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Published: 2020-03-09 15:11:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 6847; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 5
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W.Meggy: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
W.Callie: oh cod what have i done
Also, as a bonus, you get the final page as well, as it's substantially shorter than the others.
Script:
W.Meggy: (drinks from the bottle and recoils) ...GAH! What was that, battery acid?!
W.Callie: Octoscotch. I THINK that’s one of the ingredients...how did that even get there?
W.Meggy: ...I’ve wasted my life. I spent it chasing a dream I could never have. I sacrificed everything! Friends, family, my own sanity...and now I’m here. Insane, no prospects, no more chances to make myself known...stuck in a dead end job and I DO mean dead. (swigs, and winces) I remember, saying to Mario, actually. Before the kidnapping. I felt like I was losing sight of who I was. And I guess, because the OTHER me had to win...I did. Everything I am, everything I was, it’s...meaningless. I’m a nobody, Callie. A failure.
W.Callie: ...Meggy. (she gets closer) You’re only a failure if you allow yourself to be so. I’ll admit, I felt like you too. When I started this job. I thought, why was I alive? To continue this suffering? In the employ of wackjobs and wingnuts? My old life was gone, my old dreams...extinguished. But then, I realised. I still had my empathy. I can HEAL people. I could still do some good on a whole team of bad. Even my...new cousin is a violent monster. But I can reign her in. I’ve saved a lot of people in this job. People who Pearl would laugh at as they bled out.
W.Meggy: What’re you saying?
W.Callie: If your life goal is gone...find another. You’re young, Meggy. You’ve still got a whole life ahead of you! You’ve still got so much more you can do. And hey, if you explain all this to your human self, maybe she’ll sympathise! Maybe she’ll help!
W.Meggy: Screw her...wait a minute...I COULD do something! I’ve still got unfinished business with that trollop!
W.Callie: That what now?
W.Meggy: (she throws herself to her feet, fire in her eyes) I’ve got it! I can use the War Splats to get my revenge! I can storm the castle with you all, steal Axol’s silly pen and use it to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom. Kill Mario and his stupid friends! I mean, my ink is enough to fuel it to 100%...supposedly. Imagine what WARMONGER squid ink could do!
W.Callie: Uh, Meggy? I don’t think-
W.Meggy: And then, when the other Meggy is all alone and wounded, I’ll make her beg for my forgiveness!
W.Callie: Meggy this isn’t what I meatn-
W.Meggy: And then I'll snap her human neck, AND THEN I’LL MAKE THE PEOPLE SUFFER FOR ABANDONING ME FOR HER!
W.Callie: Oh Cod you know what I'm just gonna sit down...
Assets Used:
Enhanced Inklings (Base and Clothes) by lilrobot and friends - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…
Splatoon 2: Leggings and Shorts - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…
Dark Kraken Eyes by Paws1999 - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…
Splatoon 2 Headgear by Tomato217 - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…
Splatoon 2 Shoes by Tomato127 and DarkMario - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…
Splatoon 2 Clothing by Tomato127 -steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…
Mafia 2 Bottle Prop by Cubic Tuxedo - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…
Octo Valley - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…
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cvgwjames [2022-11-22 02:52:24 +0000 UTC]
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holley64 [2022-10-22 10:29:00 +0000 UTC]
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ToxicrackWarriors [2020-03-11 00:00:18 +0000 UTC]
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WickerDan In reply to ToxicrackWarriors [2020-03-11 21:07:48 +0000 UTC]
Ah, so you’re wondering about Smiling Advocates as they appear in Perry’s multiverse! They actually come from my interpretation of The Smiler, but are appearing in Perry’s world because of a timeline in which Smiler successfully took over humanity and decided to spread his control to other worlds of civilization, and the Warmonger universe happened to be where he wound up when leaving his own universe.
I don’t really do requests, but now that you mention it, I’d like to make an official bio for Smiler and perhaps I should also make one for Advocates. Until then, I believe the best view of them would be this little story from my old account:
You Belong To The Smiler Bob was the only one at his house. He was sitting on his couch, watching the news, when he was startled by a knock at the door. He turned down the volume and got up to answer it. He opened the door to find a man in a strange outfit on his porch. He was wearing a yellow long sleeve shirt under a black vest with an odd, face-esque symbol and the words “The Smiler” on it. He also had yellow pants, black shoes, a black hat with the face symbol, and fingerless gloves with black and white stripes. He was smiling widely, and it appeared that he was wearing contacts that made his irises look like black and yellow swirls... but the swirls were somehow rotating, like the man had wheels in his eyes.
“Can I help you?” Bob asked. Without warning, the man pulled a cloth out of his pocket and shoved it into Bob’s face. As Bob felt his consciousness fade away, the man with the sleeping chemical-infused rag held onto him so he didn
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ToxicrackWarriors In reply to WickerDan [2020-03-11 21:31:49 +0000 UTC]
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WickerDan In reply to ToxicrackWarriors [2020-03-11 22:03:41 +0000 UTC]
And here’s my best visual representation of Smiler so far, if you care: www.deviantart.com/wickerdan/a…
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MasterPerryMartin In reply to ToxicrackWarriors [2020-03-11 11:41:10 +0000 UTC]
That's more WickerDan 's area, not mine.
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fnafplayer64 [2020-03-09 18:48:27 +0000 UTC]
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Raidark94 [2020-03-09 16:32:50 +0000 UTC]
Ha ha ha ! That's the spirit ! That's Puuuuuure Eeevil !
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BionicleRules [2020-03-09 15:19:16 +0000 UTC]
Oh dear, she has gone even more mad than before. This is gonna be a looooong night.
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BionicleRules In reply to MasterPerryMartin [2020-03-09 15:45:20 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, read the last page, but i'm still a tad worried.
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MasterPerryMartin In reply to BionicleRules [2020-03-09 19:57:45 +0000 UTC]
It'll be fiiiiiiiine. Probably.
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BionicleRules In reply to MasterPerryMartin [2020-03-09 20:59:10 +0000 UTC]
...Why do i feel like you are lying? XD
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MasterPerryMartin In reply to BionicleRules [2020-03-09 23:06:36 +0000 UTC]
Because I might be. XD
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