment is better suited to latter film instead of the former.
Great artwork as always MaroBot.
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Yaz-mara In reply to ??? [2011-05-18 21:28:48 +0000 UTC]
LOL, either way, still a really cool piece of work... LOL!
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mlsterben [2011-05-18 19:13:49 +0000 UTC]
This movie needs a reboot with Kratos killing everything.
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NatalieTheAntihero [2011-05-18 18:33:46 +0000 UTC]
Oh, this movie was reaaaaally bad. Seriously: Why does the octopus have a dog face?!
That's just scary and creepy.
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JohnFaa In reply to NatalieTheAntihero [2011-05-22 11:21:33 +0000 UTC]
To quote TV Tropes:
"The octopus is also given a head that resembles Casper the Friendly Ghost because the idea of a hideous or bizarre looking good guy is unthinkable."
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NatalieTheAntihero In reply to JohnFaa [2011-05-23 21:26:22 +0000 UTC]
... That was a really bad idea... ._.
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Mike2468 [2011-05-18 18:30:03 +0000 UTC]
Whatever you were smoking when you drew this...can I have some of it?
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Kelm1th [2011-05-18 17:49:03 +0000 UTC]
Titanic getting raped by a giant octopus, batman coming from the water, captain america frozen, an UFO making a rainbow and... is that Kratos attacking the octopus?
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You know, Kratos would have saved this film. If one of my favorite video game heroes would have been there spilling blood and ripping guts, it would have saved the movie, that makes no sense at all.
Slight critique, his blades look different than that, but I can imagine that they would be pretty hard to draw. Their shape is a bit bizarre after all
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MaroBot In reply to Kelm1th [2011-05-18 21:03:56 +0000 UTC]
Well..i know blades are different and i didnt draw red tatoos on him, i drawed him small as bird's shit so i didnt thought there's need to make him more detailed .
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Oceanlinerorca [2011-05-18 17:23:33 +0000 UTC]
THANK YOU SO MUCH NOSTALGIA CRITIC!!!
You have made my day! I am a Titanic buff and after seeing that film on YouTube it is such an insult more than the 2001 animated film. Whoever are the makers of this film should be sent to an asylum for their disgrace.
NC needs to review it's sequel because it's ten times worse with more insanity.
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