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Published: 2009-08-11 16:43:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 28945; Favourites: 199; Downloads: 213
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These assholes again.It was more clever in my head, I swear.
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I agree. And I prefer to see Slaanesh as female.
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That's a matter of opinion anyways.
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Is it strange that I find Tzeentch adorable?
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You just gave me a mental image of khorne giving Tzeentch a wedgie.
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You know he does. Tzeentch plans for it, but it still happens.
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One thing I find interesting is that usually, it's the alpha bitch who's allied with a jock,
and two nerds who are underdogs.
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I mean, Tzeentch's true form (at least the one I am most familiar with) *is* covered in tentacles, so it's not too hard to believe.
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I'm talking about tentacle sex.
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Nurgle = A Supernatural garbage bag!
Khorne = A Paraplegic sociopath!
Tzeentch = An indecisive mollusk!
Slaanesh = Never went to rehab!
Gork and Mork = LITERAL MUSHROOMS!
Khaine = Big Daddy Calgar's personal pleasure object!
Isha = Supernatural garbage can!
Cegorach = A fucking clown!
The Nightbringer = Has no friends!
And The Deceiver = Who's just straight up an idiot!
You forgot Malal.
He doesn't exist, shut up about it.
Aaaww...
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ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
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"Thanks be to the glorious Man-Emperor of Mankind!"
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I asked if I could be apart of Chad Khorne and Zeke Nurgle's "Bro-Force." The result was being put into a head-lock while recieving an atomic wedgie infront of the entire campus.
I think it went pretty well.
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I think its done before, but I wanted to try my hand at it.
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Oh I already see them in high school with the Emperor as the Principal.
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Judging by this characterisation, my college was full of avatars of Khorne and Nurgle....
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I think most are.
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And Malal is the long-haired goth in the background that looks like he's going to shoot up the school one day and he's staring at them with an angry "soon" look on his face.
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what about the c'tan?
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void dragon's in shop class
Nightbringer is planning his Own Shooting
Outsider is that kid everyone just avoids
and the Deciever is playing everyone against each other for his own personal amusement.
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what about malal or the emprah?
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Malal's Suspended and the Emperor is a kid on life support after his pet dog mauled him.
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so the emperor is the authoritan version timmy from south park.
and the ramaining gods are:Β
-gork and mork are the two dumb twins no one knows
-khaine is the classic yelling but kinda cool,old coach
-cegorath is the person who have been in the class for years and tells the most funnyΒ cues in school
-isha is the hot milf who working on theΒ refreshment/cafeteria andΒ is kind person but she have those beating scars in her face every day and her makeup is destroyed by the obvious qrying she doing.
(i don't know if there is any other god left).
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And Malice is back at home, formulating a plan to blow up the goddamn school and end it all.
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who it cause much raeg if Mumm-Ra of Thundercats fame was the principal of the highschool. I always dreamed of writing terribly funny fanfics of Mumm-Ra creating the chaos gods.
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Slaanesh,Khorne,Tzeentch,Nurgle!!!........Cool by the way When slaanesh look like this She or he can rape anyone
........WE SERVE CHAOS!!!!!
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Wait a second...
Are those... the Chaos Gods... in high school?
If so, then this is awesome.
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I love how Tzeentch is the awkward nerd with cowlicks. 
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