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Its a brainbug. He's looking for a brain. happy Ballantines day.Related content
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I could use a brain-bug myself, would help me think. And a business-cat for the math stuff.
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They're not on the market yet but I may be able to pull some strings and get you a prototype. Its not as much a brainbug, though as it is a leech taped to soda bottle with wet towels in it but it gets the job done. As for the cat, all cats are good at math, the hard part is getting them to sit down and actually do it. That and finding a tailor who works with cats. I'll be happy to help just send me an email titled "sean connery has a pretty mouth", I'll know what it means.
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Excellent! It's decided, now to go find myself a cat.
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By the time you read this, you no doubt have found a cat. Here is a list of things you can do with it to get the best results,
-Sex it. (find out if its a boy or a girl. Do not HAVE sex with it. See comment left on post titled "Cindy" for more information)
-Name it. I like to name my business cats after ex-girlfriends and yell at them when I'm mad.
-Sing it to sleep and win its trust.
-Wake it up at hour and six minute intervals with pots and pans.
-Feed it candy then yell at it for not sitting still.
-Tape a calculator to its hand. By now it should be in a constant state of alertness. Its time for a suit.
Good luck and if you have any more questions feel free to ask. I'm a professional.
-Dr. Keith
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