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Mr-Culexus — Suffer not the dirty cheat
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Request: A commissar, a psyker and a sororita playing cards (I figured the psyker would cheat)Related content
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I would absolutly love to see another one of these from you!
Moar battle sister strip poker please!
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Meavile,Creed on an monitor:,,It's on,amateur".
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Being a Psyker involves a grueling ride to Terra, decades of training, the risk of being eaten by The Emperor, the risk of being eaten by Daemons, and a lifetime of suspicion.
But it has it's upsides too.
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I'm guessing the Commissar is actually John Furklaw. THE resembilance is uncanny
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Wasn't meant to be, but I see what you mean.
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... aren't psykers blind?
omge! bring in the untoutchable!
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Some of them, specifically the Astra Telepathica ones are, yes.
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Remember kids, never invite psykers or eldar to strip poker. They will read your mind and remove all the clothes.
wait if you don't invite people who can read minds to strip poker then...
ALL THOSE YEARS ARE RUINED D"X
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*wearing tin foil hat* Not taking any chances..................
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Maybe i'm just stupid, but half the time i look at this Psyker i can't avoid the thought "Why the aquila-stamped boxer shorts in the head?"
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hehe must be Commissar Cain and Sister Julien, but w/o Brasker and etc.
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He doesn't need to cheat - he's a Psyker, he lays the Emperor's Tarot for a living!
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Are those really Fuklaw and Ringarde, or just similar character designs?
(I'm amazed nobody's asked that already; maybe they thought it was too obvious a question.)
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These two are from before those guys were on the scene. This is ancient.
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Only problem is, I don't think any of the rest of the group would be stupid enough to play poker with a telepath... plus half the group are psychic in some way... we have Eldar... yeah we're all Radicals.
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Yes, we're also all excommunicated...
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*shrug* We kind of saw it coming though... considering our Inquisitor was described by the GM as (and I quote) "possibly the most xenophiliac Inquisitor in the Imperium"...
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Then, inspite of the heresy, I must commend you on your group's brass bawls. Our group may have dabbled in heresy. But not knowlingly.
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hey butter than Justinian unkowingly helping a para-dimensional entity of what Kaldor Draigo would classify as the "Super Warp"
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I lol'ed hard all my friend plays in dark heresy is psykers don't give him any ideas...
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-latepost is late-
Now that I think about it, isn't there a scene like this in Ciaphas Cain? (minus the psyker and the betting of clothing of course)
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Caine players poker with a psyker and a sororita, I read the book that scene is in, maybe a year after this picture. Imagine my suprise.
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Yes. Except the sister was doing quite well. And drinking a lot with minimal effect.
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Rofl! He's got an "It's for
OUR own good" coming to him!
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I can just imagine a Spacemarine playing, "Listen, you idiot psycher! I CAN'T remove my armour! It's surgicaly attached to my body!"
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No, it isn't surgically attached, just so you know. They can't remove the Black Carapace which is beneath their skin, but they can remove the armour.
Now, granted, they almost never do remove it... the armour processes the body's wastes into a tasteless nutrient paste, and one of the glands implanted into a Space Marine changes their sweat so it actually cleanses the skin.
The result (or so I'd imagine) is that they don't smell like ass after a few weeks of living in their armor... but it can be removed, primarily so they can make repairs.
It doesn't invalidate your comment, though, because they can't remove it on a whim... it requires special tools, and then it would have to be re-adjusted when he put it back on (which is a time-consuming process), so it isn't something they'd do just for a poker game.
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Wow, I made this comment years ago. I don't even remember putting it up.
But yes, you do have a good point.
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Calm down, kid. Getting butt-hurt when someone responds to your post doesn't make much sense. And saying "omg it was a long time ago" also makes no sense and kind of makes you look like a tool. Just a FYI.
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His account is five years older than yours. Kid isn't the right term...calling him old geezer is though! Yes I know I'm replying more than a year later...but then again, so did you...on a now something like 6 year old comment.
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How long someone has an account says nothing about their age. An 80 year old man can have a 1 week old account, while a 10 year old kid might have an account for 10 years, ya know? I call Anyone "kid" if they're acting immature, regardless of their age. It's a subconscious habit I have, and I try to not do it.
I never said that it was wrong or bad to respond to old comments. I was saying how there's nothing wrong with responding to old posts and that it's stupid to get upset or attack people for doing it. People don't always find new posts Immediately, but that doesn't mean they're not allowed to comment just because some time has passed.
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....I smell Slaaneshi heresy! Since both of his hands are present, he must have recieved a third!
DOUBLE HERESY!
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In three seconds the psyker will either explode or KILL FUCKING EVERYONE
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