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Commission:A modern version of the Japanese monster the "Kuchisake Onna" in an appropriate "AM I PRETTY NOW?!" pose, scythe at the ready.
Some facts!
The "split mouth woman" will appear on foggy nights, a scarf or a cold mask covering her mouth (in some version, she can just make her mouth look normal).
Even with her face slightly obscured she will appear to be a knock out and will ask, in a honey soft voice. "Am I pretty?". If you say "yes" she will reveal her elongated, hideous leering mouth and ask you again, harshly "HOW ABOUT NOW?!"
There are a few options available here.
1. Say "you look pretty normal" in a truthful voice. She will thank you and leave you alone. Few people have the presence of mind to do this, however.
2. Run as fast as you can, she will give you a head start. She can, however, run at speeds of approximately 120kmph, and can track you by your scent, so best of luck!
3. Make sure your hair is combed with pomade. The scent of it makes her gag, even if she catches you, she will be immobilized by is odor. That said, she'll remember you so you'd best keep using that pomade, even after you escape.
4. Drop some of her favorite food. She will forget about chasing you! This has been everything from boiled sweets to melon bread. Lets hope you you happen to have whatever she likes!
IF CAUGHT.
Men: Prepare to get sliced to itty bitty pieces
Women: See above OR if you're really pretty and the kuchisake feels you deserve REAL suffering, she will slit your mouth, making you into the new Kuchisake, while she goes back to a nice normal life. You will be doomed to walk the night streets, performing your grisly duties.
Tips:
* She generally only attacks the adulterous or the excessively vain. Those who need to be taken down a peg.
* She is inhumanly strong, as well as fast.
* If youre under 15, all bets are off. She will approach you even if youre a good boy.
*Refusing to answer her first question will be seen as rude, and she will attack you anyway - best to play a long.
HOPE THIS HELPS
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Comments: 100
Lord-Noctifer [2009-08-17 17:27:03 +0000 UTC]
Can I attempt to confuse her by answering, "No. You are not pretty. All people are flawed. All ugly, even myself"? O.o I'm asking, because most of the time, varying from pre-specified methods of survival when in an encounter with a Yokai will get your ass killed.
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thalon-mercrow [2009-06-30 23:58:58 +0000 UTC]
heh, i faved this and your other japenese moster pic awhile ago but i never really thought of any comments but then i got the book yokai attack! the japanese moster surival guid that has many monsters including the kuchisake onna & the futakuchi onna and best of all it says ways to surive said attacks.
in addition to the defenseve tactics you said another way to ward off a kuchisake onna is by chanting pomade 3 times.
also are you still doing modern japanese monsters commisionsi may have one or two id like you to do in the future in addtion to that 40k pic im still trying to think up...that is if you want to?
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KazCheesyDoritoBomb [2009-01-31 06:03:54 +0000 UTC]
Meh i've seen worse, i'd probably make a pass at her, despite being a advent fa/tg/uy. Maybe she just wants someone to roll some dice with?
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Mr-Culexus In reply to KazCheesyDoritoBomb [2009-01-31 06:15:13 +0000 UTC]
hmmm. Maybe.
Maybe...
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InquisitorOnyx [2009-01-24 07:03:06 +0000 UTC]
I could so sweet talk my way around one of them... >.> <.< Maybe...
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Mr-Culexus In reply to InquisitorOnyx [2009-01-24 07:05:29 +0000 UTC]
Dunno if they're big on sweet talk. What's your angle?
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InquisitorOnyx In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-01-25 06:32:40 +0000 UTC]
Not trying to get my head nommed off after I say she looks hot even after she goes psycho?
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Mr-Culexus In reply to InquisitorOnyx [2009-01-25 06:36:48 +0000 UTC]
If you say she looks pretty in psycho form she follows you home then kills you.
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InquisitorOnyx In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-01-25 09:53:12 +0000 UTC]
Hmmmm.. Then this will take more effort then I initially thought...
Guess we have to start to break out philosophy.
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InquisitorOnyx In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-01-27 01:58:36 +0000 UTC]
Makes sense to me. Hopefully it will make her do one of many things. Fall further into the depths of madness then she already is and leave her in a confused state as I can slip away. Or Imma bout to be chopped up.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to InquisitorOnyx [2009-01-27 03:09:58 +0000 UTC]
That's the shitty thing. Once they've seen you, they can follow you anywhere. They will always find you eventually.
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InquisitorOnyx In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-01-27 09:15:00 +0000 UTC]
Hmmmmm... Now what if I tell one I was looking for them? Reverse the roles maybe? (minus the whole Imma kill her part)
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doloreg [2009-01-20 14:09:52 +0000 UTC]
"kirei" (きれい, Japanese for '
retty,' is a near homophone of "kire" (切れ
, the imperative form of "to cut"In other versions of the myth if you reply yes after she removes the mask she will give you a large blood soaked ruby and walk away.Another way to escape:is to ask her if you are pretty. She will get confused and leave.
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ripath [2009-01-19 19:17:48 +0000 UTC]
how about now?
(My response)
"What the hells the point in asking that? So what, you've got a cut on your face, it'll heal. After that all that you will have is your pretty face to show someone. Are you single, because I'd wait for that face to heal."
After being in a metal shop for five years a woman with a slashed jaw is nothing. I have calmly walked to a sink when my hand was gushing blood. but I also can hardly feel pain in my hands so I suppose that might not count.
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thevampiredio [2009-01-19 02:46:51 +0000 UTC]
i read one of the manga about split-mouth woman. scarry as shit!! u pretty much have only 1% of surviving.
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thevampiredio In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-01-19 03:52:54 +0000 UTC]
i guess your only hope is find those exorcists monk. i dunno what they called.
whats your fav monsters?
mine are yuki onna (snow lady), Kamaitachi(sickle-weasels) and of cos the nine tail fox.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to thevampiredio [2009-01-19 03:57:33 +0000 UTC]
I'm actually a little boring in my tastes, I like the kuchisake onna, the rokuro kubi and the kappa
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thevampiredio In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-01-19 04:14:33 +0000 UTC]
those are fine. who doesnt like kappa?
they're like the original ninja tutrle.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to thevampiredio [2009-01-19 04:19:46 +0000 UTC]
Yis! Except I don't think Donatello ever pulled someones organs out through their ass.
Probably wanted to, though.
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thevampiredio In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-01-19 04:39:20 +0000 UTC]
man! that is a distrubing image! 0____O
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Mr-Culexus In reply to thevampiredio [2009-01-19 04:53:08 +0000 UTC]
Japanese Horror: srs bsns
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ripath In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-01-19 19:20:03 +0000 UTC]
try reading Norse horror. Its hard to find but you tend to understand after wards why the vikings weren't afraid of any normal group of people
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Iseestupidpeople [2009-01-17 04:59:30 +0000 UTC]
i wonder what would happen if you said "that...is...AWESOME! how'd you do that?" after she did the "how about now?" line?
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ash40000 [2009-01-17 04:05:48 +0000 UTC]
longtime lurker, coming out of the shadows *cough*/tg/*cough* finally to till you this
I see your artwork is improving tremendously, the lightening effects are a nice touch. I look forward to seeing updates to various characters such as Cultist-Chan and Raege, granted you choose to do it this way
As for the girl herself, damn you learn something new everyday
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RedZealot6 [2009-01-17 03:13:34 +0000 UTC]
...Is that some sort of winged rat hanging from one of her weapons?
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Mr-Culexus In reply to RedZealot6 [2009-01-17 03:35:45 +0000 UTC]
It's a character I saw while I was there.
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RedZealot6 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-01-17 17:22:30 +0000 UTC]
Oh. It reminded me of a rat-flail for some reason...
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DONGSDONGS [2009-01-17 00:54:41 +0000 UTC]
as first I was like WHY IS CULTISTS' HAIR DYED?
then I read and was like 'oh lol'
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Mr-Culexus In reply to DONGSDONGS [2009-01-17 01:02:49 +0000 UTC]
Tanned skin. Messed up grills. Weird eyes. Check.
Was it the aggressive disposition or the improved fashion sense that tipped you off.
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Skorpychan [2009-01-17 00:30:33 +0000 UTC]
She has a resemblance to cultist-chan. That's sorta creepy.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to Skorpychan [2009-01-17 01:01:33 +0000 UTC]
This is only because I'm not a good enough artist to make truly varied characters yet.
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TheScorpion [2009-01-17 00:15:18 +0000 UTC]
I think I'd hit about mach 3 if I saw the crazy lady after me. I love when monsters are easy to beat by telling them complete bullshit.
A side note, the short handled scythe is called a 'Kama', not to be confused with a "comma".
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Mr-Culexus In reply to TheScorpion [2009-01-17 00:22:10 +0000 UTC]
Yis. I figured scythe was a better known term, so I opted for it. I kinda wanted to draw her with a kasarigama, but I didn't wanna draw all them chain links.
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TheScorpion In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-01-17 00:30:43 +0000 UTC]
Wise thinking there. I hate drawing chains, but they make everything so 90's.
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Axl12 [2009-01-17 00:14:11 +0000 UTC]
So, what happens if you say you still think she is pretty?
Does she kill you even worse then?
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Mr-Culexus In reply to Axl12 [2009-01-17 00:15:57 +0000 UTC]
If you say she's pretty she will pretend to leave you alone, follow you home in secret, and kill you on your doorstep.
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Axl12 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-01-17 02:26:55 +0000 UTC]
...Seriously?
Wow
So much for that plan.
But why?
She leaves you alone if you say she looks normal, but kills you when you still call her pretty?
...this is like some kind of super-tsundere.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to Axl12 [2009-01-17 02:43:18 +0000 UTC]
Just tell her she looks normal. You can only tell her she looks pretty if you really really mean it, and she believes you. Perhaps not worth the risk.
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Axl12 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2009-01-17 03:05:49 +0000 UTC]
I like crazy girls like that, so no problem on the honesty part.
...has that ever happened in one of those stories, anyway?
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