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Mermain123 — Interview with the scouts 4
Published: 2011-09-04 21:34:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 887; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 1
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part 4In a random studio....
Mermain123: And Welcome to another episode! I am Mermain123 and this is- Where the heck is she?!!?
DMP: -Appears- Somebody call?!!?
Mermain123: Yes, Your here, Do you have the knives
DMP: Yup, there sharpened and everything
Mermain123: Good... and now I SHALL SUMMON THE SENSHIS!!! RANDOM SUMMONING POWER!!!
In Tokyo, Japan, in Serena’s house
Serena: YUMMY COOKIES –Munches on cookies-
Irene: SERENA!!! SAVE SOME FOR YOUR FRIENDS!!
Raye: YEAH YOU PIG
Serena: I’m not a pig, why are you so mean –sobs-
Ken: -Comes from downstairs- SERENA WHAT IS THIS!!!
Serena: [uh-oh]
Irene: What’s the matter?
Ken: -Coming into living room- I FOUND A PREGANCY TEST IN SERENA’S ROOM
Seyia: CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sammy: What the hell, I thought that Darien was Serena’s boyfriend
Ken: -Angry and advancing towards Darien- What?????? –Advances towards Seyia-
Seyia: NOOOO I’M TO YOUNG
Irene: -Mad at Serena- Serena you are in so in much trouble
Random Portal: SUP!
Mercury: Did that portal just talk
Portal: Thats right, Sailor M-Cut off by Lita strangling it-
Portal: AGHHHHHHH – Transports Senshi to Random Studio
Back in the studio
Mermain123: -Looking at watch- The should have been here 5 minutes ago
Portal: -Spits dudes out- Bye meanies
Mars: -Looks around- GOD DAMIT WE’RE BACK AGAIN!?!?!?!
Serena: OH THANK LORD I’M SAVED –Kisses floor-
DMP: HI!!! COUSIN!!!!!
Serena: [Why me?]
DMP: -Tackles- I heard through my spy glass, that I stole from Hexadecimal (Don’t tell her) that you’re pregnant
Serena: Stalker
Mermain123: -Throwing box of cookies at DMP –
Serena & DMP: YUMMY COOKIES –Munches-
Mermain123: Okay So today we’re interviewing Haruka/Amara whatever she’s going by these days
Haruka: Why me?
Mermain123: Okay Question 1: Are you a man or a woman? There's been a surprisingly large ammout of contradiction about that, though it is clearly stated that she's a girl, and none of the scouts are gay.
Senshi: ..............................
Jupiter: Are you people retards?
DMP: Nope, but I am falling Math XD and English... and Art.... and Science
Neptune:; Wow your an idiot
DMP: AM NOT!!!
Mermain123: Anyway....
Uranus: LIKE I’M A GIRL, DO I NEED TO PROVE IT
Mars: ermmm no thank you
Uranus: -Eye twitching-
Mermain123: Okay question two: WHY DO YOU HIT ON EVERY WOMAN?!?!!?
Uranus: I only hit on neptune!!!
Mars: Then what was last week
Neptune: Care to explain
Mars: Nothing just you can here from my lawyer by next Tuesday
Neptune: ???????????
Uranus: I’m dead aren’t I?
Neptune: Yup –Removes a sword from picket- YOU SHALL DIE
DMP: -laughing- Okay time for an intermission... TIME TO BURN EDWARD CULLEN DOLLS
Cast & Audience: .......................
Random Child in Audience: Mommy, is DMP crazy?
Mother: Erm no idea
Mermain: -Drags a case of Edward Cullen dolls out-
DMP: -Places dolls on floor and pours gasoline on them-
Mermain: Will we be sued
DMP: -Shrugs- No idea
Moon: HOW THE HELL CAN YOU HATE TWILIGHT!?!?!?
Mars: YEAH IT’S AWESOME
DMP: Cause we can... –lights on fire-
In Forks Washington... with Bella and Edward
Bella: I wuv you Edward
Edward: No duh I’m awesome looking
Bella: [Self centered ass-] Erm Edward your burning
Edward: -On fire- What???OMG –MELTS-
Edward: WAIT FOR ME BELLA
Bella: OHH LOOK ITS JACOB –smooches with him-
Back at the studio
Mermain: Okay intermission over... anyway question 3...
DMP: IS IT TRUE PLUTO IS 79 % COOLER THEN URANUS???
Pluto: YEAH I’M COOLER THEN SOME ONE YEAH!!!! FINALLY I’VE BEEN THE UNCOOLEST OF THEM ALL –partys- Free puppies for all –conjures up puppies-
DMP: OHHH SOOO CUTE –Hugs a puppy-
Puppy: Woof –licks face-
Uranus: ITS NOT TRUE!!! PLUTO IS SO NOT COOLER THEN ME
Pluto: I SO AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uranus: YOU SO AREN’T
Pluto: ARE SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! –starts killing Uranus-
Uranus: WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?!?!
Pluto: BECAUSE I WON’T LOSE TO YOU –brawl results-
DMP: -Laughing-
Mermain: We have to stop this before Amara dies otherwise we can’t finish this interview
Mercury: Is that all your worried about?
DMP: Yup
Mercury: Wow you don’t care about any one do you
DMP: Nope... other then Mermain and my family
Mermain: Same, except I care about my other friends to
Mermain: Anyway final question: WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THESE PICTURES OF YOU KISSING PRINCESS FIREBALL?!!?!
Neptune: WHAT!??!!? HOW COULD YOU
Uranus: Crap –Looks for somewhere to run-
Neptune: -Tackles uranus to the ground-
DMP: -Watching- Woah there goes a chunk of Amara’s hair
Mermain: -Watching with distaste- Ehh we’ll end it here
Both: Moon Pitch Pitch Transportation! –disapperes-
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Comments: 16
sailor uranus?.... oh... so many jokes can be made about sailors and "Uranus" xD
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if questions for her had been sent in they would have been done so those jokes would have happened if someone had asked them all the questions have been made up by me and my friend
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And not care was given. Problem?
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oh... okay then... never mind
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I'm very happy your enjoying this so far
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^^ I' glad you enjoy Confessions so far! ^^
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Thanks! NEW CHAPTER! That I should've done after Revealed...... XD
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lol that would be awsome
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I'm working on it! I think it might turn out kinda funny or random though.
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that doesn't matter it's still just fun
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