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MinervasMuse In reply to TabbyDerp [2016-11-01 23:53:43 +0000 UTC]

LOL thank you!
If you look closely he is called Boat Mcboatface

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TabbyDerp In reply to MinervasMuse [2016-11-02 01:31:20 +0000 UTC]

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MinervasMuse In reply to Ruanly [2016-11-01 23:17:18 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! And now I write a story for thee

There once was a little rabbit that joined the military and wanted to fly airplanes but he was a fucking rabbit so he couldn't fly any planes but anyway he became a famous rabbit sniper and killed hundreds of enemies and won a purple carrot for his bravery then one day he was deployed in the battle of the shaved ass crack of which the army of ludicrous badgers was winning against the rabbits tortoise allies the rabbit was to go turn the tides of battles with her deadly accuracy which he had from his great vision which he got from eating shit tons of carrots well he went into the battle and killed a bunch of badgers but then he saw a young badger badly wounded near him and he thought to kill it but couldn't because he felt so bad so he had an internal argument but decided to flee the battle with the badger to save him well he saved the badger and they took care of one another while the tortoise and badgers countries went to shit so they moved to the spider monkey country and got a nice little cottage and had a lot of gay sex but then the rabbit found out his rabbit country was coming to assassinate him for being a faggy rabbit with the enemy so the rabbit did the only thing he could and decapitate his gay badger lover and went to the country if the dingos and fucked a dingo bitch from then on with ugly use dingo rabbit puppies that later went on to become the president of America known as trump

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Ruanly In reply to MinervasMuse [2016-11-07 22:20:53 +0000 UTC]

THAT IS THE ONLY WAY THIS STORY COULD END.

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MinervasMuse In reply to Ruanly [2016-11-13 01:40:07 +0000 UTC]

And it fucking did end that way O_o

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