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monkeyoo — Don't Call a Heavy FAT
Published: 2008-01-12 17:02:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 52727; Favourites: 815; Downloads: 353
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Took me such a long time! Anyways, this is just a joke between the scout and the heavy because one of the scout's response calls the heavy "eat it fatty!". If the Heavy could react he be pissed!*edit* By the way, the Russian spelling and meaning can be off because I translated it from Babel Fish.
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Tuchno means cloudy.... You wanted to say Tochno, meaning something aproximate to Oh yeah, Right?
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Тучно or тучный DOES mean fat, silly goose. It's just not mocking enough to be used by the general public.
Толстяк, жирный, бочка would be more appropriate for this situation.
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Well, maybe there is a second meaning... I'm half russian anyway....
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It's the main meaning to the word, actually. Nobody says 'tuchno', when it's cloudy. It's grammatically wrong.
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Well...Then I dunno.....
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Oblachno would be the correct term.
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*facepalm* OI! Tottaly! Sorry....^////^ Well I said i'm only half russian....
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Heavy doesn't even look all that fat. He just looks really big. Like tall, but not skinny.
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haha, reminds me of obelix from the asterix comics
I'M NOT FAT!
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Awwwww~ Makes me wanna give him a hug and a sandvich ;3;
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When called fat, Heavy get 100% crits for twelve seconds.
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Best $400,000 I ever spent...
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Story of the Heavies past!
Now we know why he totes a machine gun.
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if heavy were fat, he wouldn't have such skinny legs LOL
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I'm not sure what to say, other than this came out great. And I'm also one of the people who wants to give the Heavy a hug. I also want to give him a sandvich.
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haha is it true that the scout says that? 'cause I think I heard the scout saying something about fatty when I hit a heavy with the bat, but I wasn't sure.
I love the scout but I also like the achiev about killing 50 scouts with Natasha (sp?), it's a pain though.
"You too shiny!" lolwhat? xD
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I have an incredible soft spot for the Heavy. Even though I don't play him (rather Medic or Scout) I wanted to hug ze young Heavy
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Mmm, you just want to hug the poor guy.
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Very interesting art style and nice effects! 
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Just curious... Why the Japanese sound effects at the end? Also, I believe they use katakana for sound effects, not hiragana.
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I don't know. Now I look back, what the hell was I thinking.
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dont you know, back in Russia thats a survival tactic!
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Yeah, it is off 
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WRONG! Тучно means fat, but it is more of a describing, than offensive word.
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Never heard anyone use Tuchno as "fat" and I am a native Russian speaker...
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It's commonly used in 19th century Russian literature and you should know that.
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There is no Ctrl+F in books, so no.
Also, если понимаешь по-русски, чего на буржуйском пишешь?
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Oh, I just asked the name of the book, I would find it myself and read it...
Во первых потому что ты сам/а гдето написал/а что не знаеш Русского языка и просишь просчение за ошибки. Во вторых потому что я предпочитаю общение на Английском, легче свои мысли выражать.
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How can I remember a single not so important word from various books? 
Где это я такое писала?
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Maybe, my mistake... But nevertheless, bible language is hardly ever used too old and too complicated... Same goes for Hebrew which is used in Torah and Arabic which is used in Koran... Old languages... But hey, if I never saw anyone use this word before doesn't mean it doesn't exist...
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Well, it honestly isn't used much by the general public. Никто же сейчас и на литературном русском не говорит.
Also, courtesy of ABBYY Lingvo 12:
тучный
1) (толстый) fat; (о человеке) obese [-s], stout, corpulent
2) (о земле) rich, fertile
3) (о лугах) succulent
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Who sent that Scout baby to fight? X3
Another awesome one X3
Heavy isn't faaat... Just huuuuge o_o
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The ending and Heavy's breakdown are my fav. parts. It's hunny how they just look like small silhouettes at the ned...
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Though this comic is made as funny etc. that flashback part is sad :/
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there are lots of grammar mistakes in the flashback and russian words but the whole concept is hilarious.
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OWNED. XD
Poor little Heavy. You just wanna pat his little head.
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X D lol, oh Heavy is so fantastic. The flashback is brilliant, as is the desperate "YOU TOO SKINNY". Yer style is so fitting with TF2, it's just grand.
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