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monkeyoo β€” Don't Call a Heavy FAT

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Description Took me such a long time! Anyways, this is just a joke between the scout and the heavy because one of the scout's response calls the heavy "eat it fatty!". If the Heavy could react he be pissed!

*edit* By the way, the Russian spelling and meaning can be off because I translated it from Babel Fish.
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sol-grey [2015-10-16 13:29:30 +0000 UTC]

The right russian words for this case will be: "толстый" and "ΠΆΠΈΡ€Π½Ρ‹ΠΉ" (not "Ρ‚ΡƒΡ‡Π½ΠΎ" ΠΈ "Π½Π°Π²Π°Ρ€Π½ΠΎ", the last one doesn't really exist). Welcome.))

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LizDoesMinecraft [2015-05-23 01:02:34 +0000 UTC]

Β maybe Heavy can use the magic metal pipe of pain... >:3

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Icy-Ninja In reply to LizDoesMinecraft [2015-10-15 02:14:58 +0000 UTC]

Xa Xa Xa!I bet Ivan would be glad to help by showing his maturity and squishing Scout just, you know... a little.

Β - "No squishing!"

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The-Last-Bullet In reply to LizDoesMinecraft [2015-10-08 19:39:35 +0000 UTC]

Yes the magic metal pipe of pain owo

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TheGeekGirl13 In reply to LizDoesMinecraft [2015-08-22 18:27:48 +0000 UTC]

Da, the pipe will solve all problems ^J^

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LizDoesMinecraft In reply to TheGeekGirl13 [2015-09-28 00:14:30 +0000 UTC]

XD

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G-GIRL20000912 [2014-11-27 10:40:59 +0000 UTC]

the flashback scene of heavy reminds me of russia's child past in axis powers hetalia anime

good job though!!!

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TheGeekGirl13 In reply to G-GIRL20000912 [2015-01-02 21:06:32 +0000 UTC]

THAT IS A GOOD CALL

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G-GIRL20000912 In reply to TheGeekGirl13 [2015-01-03 09:37:23 +0000 UTC]

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funsizedOtaku In reply to G-GIRL20000912 [2015-05-17 16:15:53 +0000 UTC]

Where Heavy grew up its very big and very cold and people hate each other quietly.
His only friend growing up was a yak. Β 

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G-GIRL20000912 In reply to funsizedOtaku [2015-05-17 18:31:15 +0000 UTC]

good thing i appreciate Russia (anime and real) and Heavy himself.

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perfect-monster [2014-04-24 12:14:06 +0000 UTC]

Класс 
ΠŸΡ€ΠΈΠ²Π΅Ρ‚ ΠΈΠ· России!

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NOMNOMSUN [2013-10-30 04:58:33 +0000 UTC]

Heavy isn't fat. In fact, most of his weight is concluded mostly in muscle. Which his class is very good at. Also another fact, muscle weighs more then fat. So if heavy actually was fat and not muscular he would actually be lighter. Kinda ironic, huh? Someones' weight is nothing to be ashamed of heavy. We all love you. Hell, Valve even made you the mascot of TF2! You need to forget the name calling and start busting scouts. YOU GO HEAVY!

- from a fellow 'fat' person, who is fat and PROUD of it.

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funkycat339 In reply to NOMNOMSUN [2015-04-06 18:48:06 +0000 UTC]

ALL ABOUT TEH BASS M8 XD

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darksack100 [2013-08-27 00:49:40 +0000 UTC]

the scout in the first scene looks very well done.

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tankbutt [2013-08-26 10:08:45 +0000 UTC]

STORY OF MY LIFE

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MavetorrTheDeathGod [2013-05-11 10:09:27 +0000 UTC]

The Scout also says, "hey lard-fat."

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AmberTDW [2013-03-06 21:29:49 +0000 UTC]

"Π’ΡƒΡ‡Π½ΠΎ" "Наварно" - such words in the Russian language does not been
But "Бвинья" - that is another story :>

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RedWes [2012-12-31 09:07:10 +0000 UTC]

If he was skinny he couldn't yous his gun.

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Rockius-the-Fox [2012-03-25 00:32:39 +0000 UTC]

Arfmon: *runs up behind Heavy* Heavy-Chan *Hug Heavy*

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thelakotanoid1 In reply to Rockius-the-Fox [2012-08-08 01:43:51 +0000 UTC]

heavy-Chan? LOL!

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Rockius-the-Fox In reply to thelakotanoid1 [2012-08-30 23:38:32 +0000 UTC]

yes Arfmon Speaks some japanese

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Boxohobo [2012-02-05 07:40:21 +0000 UTC]

>0<

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ramirogalletti [2011-12-15 22:31:15 +0000 UTC]

teah I AM FATTY I am and more DAD ASS

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WhosxxThat [2011-11-13 12:44:33 +0000 UTC]

Lol the Japanese ta's.

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trossidevil [2011-08-18 05:04:05 +0000 UTC]

Hugs for the Heavy :3 go get him tiger!

Lols great little comic :3

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ramirogalletti [2011-05-15 01:03:47 +0000 UTC]

WTF are saying in russian?

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Daedor [2011-04-11 14:36:15 +0000 UTC]

Based on a true story.
(If the cold war had escalated)

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El-Rado [2011-04-01 19:19:10 +0000 UTC]

An excellent comic which left me with a chuckle.

My only complaint would be that Scout looks a bit undramatic in the last panel. Or maybe it's just me.

If you're gonna die, Scout, die in STYLE, damnit!

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Rezec [2011-03-17 16:09:24 +0000 UTC]

whatever.

If you ever want to speak\write some "Russian language" just send me a note - I'll check it free for you)

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Rezec [2011-03-08 12:32:30 +0000 UTC]

In case, if you guys don't know:

"Fatty" mean "Жирдяй" in russian. Nor "Π’ΡƒΡ‡Π½ΠΎ" neither "Наварно".
for the God's sake, stop your scoff over my first language...

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monkeyoo In reply to Rezec [2011-03-17 06:02:03 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for letting me know. I know that the Russian in this img is WAAAY off. I apologize for offending you in any way.

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Headsquasher [2011-01-16 16:14:57 +0000 UTC]

I CEE SCOWT!!!

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thech111 [2010-12-08 20:52:53 +0000 UTC]

It is one of the best! And I mean BEST![link] Sad heavy, though.

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Gozer-The-Destroyor [2010-11-25 19:14:20 +0000 UTC]

I never understood that. He's a little tubbly around the middle, but the guy's built like an ox. He lugs around a huge minigun all the time, he eats sandviches, for chrissakes. Unless in the TF Universe, sandviches are made of marshmellows, I'd say Heavy's pretty fit and Scout's just a jackhole. Leetle men like him don't seem to know what "fat" is but they certainly throw the word around like they do.

Anyways, great comic! MONKEYOO IS CREDIT TO TEAM.

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Sweet--Tooth [2010-11-12 16:59:27 +0000 UTC]

awwwww widdle Heavy in Russia is soo cute

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RedWes [2010-08-02 08:08:17 +0000 UTC]

you are so small is funny to me

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Rexin [2010-07-04 04:11:04 +0000 UTC]

D'awr, Heavy~

That'll teach you, Scout.

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lolheavyftw [2010-06-04 00:29:14 +0000 UTC]

Possible back-story. Cool!

"But," says man. "The Babel Fish is a dead give-away! It proves you do exist and so therefore, you don't. Q.E.D."

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Alac-Liop [2010-05-28 19:08:53 +0000 UTC]

Fatty... Nasdrovia!

lol ^^

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Nachalnik [2010-05-18 16:32:33 +0000 UTC]

lol heavy's childhood

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korhan [2010-05-07 15:50:29 +0000 UTC]

bawww heavy :'<

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Evil-Overlord-Laharl [2010-04-28 20:46:56 +0000 UTC]

LOL, the last panel reminds me so much of the warning sign of the turrets from Portal! XD Nice work~

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jeanetteRyokuX [2010-03-28 17:17:51 +0000 UTC]

its soooo cute AWWWWWWWWWWW poor Heavy i love the heavy XD

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Gobi-Akutoku [2010-01-15 05:10:46 +0000 UTC]

Your pic did inspire me to make this little picture of Heavy as a kid when he lived in Russia. [link]

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Exoddusman3 [2010-01-01 05:57:33 +0000 UTC]

awww lol

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ironcanman [2009-10-13 09:28:31 +0000 UTC]

SHOTGUN MACHINEGUN!

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VikingDreamer [2009-10-02 08:04:12 +0000 UTC]

you know what would be funny is if he was too skinny that all the bullets missed him hahahahah

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Willdabeast-0305 [2009-09-18 17:01:45 +0000 UTC]

I love the flashback! Poor, sad little heavy...!

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etile [2009-09-09 03:02:39 +0000 UTC]

aww you not fat heavy your just fluffy ^.^

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