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Published: 2011-09-04 21:07:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 1515; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 3
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NOT MY PICTURE this is just the picture I'm using for the first chapter of this random fanfic I'm doing with my friendfull title: Interview with the Sailor scouts
chapter 1 is Serena here it is
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Mermain: Welcome to our interview show! Today we are going to interview the sailor scouts but first let me introduce you to the other interviewer, DMP (DaedricMoonPrincess)
DMP: - Walks in stumbling and smelling like booze) Hey Wel-Welcome to our shop (Hiccup) no wait our
Show! I’m DMP anyway (Seems to have made a recovery from the booze) here are the sailor moon cast dudes
DMP: -Pulls rope-
In Tokyo, Japan
Serena: -Looks at everyone else- Why do I get the feeling like we’re going to end up somewhere else...
All: -Falls-
Back where ever the hell we’re located at
Cast: -Falls on floor-
Audience : -Cheers-
Mermain: Our interviewees are here now
Mars: WTF, WHERE ARE WE
DMP: -Eating radioactive cookies- WELCOME TO OUR TORTURE SHOW!!!
Cast: -Screams-
DMP: OKAY LETS INTERVIEW SAILOR MOON FIRST
DMP: -Ties everyone to chairs-
Jupiter: WHAT IN THE NAME OF JUPITER IS GOING ON HERE!!!
DMP: -Whacks over head with a book that looks suspiciously like the book from Survival)
DMP: NO QUESTIONS -Foam comes out of mouth-
Mermain: Okay anyway first question –Reads from list- Whats with you and mars
DMP: I KNOW SERENA STOLE ALL MAR’S MANGA’S
Moon: Erm... well we don’t hate each other... but we do dislike each other
Mars: Agreed
DMP: LIES!!!!
Scouts & Mask: .............
Mermain123: Okay next question... Where the heck did Rini get her pink hair and red eyes from
DMP: Genetics, Dariens’s mom’s eyes, and Serena’s great
9 hours later
DMP: Basicly she’s her first grandmother....
Mermain: Okay (wondering how DMP knows this stuff) next question
DMP: -Reads list- Is it true that your mother is Sailor Neptune
All: -Staring at DMP like she’s on something-
Moon: WHAT THE HECK!?!!?
Neptune: Is this girl drunk or something
DMP: NO!
Venus: Erm I think the answer is that neptune and Serena’s mom were played by the same actress
DMP: I DIDN’T ASK YOU
Mermain: Seriously STOP ANSWERING SERENA’S QUESTIONS
DMP: COMMERICAL TIME
The story of a life time..
THE SEQUEL TO PRINCESS TUTU
THE WICKED RAVEN IS BACK!! AS A CROW
AND ITS UP TO TUTU AND HER SISTER TO STOP HIM
WATCH AS THEY FACE CHALLENGES AND OVER COME THEM
PRINCESS TUTU: THE TAIL OF TWO TUTU’S
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Ohhh it’s all canadien coffee!
The coffee that all canadien’s dream about
We put so much sugar into it that you’ll love it
You’ll be up the walls while the cops try and
Shot you! Its worse then McDonalds but you’ll be as addicted
It’s Maple Leaf Coffee! Try it or you’ll die from temptation
It’s always fresh, its maple leaf coffee
OH GOD THE PEOPLE FROM TIM HORTANTS ARE HERE
THEIR PISSED WE STOLE THEIR CATCH FRAISE! OH GOD THEY HAVE GUNS!!
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Pillow World Canada don’t buy a pillow anywhere else
Or else we’ll rob you while you sleep and use our cats to eat out your eyes
Hi I’m mark from Pillow Country Canada and I’m here to tell you about
Our store! We have pillows made out of all sorts of things, dead things, live things, and
Even your mom’s bathrobe! And you get a free sharp item when you buy 2 pillows
OH GOD NOT THE SLEEP COUNTRY CANADA GUYS, I JUST GOT THE TIM HORTANTS GUYS OFF OF ME
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A tale of epicness! Sakura did not realize that when Serena returned home she would be blamed for the stolen cookies! Now she faces the worst battle.... SAILOR MOON
READ AS SAILOR MOON BATTLES SAKURA FROM CARD CAPTORS IN COOKIE THIEF
End commericals
DMP: -Laughing-
Mermain: And Welcome back after erm the commericals
DMP: READ THE TAIL OF TWO TUTU’S AND COOKIE THIEF
Audience: .....
DMP: Anyway next question - Reads list-
DMP: IS IT TRUE YOU CONSTANTLY STEAL THE STUFF JUPITER MAKES!
Moon: HOW THE HECK DO YOU KNOW THAT! ITS NOT EVEN IN THE SHOW
Mermain: We have our sources!
DMP: NOW FOR THE BIG FINALLY!
Drum roll
Mermain: Is it true that you Serena have cheated on Darien with Seyia
Audience: -Gasp-
Moon: ITS A LIE
DMP: -Shoves that werid truth serum from harry potter down her throut
DMP: DID YOU CHEAT ON DARIEN WITH SEYIA
Moon: OF COURSE I DID, LIKE WHAT WAS I SUPPOSE TO DO WHILE DARIEN WAS AT COLLAGE??!!?
I was going to dump him anyway
Mask: -Runs crying-
Mermain: OKAY GUYS THAT’S ALL FOR TODAY BE SURE TO COME BACK FOR MORE!!!
Mermain: YEAH FIRST CHAPTER UP
DMP: Also view those stories (I helped make them)
Mermain: Yes also review with more questions!
Both: Till next time! Pitch Pitch Moon Mermaid Transportation!
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Ignore the random comercials if you wish
