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Published: 2013-06-12 22:20:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 10926; Favourites: 410; Downloads: 20
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Yeah, I don't normally make video game comics that much anymore, but I felt as though I needed to vent my frustration in some way. Also, I refused to draw that Microsoft guy with any semblance of effort.Xbox One © Those stupid morons at Microsoft... SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?!
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ea is probably sopposed to mean evil asshole. fuck you ea. you greedy fucking bastards.
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And that's why I vote for PS4, PS3, and XBOX 360
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Microsoft is getting the Microshaft because they are so Microshity.
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Technically there is a way how to play 360 games on there.
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I heard a disturbing rumor that the DRM is likely to be coming back after the launch for the Xbox One. I hope that isn't true because if it is then Microsoft is totally fucked.
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No offense, but people nowadays are just being too hard on the system. EVEN after they removed the DRM policies.
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yep!! people these days 
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I hear someone told me that the DRM could make a return after the launch.
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Apparently with the DRM, it was basically gonna be a console version of Steam. Nobody bitches about Steam.
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not like that former EA CEO John Riccitello who wants us to love DRM sorry Mr. Riccitello, we shall hate DRM forever. there's already a Steam console and I ain't buying it (I might change my mind once it is released). I will buy Xbox One and I don't hate EA cause I'm neutral
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I'm getting Xbox One. But eventually I feel things are just going to change every half/near decade. People just want it to stay the same. I admit I feel that way, too, but eventually people need to accept anything new.
But then again, there's already many new things on Xbox One and PS4, like simultaneous gameplay AND livestreaming! And I THINK you can watch your friends online playing their own games (if streams aren't included).
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the folks should wait for Xbox One review before they can have their opinions on the console. they can hate Xbox One as long as they like but they aren't stop gonna meeeee from buying it
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Yes, indeed. This game's getting me hooked on the franchise. I can't wait!
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the other reason they hate Xbox One because of those NSA spying on them.....................BULLLLLLLLLLLLLSH*T!!!!! XD
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that's the reason why they don't buy Xbox One 
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there one way to stop these.....im switching to the PlayStation
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Haha XD
Eh, Microsoft takes the greatest things in life and tortures them viciously until they get their fix on blood and suffering :/
Reminds me what they did to Rareware
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"Yo dawg, we heard you like to watch TV, so we put live TV on your Xbox one so you can watch TV on your TV while you watch TV!"
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I think that was the pic...
Except, the guy was smiling...
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YES! The top one!
He wore a Microsoft cap in the meme (probably added there...)
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knowyourmeme.com/memes/xzibit-…
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Hmm-mmm....I know that feel---
IT IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH^T!!
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Super plot twist: You actually put effort into the Microsoft employee by putting effort into NOT putting effort into him.
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Good news: Microsoft has seen the error of it's ways and has made a U-turn!
The restrictions on lending games: Gone!
Requirement for internet 24/7: Gone!
Kinect Creeping on you... Still no news about that.
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They kept it anyway for a year and bam, not included with the system anymore,
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Well, at least there's that.
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But man, things must have been tough back then.
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I just found out that Microsoft is removing DRM from the Xbox One. So that means you dont have to be online 24 hours for them to check and you can actually play used games. Now if only we can make them change the price, make it playable on older TVs, backwards compatible, ETC
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The Good XBOX
White Dude Shooting Brown People 3
Rated D
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